Name one thing you actually like about Jews

No sarcasm/irony.

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They know how to throw a party

their traditional songs are nice

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Theyre loyal to their own

The fact that they can bleed.

Smart, strong sense of tribe, funny, they've saved my life a few times (doctors), not clogging the world with their numbers. Great people, great allies.

they make good lampshades

Kabbalah

Good at science.

They are good fuel combustible for German ovens

(((Katz))) Deli

They are the only ones who can save us if the Aliens come to earth. We need them to destroy the aliens from within.

They're smart

Their funny hats are top teir

Also, bagles, I fucking love bagles

Isreal's wars with the Arabs provide some good entertainment too

Their women.

>leaf

A leaf that I agree with wtf

this is the only true answer

Not only that, but even help gentiles close to them within reason. My mom works with jews and they treat her extremely well and give her various connections for her and me as well.

>Name one thing you actually like about Jews

Nothing.

They control all the wealth

>bagels are jewish
>I can never eat bagels again

REEEEEEE

Their song and dance gatherings creep me out

World would be better if there were only Jews.
They are deeply religious but also into science and have sustainable birthrates that aren't too high or too low. Strong sense of community and they respect education.

Their huge titted sluts

in-group loyalty

Sense of community is nice, people help each other. Whenever I meet other jews there is a sense of connection right away.

Also If you are an israeli and get kidnapped or get into a natural disaster in some other country the government will go into insane measures to save you unlike most other countries that often dont care. I had a friend in the Nepal earthquake and even though the government said that they will send a plane to evacuate, the people went to protest just in case because they were taking too long lol. Meanwhile my friend told me that the Israeli embassy was next to the french one and the french just hang a sign saying that there will be no help and that they can fuck off.

wow that actually made me think

They make good lamp shades and soap for my delicate white skin

The women are hot.

Israel, as a country, is the world's biggest troll of Arabs and jihadis. Israel literally does not give a fuck if the UN dislikes their heavy-handed measures.

Israel is pretty much a forward operating base of the U.S. military.

Having worked in the upper echelons of NYC law and finance, I do not believe that a Jewish banking conspiracy exists. There are plenty of things to dislike about central banking and fiat currency, but I don't see how that's tied to Jews.

Most Jews I know smoke mad weed. Nice to hang out with them.

Franz Kafka

they always win in the end

>Having worked in the upper echelons of NYC law and finance, I do not believe that a Jewish banking conspiracy exists. There are plenty of things to dislike about central banking and fiat currency, but I don't see how that's tied to Jews.

tfw no qt jewish gf

They're good at pulling pranks... like... BIIIIIIG pranks, and still playing along 70-80 years later.

Israel pisses off the mudslims, they're actually kinda based, they're nice people, they worship the same God as me, they aren't violent abominations (unlike the goatfuckers), they actually probably aren't planning some sort of white genocide, and bagels are tasty when toasted and covered in cream cheese.

They're family oriented and they actually raise their fucking kids. Focus on education, teaching them to respect and revere their culture instead of hating it the way SJW parents do.

Clever leaders.
A great nation.
Hot women.

My Jewish father-in-law composes classical music. He's probably contributed more to Western culture than 95% of the posters here.

And yes, it's traditional-sounding, not the (((New Vienna School)))

Sorry. Since I am not a communist, I do not believe in redistribution due to unequal economic OUTCOMES. I do, however, want to give everyone equal economic OPPORTUNITIES.

They are nazi.

The israeli posters on Sup Forums are pretty nice, despite all the hate they get for their flag.

>they worship the same God as me
They hate you, would spit on you if you lived in Israel, and believe that your god's son is boiling in a vat of shit in hell.

Great fuel.

They're resilient little fuckers for one. They got thrown out or hunted down and thy still maintained their shit together. I can respect that.

Some are also not that horrible. Israelis just seem to get more interesting and they've managed their country well. People could take
lessons from that.

Really, if they'd stop with the circumcision then I'd have absolutely no problem with them, and I suspect nobody else would.

Circumcision, I'm betting, is what causes them to become antisocial and will no longer bond with people or follow their norms. During their growth, they get included into Jewish culture and that's the only group they can sort of empathize with while keeping others away, often at the behest of other Jews.
Just like muslims.

I'm a national socialist. Jews should burn in the ovens. Only white people should be given equal economic opportunities.

A bullet can kill them.

I like their music.

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So you're saying that experiencing life-altering trauma at a young age at the hands of your parents turns you into some sort of psychopath?

Hm, wierd.

>they've managed their country well
Israel is a pseudo-state. They exist because German reparations built it and US money and aid (both money the kikes siphon off our economy and send there and foreign and military aid) sustains them.

Ugh, that image. Blonde people, man. Even the fucking DOG looks blonde. Dark hair is the way to go. Blonde men look ridiculous and weak.

Anyway, I guess we see things differently since I'm a libertarian.

>That pic
Why do you do this Netherlands? I thought we were cool.

>blindly hating a group of people instead of realizing that individuals can do good things regardless of who they were born as
Stop being as bad as a Jew.

They'll fight tooth and fucking nail to keep their piece of the cake.
I can respect that

I have to say I love the way they run their own country.

I think its admirable how Jews think they are superior to all other races and religions, they speak about it with such pride and fearlessness.

I like how they are ultimately motivated by power and having a seat at the top table even though they represent a minuscule number of people.

Look at the way they even run their religion. Imams and priests will do anything to get new members in their religion. Rabbis tell people to fuck off and they aren't allowed in their special club.

A lot of actual Israeli Jews are cool it's the diaspora ones that are shifty

At least they're not starving, dying of exposure or fighting among each other because of head scarves, like their neighbors are doing.

And they keep fucking doing it, that's what scares me.
When nature's fucking telling you to stop and you keep going because of a superstition, you have a problem.

They stick together.

Is this why you renamed franks to hotdogs?

the hava nagila

jewish girls have fantastic tits

Forgot my Shlomo

Jews are fine when not being manipulators.

>not all X are like that

I don't know whether you are a jew or a non-white, but either way the DTOR is coming.

no this is not true. American aid to Israel all goes back to the american economy since they are forced to buy American made products. Funny how you cry about that but aren't saying anything about the billions America gives to the ARabs in which they use to buy non american made products. Unless you don't want people finding out that truth? right Mollah Merzonda Mehmedov Kaloumi Pendir bint Saad

No, theya re busy spitting on little girls for attending school and nuns for being Christians. That is, when they aren't busy sheltering international criminals or attacking their neighbors, committing terrorism, or driving the US to destabilize countries which leads directly to refugees flooding Europe.

Gas yourself kike. Israel is the largest single recipient of US aid and receives something like 40% of the total US foreign aid.

They make good television
>Deadwood created by (((David Milch)))
>The Wire created by (((David Simon)))
>Fargo created by (((Noah Hawley)))

Jewish Humour is awesome

probably responsible for most of the anti-semetic slang

they know how to exploit European culture and civility

which all goes back to the American economy.

U.S. foreign aid is only like 0.001% of our GDP. Insignificant. Nice try.

They created the concept of Jesus and wrote the fairytale known as The Bible to make it easy to finger stupid people by virtue of them being stupid enough to believe the most scifi horseshit ever.

>Well you are destroying my race and culture step by step but I guess its okay since your sitcoms make me laugh haha

highest iq on average

Seconded

>muh economy
You are definitely a jew.

It doesn't matter what percentage it is. It doesn't change what I said which is that Israel was built and is sustained by European and American money, engineering, etc. Jews cannot build and maintain their own country, they are leeches in everything they do.

I'm steeped in so many levels of irony regarding the Holohoax that every time I hear one of the Kikes telling their story about how they were gassed 17 times I laugh so hard I cry, so I guess there's that.

They've never woken me up at 8AM on a Saturday to try to convert me to their religion.

They simply created the concept of religion.

I like their style.

none of the shows I mentioned are comedies and each of them is actually a great representation of American culture in their own ways

That's edgy as fuck bro

Are you aware of how ironically funny this post was? Thanks for the laugh m8

They burn very easy

They make good firewood

That is not a jewish girl.
"It's like 0.000001% of our GDP man". Please check the 1970s oil crisis deal. Israel is 1/3 funded by the USA alone.
Please check Adam Sandler movies. Shit jokes, fart jokes, puke jokes - classy!
Jewish rabbis also suck the circumcision blood with their mouth.

i like big jewish titties

I like having a natural enemy.

Smart with a strong work ethic

>"It's like 0.000001% of our GDP man". Please check the 1970s oil crisis deal. Israel is 1/3 funded by the USA alone.

Wow, so you just realized that Israel is a U.S. puppet state that enforces our interests in the Middle East? What tipped you off? Perhaps it was the fact that we donate and sell billions of dollars worth of advanced military equipment to Israel each year? And Israel uses that money and equipment to harass a bunch of Arabs and extremists. Everyone "in the know" understands how this works.

It costs the U.S. nothing relative to our GDP, so why the fuck would you disagree with having a puppet state in a hostile region? Israel serves our interests perfectly. It's a wonderful ally.

Do people seriously not understand this?

LMAO wew

In principle, the concept of Tikkun Olam is a noble, worthy cause.

Sephardis and Ashkenazis are not hateful towards each other, unlike Western Europeans towards Eastern Europeans. They always stand for the interests of their ingroup.

Something you should learn, fuckers.

The deal I am referring to states that USA should put Israel's oil needs above its own. Apart from that, it should also arrange shipping for all transports.
>U.S. puppet state

^! This

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only the crazy ultra orthodox kikes the rest don't care

kek the german aid is minuscule 0.5% of the property the jews had in europe. and every penny that the us gives must be used in american industries