>Drumpf demands 2 (TWO) scoops of ice cream
Post yfw Trump just secured his impeachment
You've Done It Now Drumpfy
Oliver Gray
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Grayson Harris
Attica Attica Attica!!!!!!
Jaxson Stewart
DELETETHISNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac Wright
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Joshua Phillips
Wtf I hate Grampf now
Logan Reed
GIVE IT UP DRUMPFLETTES, HE'S FINISHED NOW
Ryder Ramirez
We don't deserve President Trump.
He makes too much sense. How are we supposed to deal with that?
Ian Nelson
Well, have 3 scoops of ice cream
Jose Butler
bump
Anthony Smith
Jesus fucking christ.
Jace Baker
Fuck it, while I wait for my suboxone to kick in I'll chime in...
Sitting in a hotel in Michigan. Have CNN on the last two days JUST for the coney meltdown...
Now it's like, a literal...meltdown?
Really? I'ce cream? They actually sound like literal children "but he got two "
Is it because ice cream is cold, like Russia? Wow. Like this is actually what I'm growing up in my mid 20s with that's on the news.
Isaac Evans
13 minutes before
Was this real-time?
Joshua Gray
DRUMPLEKILTSKIN HAV 2 MENY SCOOP
Gabriel Peterson
Clearly that inequitable extra scoop is grounds for impeachment and removal from office.
Julian Smith
>CNN
Trump actually had 30 scoops, liars at Con News Network doing well
Liam Martinez
All on the taxpayers' dime. Unreal.
Jack Richardson
I wish I could have two scoops of Trump.... Anus and mouth simultaneous
Jeremiah Butler
Help me I'm falling! Help meee I'm falling!
Help meee.ee I'm falling! Who is going to catch me today?
Adrian Torres
HOOOLY SHIIIT
BARUPAPUMPUMF IMPEACHMENT COMING NOW
Wyatt Morales
Why the fuck was there a limited amount of ice cream scoops? Even poverty ridden shitholes have unlimited ice cream.
Cooper Adams
He can't keep getting away with this
Mason Sanders
DRUMPF. IS. DONE. Fucking tyrant with that ice cream.
Carter Russell
Are you fucking serious?! TWO!?!?
Michael Allen
Not gonna lie. Former Trump voter here. It's hilarious watching him crash and burn. In all seriousness we can't let this guy get his hands on the ice cream scoop.
John Kelly
FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING TRAITOR #IMPEACH
Jackson Mitchell
TWO SCOOPS.
LISTEN GUYS, I USED TO BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER, BUT THIS CAPITALIST PIG NEEDS TO GO.
/R/ESIST
/R/DUMPTRUMP
Logan Walker
>Former Trump voter here.
Is David Brock OK?
Jaxson Cooper
Suboxone is poison. Stop it.
Grayson Baker
that's too much i can't take it anymore
Christian Gutierrez
I regret my vote now
#notmypresident
Easton King
TWO SCOOPS CMONNNNNNNN
Matthew Cox
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Benjamin Myers
MAD MAN
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Jason Ward
so.. trump fat, how this news?
Lincoln Moore
YOU'RE FINISHED, GLUMPFH
Ian Miller
BRRRREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
Christopher Fisher
ready for two balls
Christopher Morales
>you got no ice cream
>your moms on welfare
Dylan Phillips
suicided with 4 shots to the back of the head
Blake Scott
HES LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND!!
Chase Ward
>BRRRREAKING
Adrian Rogers
SERIOUSLY GUYS WE CANT LET HIM GET THE NUCLEAR CODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zachary Butler
wow FLIMPF
Alexander Turner
>this whole fucking thread
Evan Morales
Is that with the chocolate cake?
Daniel Hughes
> two scoops
That's it, I'm off the Trump train.
Landon Hill
Say goodbye Zlumpf
Carter Jones
>he doesn't have at least 4 scoops
>not having it 2-3x a day
It's like he doesn't wanna eat big to get big
Liam Roberts
How is this news
This is worse than Obama golf articles..
Jace Hernandez
ONE SCOOP NOT ENOUGH FOR NOMPH???!!
Wyatt Long
...
Asher Smith
>google it
>it's real
>with multiple sources reporting
I am fucking stunned
Ethan Young
>Being President of the free world
>Multi Gorillion dollars
>Not owning your own snow cone maker
SAD!
Ryder Davis
my sides
Jesus
Parker Morgan
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
Andrew Campbell
time.com
>The waiters know well Trump’s personal preferences. As he settles down, they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water, with the Vice President sitting at one end of the table. With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else. The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.
Austin Bell
THE ICE CREAM INEQUALITY MUST COME TO AN END REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Samuel Garcia
One scoop for each gender.
Adrian Taylor
I know mate.
Its like the media realize that their is no point in preserving what little credibility they had left.
Lincoln Gray
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Jacob Price
The wall just got one scoop higher.
Aiden Cruz
>But few rooms have changed so much so fast as his dining room, where he often eats his lunch amid stacks of newspapers and briefing sheets. A few weeks back, the President ordered a gutting of the room. “We found gold behind the walls, which I always knew. Renovations are grand,” he says
>TFW TRUMP BECAME PRESIDENT JUST TO STEAL THE WHITE HOUSES GOLD
Oliver Nguyen
Holy shit I have a Latvian mind meld twin
Tyler Evans
DOES THIS MEAN BERNIE GETS TO BE PRESIDENT NOW?
James Green
...
Dominic Torres
Think of how little media has on Trump that they have to run this shit.
I think in that interview, they said he asked the chef for an extra scoop...and that was it (not that he hammer fisted his hand on the table and forbid anyone else)
Means all their sauces dried up
Easton Russell
Holy shit!
This is huge!
Trump is finished!
Based CNN saves the democracy once again!
Camden Anderson
Did u know the Constitution (written by White men) only gave POC 3/5 of a scoop of ice cream???
Do your research
Tyler Cook
>see ice cream #scoopgate come across my twitter feed
>cant be a thing, keep going
>come to /pol
>its a thing
>go back to twitter
>media making it a thing
>leftists making it a thing
>feels like the earth is trying to shrug the leftists off its face
Isaiah Brooks
2 SCOOPS ?!?!??!!
EVERYONE ELSE JUST 1 ???!??!
SJW INEQUALITY TRIGGERED !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Justin Howard
Fuck yeah
Dominic Lee
...
Christopher Murphy
Former trump voter here I gotta admit it's hilarious watching trump crash and burn but in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Baskin Robbins keys
Zachary Miller
Is Donald Trump the most controversial president that didn't actually do anything in the history of that country?
Chase Lewis
Trump has made the media and the democrats fall into a death spiral of hysteria, desperation and inanity.
Thomas Allen
Hold up. What size are the scoops.
Juan Powell
>wanting more raisins in your delicious bran
Grayson Gonzalez
yeah it really would be tragic if Donald Trump were an OCD that needs two smaller scoops, one on either side of the pie/cake for symmetry.
>scoops make the news as if it was news
Julian Jackson
Yuggggee
Adam Green
I wish this happened in my country too. The fucking disgusting lefty media has too much control of everything.
Isaiah Howard
underrated kek
James Williams
who cares? ice creams are cold like russia, so are the hackers and crimea sounds like ice cream, can't you feel the smell of immediate impeachment?
Leo Carter
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAHHHHHH RREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! FUCKING REEEEEEE!! I KNEW LIBERALS WERE RIGHT!
Brody Watson
>bump
Why are you even here? You are lower than dirt
Christopher Davis
Two scoops of ice crimea
Jace Moore
>a fucking leaf
Ryan Jenkins
THIS IS IT, BOY, OPPOSITION NOW PREPARING ARMED OVERTHROW.
Gavin Flores
Does he have 2 phones?
Jackson Edwards
Can't MAGA if you're constipated, user.
Robert Wright
Holy shit in a republic system of government & not a monarchy the president is powerful & GETS THINGS???!? Delet this right now
James Bell
>implying delicious bran flakes alone don't contain enough fiber to maintain healthy bowel movements
Thomas Morris
why is it always russians behind those cool plans?
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Prominent Russian human rights activist Lev Ponomaryov rapped the advertisement as "a vulgar exploitation of some political symbols in pursuit of commercial interests."
He added however: "I do not think the person who created this is necessarily a racist ... But our society is xenophobic all the same."
Russia has a growing problem with violent racist attacks on dark-skinned immigrants.
The ice cream maker said on its website (www.xk3.ru) the new brand would be sold across Russia, from Moscow to Kemerovo in Siberia and Blagoveshchensk in the Far East.
Primachenko admitted his advertising agency had received negative reviews from some foreign colleagues maintaining that the ad had xenophobic or even racist overtones.
Oy vey!
Racists like Drumpf!
Leo Hill
Say it with me:
MADAME PRESIDENT
Drumpfies BTFO!!!!
Lucas Green
Get off that shit asap brother.
Leo Hill
In all seriousness we can't let Trump get the superman scoops
Cooper Miller
>The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate.
BASED PENCE OF HEALTH AND GOOD TASTE
Noah Howard
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Luke Cox
CMON
James White
>their
Zachary Thomas
>Obama orders $65,000 worth of hot dogs
>No one gets any but him
The news has a hearty chuckle