Ice cream

If a politician were an ice cream, what flavor would they be?

trump is a sherbet

Something bitter.

Some of them, the good ones, would be bittersweet

No. He's two scoops of vanilla

Obama is Cookies and Cream

Merkel is pistachio
Trump is Rocky road
Trudeau is chocolate swirl
May would be some fuck awful gelato

What does he taste of Sup Forums?

T W O
SCOOPS

This. Or an orange creamsicle.

Bernie Sanders is vanilla because he's vanilla as fuck.

Hillary Clinton is some nasty old brand with tons of raisins and walnuts in it.

Obama is Rocky Road because that nigger led us down a terrible path.

George W. Bush is cotton candy, because he's a candy-ass cowardly faggot.

Ron Paul is rum raisin.

Jill Stein can only possibly taste like shredded newspaper.

Canadoo edition:

Justin Trudeau is a hot cum sundae.

Christy Clark is peach, because I'd like to eat that peach.

Stephen Harper is a plain snow cone.

Paul Martin is a snow cone covered in piss.

Thomas Mulcair is a frozen dog turd.

Elizabeth May would taste like brusselsprouts.

Teddy Roosevelt is Bull Moose Tracks

trump is multiple flavors because hes multiple scoops

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Incompetence

pralines and dick

Trudeau would be black vanilla

Brown washing himself to hide his delicious white privilege

nah Trudeau is bacardi-flavored ice cream

the jew cucks favorite ice cream

Did they make a tribute ice cream in watermelon flavour?

What? You don't like puns?

That one was too obvious. It physically hurt me.

poo poo and pee pee

I wonder who would fit as green tea ice cream

>reagan would be vanilla
>bush sr would be an old, stale carton of reagan's vanilla
>slick willy would be blueberry mixed with glue
>bush jr would be rocky road
>obama would bring change in the form of watermelon, banana, grape and shit blended together
>trump would be good ol' vanilla
Failed presidential candidates edition:
>gore would be a melted carton of vanilla and blueberry
>mccain would sing with every bite
>sanders would be watered-down strawberry
>hillary clinton would taste like a soiled pantsuit

idk, which politician leaves you with a migraine and shitting your guts out?

fuck off ribbit

is Canada a politician i pick Canada

Jeb! would be avocado

he would be a clumpf auf slumpf

hue hue hue hue!!

I don't know about the flavor but I know that Trump gets two scoops and this is newsworthy

>pic related

REEEEEEE

how far can this go before the words and picture are back to normal again? would that eventually happen?

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LAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL KLOMPF

Pralines and cream

>marshmellow
fucking uneducated liberals

steven colberts new flavor: unemplyment crunch
filled with gay slurs and job applications

this is pretty funny. i'll give you that!