All memes aside, what are you supposed to do as a commuter in this scenario?
>If you plowed through them you'd have a very tough time defending yourself in court.
>If you sit there and just take it like a bitch, you may lose your job
>You can drive offroad but only if the police aren't around and if your vehicle can handle it
*blocks your path*
Think of it this way. Most major cities have these things were people can cross the road and not break the law. if you are in the road and not walking on a cross-walk or whatever...then you are breaking the law. so If you hit one of them you can't really be touched.
Get close enough so that one feels threatened and slaps your car
Then floor it and claim self defense
>Pull up to human barricade
>Slowly accelerate giving them enough time to move.
>As they all start hitting my car floor it.
Defense:
I was in fear for my life, they were hitting my car aggresively and shouting threats at me. We all know what happened to Reginald Denny during the L.A. Riots for stopping during a "protest". He was pulled from his truck and beaten almost to death.
Get off scott free, even if I pancake a few of them.
OR if they are just starting to form, do not brake, could cause an accident. If they get hit its their fault for playing in traffic.
just slowly inch forward, they'll move
if that fails get out of your car and intimidate them
Good thing I live in NC, I am allowed to run over anyone deliberately blocking the road like this.
This
Same desu senpai
>Bad advice from a dumbass burger.
Retards will actually believe this.
drive through
the law is on your side there
also yelling IM AFRAID FOR MY LIFE helps
a white fucking truck outta nowhere
At least I'm not a Fucking Leaf.
Give them a 5 second warning and them hit the 4wd button and floor it.
plowed through them
Believe it or not leaf
We live in a country where we get to defend ourselves from brown people
Driving through a crowd is self-defence
you keep driving at walking pace, they will move...they will have too muahahhaahha
Keep going @ 1mph and slowly push through as their resolve weakens. They'll either be nudged out of the way or crushed slowly and agonizingly, making an example of them to stop this economic terrorism once and for all.
get your trusted assault rifle out of the back, they've conveniently bound themselves together by their arms, that makes them easy targets
calmly lock and load, put two shots in center of mass and when they're all down walk up and put them out of their misery by putting one in the head for each. adhere to gun safety standards and put the rifle away, get back in my car, and continue on my way.
No, you're a nigger.
Now wash my dick.
>blocking I-93 South
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SO MUCH. THAT FREEWAY IS ALREADY SO CONGESTED
FULL THROTTLE FOR THESE FUCKERS
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>coast through at low speed
>one of them attacks your car
>I feared for my life, officer
check the state law to see if the state has castle doctrine, because blocking traffic like this is grounds for self defense, and running them over is legal in these castle doctrine states
every once in a while someone snaps and absolutely trainwrecks a few of these guys. it's an incredibly risky strategy. I'd do the ol' lock the doors, creep up, and like they said floor it the SECOND your car gets touched.
Leave it for the group of protesters to decide whether or not to move, cause I'm not stopping.
Nah, I spoke to a State Trooper about this specifically and he said that anyone trying to set up a road block that is not part of Emergency services is liable and at fault for getting themselves hit. We have specific laws that this covers and anyone that hits them would easily get away with it. Its a danger to public safety because it could cause a pile up major accident and kill the drivers they are trying to block. Also the fact that you have no idea what their intentions are, they could be setting you up to rob you or jerk you out of your vehicle and kill you.
fuck me that's satisfying to watch
And why are the cops standing around and doing diddly-squat? And why don't people just drive around them? You got a stupid 4WD because of your small dick, so use it.
Actually, it isn't hard to argue your way out of this. Can be as simple as the sun was in your eyes, they're at fault for being on a highway.
Yeah it looks like a guy was trying to open the driver side door, this guy totally has a case of fearing for his life, I hope he wasn't charged or convicted for running over those people.
Sorry, youre not american, you wouldnt understand the ability to run people over for being dumb niggers and getting away with it
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i mean why hahaha the car always wins why would you do this? havent they seen car vs man?
I think the best part is that the driver is just driving along with his left arm resting on the window as if it's just another night time drive.
Slowly drive forward, get other drivers to do it with me. If they lie under the car how am I supposed to know... Alternatively invest in license plates that flip up and only use them in this case
I sincerely hope they died
God bless North Carolina. But don't forget to put on Initial D. first for maximum keks
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GAS GAS GAS
Is this in all states or just yours?
Slowly push forward so that you're not running them over but pushing them slightly, if they all rush around your car to try and stop you you can claim they attacked you & bankrupt the animals.
No. He's right. Day of the rake when?
jumping in front of a moving car, what did they mean by this?
Inch it closer and closer man
become an evangelist of the Church of the Truck of Peace
>be American
>retrieve my trusty CarGun™ from the glovebox
>fire off some warning shots while hollerin' "Yee Haw!"
>protestors disperse because "it's goin' down nigga!"
>tip my stetson to the Mexican family in the SUV next to me
>everyone applaudes as I drive off
It's easy. These are crazed protesters. You provoke them slowly and subtly, and they will attack your car. Then you floor the gas in self defense.
Richard Mortician v v funni show :--DDD
Everybody needs to run these idiots over. They'll stop that shit when they realize it's not just a fucking game.
Holy shit how do you know what I did this afternoon!?
omg i lloooove rickk adn morety!!!
When it's winter like that, you will find that a super-soaker is an extremely effective non-lethal morale breaker.
Just spray and then let mother-nature take its course.
That's easy, OP. You just simply pull out your handy glock you store in your glove compartment and fire off a few shots at the protesters and go about your day like nothing happened.
I would imagine in all states, better bullshit with a state trooper and find out before you act.
Turn my car sideways so it seems like I'm helping them out with reinforcements then speeding through the gap they leave for me.
Too right. Hand on door handle, pin the throttle. It's not a non-violent protest at that point.
1. Roll down window
2. Declare "I am going to take my foot off the brake, and let this vehicle roll forward as it may, if you don't move out of the way, I can't be responsible for what happens".
3. Do as said in #2, if libtards want to get crushed, that's their problem now.
HAH
Why aren't the police doing anything there? Is there a huge crowd off camera and they're just waiting for backup?
grow up
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>simpsons defense
The motives are unknown.
and every day, that motherfucker gets to wake up and remember the way the bodies felt under his car.
you're allowed, but won't you be sued into poverty? you won't go to jail, but you'll be living under a bridge.
>warning shots
Straight to jail.
this makes me so happy. who the fuck do these people think they are? Soros can only protect protesters from the police, not citizens being terrorized.
It just formed, they were there for about 10 minutes before the police come in and start bustin heads. (If this is the same video I saw on youtube). But there were a few cities that allowed them to fuck traffic up for a few hours because the city police were told by their chief to allow it because he answers only to the mayor. Politics are fucking stupid.
Go through them? My Job? Yea I'm good my job can wait.
I'm going to be front and center two feet away from them and I'm going to be hammering sweet tunes from my horn for as long as they're there.
cops are pussies to politics. they're not going to tell you that you can shove them out of the way and they're not going to tell the tards holding hands to fuck off. fuckin politics mango.
Just roll your window down ever so slighty and either blast the nigga nigga song or KKK by moonman an loud as possible and repeatedly sieg heil in the car until the negros swarm your drivers side thus clearing a path in front of you and floor it out of there
Easy peasy
keep a decommissioned grenade in your glove box and roll it at their feet and drive through in the chaos that ensues.
It's not unheard of hitting people in a cross walk and getting away with it here. Traffic laws in America are weird and favor people buying as many cars as possible so the fear of going to jail for bad driving is really low. Its always involuntary manslaughter and usually not much of a sentence or a fine unless you're drunk or on drugs.
Give me a break. We all know what to do...
Its called a free kill. You normally don't get the right to do so in a civilized nation. Take your free kill. And in the end your K-D will be positive.
>a tough time defending yourself
They should not be on the freeway to begin with, and there are usually signs expressly telling pedestrians to stay off of them.
R A R E
Except you're fucking wrong, idiot
Many states and localities have laws protecting motorists from prosecution in these types of circumstances. It isn't reasonable to expect that motorists can always avoid random people and animals entering the roadways.
[Japanese racing game music intensifies]
If the cops don't charge you for it, I would think it would be easy for a lawyer to prove they were at fault for intentionally walking in front of someone going 50 to 70mph. They would be at fault. No pedestrians are supposed to be on the highway.
Whatever you say Frankie
My state lets you run over these faggots.
Easiest decision ever. Getting some use out of my new grill guard.
This is the best idea yet.
>what are you supposed to do as a commuter in this scenario?
Seriously? Ok...
Make eye contact with your fellow drivers
Start to inch up
Wave if necessary, encourage other drivers to inch up
Get closer to the crowd. Mob mentality will set in
Position your car between 2 protesters. Don't hit on head on
Creep closer
They will start to break, if you get surrounded, gun it!
As the line breaks, other drivers will exploit the gaps
It will turn in to a full on route in short order
Get 2 12v backup alarms from Tractor supply and wire them to a switch under your dash. Cheap and will drive them crazy. Extremely easy hookup.
This.
>What is: How to get a terrorist charge, Alex
GAAAAAS GAAAAAS GAAAAAS I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
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Isn't it most likly that you will end up behind the cars who are in front?
There are actually a lot of states passing protection laws for drivers specifically hitting protestors. Thanks BLM.
Hopefully someday you will be annexed and finally know what freedom is.
if those people in the cars banded together they could PHYSICALLY REMOVE those that are in violation.
GAS GAS GAS!
I WANNA STEP ON THE GAS!
Why do you have to reply to everyone like an autistic kid with this childish shit? This isn't even relevant to what they posted dumbass, stop browsing until you're 18.
Fuck you
You're literally proud of the fact that your country is full of violent brown people you have to defend yourselves from. get cucked, 60%
if you happen to hit someone by genuine accident, no shit. the person in the middle of the road is responsible. if your car is aleady stopped in front of people and you floor it deliberately, you're 100% going to prison to get enriched by jamal. even in "muh freedums" merrica.
no, your state doesn't have laws "protecting" you if you decide to floor a halted vehicle into someone you clearly see, like in OP's pic. you're just being retarded
don't kid yourself, you don't get away with anything. every self defense case with a white victim defending themselves from an african american is national news as proof of racism
The butthurt in that comments section is great.
This. Just inch forward slowly until they chimp out and start beating on your car (it's leftists/antifa/BLM so you can rest assured they will get violent). Then you have the green light to floor it because you feared for your life from these violent protesters who were surrounding you and beating on your car.
Does anyone know what happened to the protesters that got run over? Hospital? Did the police investigate a hit and run?
These generally only protect the drivers from civil liabilities, not criminal charges
Yeah like the police are going to arrest you for harmlessly scattering people blocking a highway.