Brit/pol/ - A Green and Pleasant Land Edition

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>Labour manifesto leaked
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>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
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>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
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>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
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>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
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Second for kissywisses

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion

Is every party trying to see who can have the worst policies? Lib Dems might take it with this one.

Fourth for the frozen pizza aisle at Morrisons.

exhume Bowdens bones and lets go to number 10

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there wasn't any gas, though, m8

do even the most radical leftists want that to happen?
I usually imagine they say they want all these immigrants only because it makes them sound like good people. Would they stomach for voting for someone that might do it?

They would be for the policy if he didn't put a price tag on it.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4497164/May-reveals-heartbreak-not-able-children.html

Mummy May is sad she's not an actual Mummy

Thing is a policy like that is not gonna lose the lib dems any voters. It's the sort of thing that lib dem voters are into. Out of people who vote for the main parties they are the least against Islam except for maybe the green voters. Also every party except for the tories are basically meme parties at this point. The tories themselves can afford to have ridiculous policies without it affecting their chances of winning so we're probably gonna get a fair bit more weird stuff than usual coming from every party for a while.

or if someone else deals with them

Either way, so long as they can feel good about themselves without having to deal with the consequences. I wonder how many of these out of touch cunts would actually support it if they had to personally take care of the shitskins.

Clueless Burger here. Can I get a basic gestalt on all the UK parties?

Why do you support the Tories instead of UKIP? Did UKIP fuck up like the AfD in Germany?

>Would they stomach for voting for someone that might do it?
Yes because they think they won't have to live near them, and the thought of helping people brown people makes them feel good. The lib dem base is mostly middle class people in rural areas.

Tory voter here

Don't we just LOVE our BASED BLACK guys who support Mummy May?
The regressive left are NOT gonna like this! Labour are the real racists anyway

Civic nationalism and GLOBAL Brexit are the future fellow 'pedes

>all the UK parties
There are quite a lot of them lad

Yes, just like all the American third parties but how many of them actually get more than 5% of the vote.

how many US celebrities, that have been banging on about muh refugees for ages, have taken any in to their homes?

To keep it simple, it's mostly tactical voting to keep out a coalition of Lib Dems and Labour, which would be absolutely fucking disastrous.

Voting UKIP (As much as I'd want to) could result in Labour or Lib Dems winning a constituency as Tories didn't get enough votes due to people voting for UKIP (who most likely wouldn't outright win anyway).

It's a shit sandwich we have to bite into.

Tories: cuckservatives, but still by far the best option
Labour: THINGS
Lib Dems: completely worthless shits who stand for nothing
UKIP: dead party
SNP: lefties who go on about MUH SCOT-LUND
Greens: typical geentards

None that I'm aware of.

UKIP don't have a chance cause of our first past the post election method.
>12.7% of vote
>1 out of 650 seats

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2015#Results

Last time only four did:
Conservative (36.8%)
Labour (30.5%)
UKIP (12.7%)
Liberal Democrats (7.9%)
SNP got close to 5% though

I plan to go to greggs when they open at 7am today lads when I get off work. I've taken a piece of paper with me with what I want so when I go up to the front desk it will look like i'm getting all this stuff for other people when really i'll just scoff it all down my throat on the park bench

THINGS you say?

>Only Child
>Daughter of a vicar
>Barren
>Daddy died in her 20s

With all those issues I bet she's crazy in bed

Makes sense. Are there any based Tories at all? Surely they can't be complete cucks if Theresa May wants a hard Brexit.
Are thee Tories more conservative then American Democrats but more liberal than the Republicans?

SNP: the only nationalist party that wants to sell its sovereignty to a larger power.

>Conservatives
True white man's party, great leader, great policies, saving the white race, cutting immigration, brexit, BTFO of every lefty cunt around, low tax, secure state, fantastic party
>Labour
A party for muslims and women, stay away
>UKIP
A failed political party run by a scouser that lied about being in a disaster that happened 30 years ago
>Greens
state mandated cuckery for all, stay away

pretty much the same over here. it's funny how much people aren't willing to put the work in for things they think are good ideas

Some are pretty based tbf. The leader usually isn't based in order to appeal to more voters.
>Are thee Tories more conservative then American Democrats but more liberal than the Republicans?
Sort of, but imagine that with the religious element almost completely absent.

>Greens
I remember hearing that they want state sponsored BLACKing to (((eliminate racism))). Please tell me that article was fake.

Why is Labour so fucking JUST

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Makes sense. Our Republicans are backed a lot by the Southern bible belt so they have to be pro christian to the point of sounding theocratic.

Hard to say without reading it. Maybe.

>Makes sense. Are there any based Tories at all? Surely they can't be complete cucks if Theresa May wants a hard Brexit.

The Tories are basically in themselves a coalition of hard core old school and new school libtard soft conservatives.

People like Mogg and Theresa May is what I'd coin "Purple Pilled", a mix of blue and red, they has red pill knowledge but is subservient to the Jewish elite for their comfy life style.

David was pure Blue Pilled.

If it was reported in the Express, DM and nowhere else, it probably was. I can't think of any scenario where that policy even be workable

I know the greens did say that IS members shouldn't be prosecuted, which was cute.

Who else is looking forward to the knives coming out when Labour gets walloped? I feed on defeated political parties eating themselves. No matter where in the world it happens, it's always delightful.

When the hell has mogg ever said "british people benefit a great deal from Sharia Law" or "The wage gap exists" or "It is essential for us politicians to advance the lgbt cause"?

The Tories are a massive lying cuckold party that only exist to enrich themselves and blame the problems they caused on every other party
Don't fall for the shills ITT

It was DailyMail who covered it. Fake news in other words.
Do they at least want to limit immigration and stop sucking Muslim dick?

He voted for the investigatory powers act, so fuck him.

He is not the based man you mogginates think he is, sure he is more red pilled than most, but he tows the line like the rest of them.

>Do they at least want to limit immigration and stop sucking Muslim dick?
Some of them most likely do but the party as a whole definitely doesn't. That's right, we're fucked.

Damn, I could really go for some tea cakes and Yorkshire puddings right now.

I loved may's "there are girl and boy jobs" on the one show.
>transtrenders btfo

Turns out Labour are shit with numbers. Who wouldda thought?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/11/revealed-jeremy-corbyns-unprecedented-30billion-black-hole-socialist/

Also, I missed QT last night. Is it worth a watch?

I hate r eddit and people who do this

They put """"based"""" (a nigger rappers slang term) on a pedestal. They're cucks.

maybe, thornberry gets all nationalistic, it was pretty cute tbf

Lads how funny would it be if the dup get more seats than the libs? Anyone know if there are any recent NI polls anywhere?

Hey dad, how is the general shaping up?

That 4.something percent netted them almost every seat in Scotland though.

looks good son, mummy's got it covered

one step closer to ToryKIP
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4497380/Foreign-aid-chief-quits-spending-60bn-money.html

>me after 6 pints at a family get together

I know. And they helped ruin labour by doing it. Funny because both parties want the same things deep down.

No it isn't, it was garbage

Just Scotts screaming about muh independence vote, SNP jacked themselves off for a while and then the audience booed anything that took more than 5 brain cells to process

No banter, no based pannelists or audience members, just dull all round. This Week with Andrew Neil was pretty good, some immigration red pills were dropped

Good stuff. All the good news seem to be strictly Anglosphere
I lived in South Africa, in Cape Town for sometime, I used to have dinner and a few drinks after work at this tavern called perseverance (locals called it Percy's), they served a fish and chips like pic related, holy shit possibly the best food I've had

quite interested to see the booing now. Was it similar to when that man called out benefit scroungers hitting food banks last week?

Off home today lads
If a plane from Chania to Gatwick gets ackbar'd bash a paki for me

>fish and chips
>possibly the best food I've had

>welsh
>gatwick
bit of a drive home lad

Nah the audience just booed the lone conservative MP whenever he said anything that they didn't like

The only half decent thing about this weeks episode was looking at the various weird specimens of Scottish people that crawled out of the hills to take part

>Nah the audience just booed the lone conservative MP whenever he said anything that they didn't like
Basically this. Even that guy at the end who was talking about brexit being good seemed like a total cuck.

Would you a Jewess gf?

Idk man I thought it was pretty good. Could be also nostalgia for cape town. With a foreign competitive salary that city was probably the comfiest place I've lived. Lisbon is nice and has great food too. Never been to the UK, been meaning to get there.

more pink hair than usual for qt

>Even that guy at the end who was talking about brexit being good seemed like a total cuck
I get the feeling he was slightly putting it on in case he got lynched whilst walking home for being a rahysist

People here seem to think they actually conservatives. There just a capitalism party and they love immigrants as it means more tax payers and lower wages

you better not come my ends

less you reppin lib dems

Arrest the nonce

Best get over here sharpish before it all burns down then hadn't you.
>putting it on in case he got lynched
Possible, I guess. The skinny actor guy was irritating as fuck. Just a typical modern Scot. Self-righteous cunt. Invoked the mandela at the end for no reason as well. Scottish QTs are embarrassing.

Fucking mandela.

Yes he is a terrorist but he's a GOOD terrorist like John Harris!
standard.co.uk/stayingin/tvfilm/the-good-terrorist-channel-4-documentary-looks-at-john-harris-attack-in-johannesburg-a3330371.html

Injuring a 12 yo at a train station and killing her grandfather. I fucking hate these people so much

This.

That image just struck me how much he looks like Obama in 30 years time.

Seems like if you work in any sort of government service you get the most vile customers, more so than any private retail.

What should I do next time I get an abusive customer in my face? It happened on Wednesday with two of them and I just went and did as they demanded because I was new to the job and looking back on it, that was a bit cucked.

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FFS what a joke
>Can't terrorism sometimes be good?
How do retards that actually need to ask that question, or nutters that actually do it, not get that by justifying terrorism for causes they believe in they're justifying everyone else doing it for causes they believe in? Fucking absurd.
>A black guy looks like another black guy
But that's waythitht

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>tfw our election is basically just a less corrupt Hillary Clinton against a turboleftist Bernie Sanders

how do you feel about this lads

And did those feet, in ancient times

youtu.be/OHmGliVqxXg

>If you are in a Liberal Democrat seat that Labour have a chance to take, vote Liberal Democrat to lock them out.
I'm not sure about this one. Might as well vote ukip there surely?

Sweet tea (iced tea) is acceptable on a hot summer day. I always get a nice Liptons when on holiday for instance. As for Arnold Palmers, they're an abomination that should be eradicated.

Meanwhile 465 youths were stabbed, 2000 girls raped, and 3940 people were mugged

Like I need to suck a cock to make myself feel less gay after reading that shit.

>Sugar in your tea
How to spot a pleb.

>Vote UKIP
Stopped reading

No way UKIP will win Clacton this year

archive.spectator.co.uk/article/18th-september-1999/12/portillo-is-not-a-conservative

PORTILLO BTFO

But UKIP should have a least one member. It is always fun to see them surrounded by the Irish, Scots and milkmen on the green seats.

Reminder that there is either a plurality or absolute majority support for the following policies:

- Halting all immigration
- Halting all Muslim immigration
- Nationalising the railways
- Nationalising the energy industry
- Dramatically increasing defence spending
- Reinstating capital punishment
- Increasing the severity of criminal punishments generally
- Effectively suspending the welfare state for those who choose not to work
- Ending foreign aid
- Halting urbanism

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4493942/John-Cleese-s-sense-humour-no-more.html

>John Cleese no longer funny

Thoughts?

National socialism?

Yes - it is a tacit admittance that large elements of national socialism hold significant way over the (native) population.