>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
yes, they have two numbers than an R so 14R is one-four-robert.
Tyler Nelson
Indeed, Male black has a history of stealing phone poles with the wires still attached, for our new listeners
Brody Morales
Robert is a third watch officer so if you were a cop on third watch you'd be Robert + [patrol car number]
Evan Lee
Correction, the number is stated before RObert
Joshua Reyes
sell for scrap metal I assume?
Jayden Williams
Oh shit is Robert following a stolen car
Nathan Foster
copper wiring is another big one too, the quest for it is the source of a lot of post-electrocution videos circulating the net
Austin Kelly
well, they try. we hear calls all the time from scrappers and recyclers saying a male black is trying to hawk a manhole cover, or spools of wire stolen from construction yards.
Charles Murphy
Why do police use a different alphabet code than military?
Gavin Cooper
Oh I wish but you really never know
Last week Robert responded to an excessive smoke from an apt call that turned out to be nigs bbqing indoors
You really have to suspend logical assumptions sometimes in this thread
Jordan Evans
>all these robberies
Caleb Diaz
ah right, ive seen some of the webms. fucks em up good.
2 "dark complected" suspects fucked up Kareems car
Michael Howard
Just like in The Wire!
Isaiah Allen
comfy, gents. bring on the bath of blood.
Gabriel Young
I need to do more with radical chrome effects on text.
Blake Baker
are there just some liberal cops or are these cases where they really arnt sure the race so they say "dark complected" instead of male black ect?
Daniel Walker
new thread....took 9 min to realize
John Reyes
Yeah I think it depends on dispatch or they are reading off exactly what the caller said - however, I don't imagine Kareem described them that way, just a hunch
Mason Ramirez
ONE ONE SHOT FIRED AH AH AH
David Russell
Kek. This thread can be so slow, I can believe it. Welcome back, m8.
Carter Miller
Thank you sir
Best part new user ID ah ah ah
Justin Harris
Battery in progress male vs female
FINISH HER
Noah Mitchell
out of curiosity, is heyjackass managed by a /CPD General/ regular or is it just a website someone found?
Chase Morris
Imagine being one of these cops
Ethan Lewis
It predates us by a long time. We do not have anything to do with it, except as interested readers.
Jackson Moore
2 male hispanics jacking license plates
Suspicious person by the basement
Dylan Martin
I think it's just a website that was found but I could be wrong
Evan Reed
Robert carries to burden so others don't have to
Kevin Morgan
that basement one sounds pretty spooky.
Who else is /comfy/ right now?
Carson Sanders
/Comfy/ hoping Robert saved the Dunkin Donuts so he can get comfy later
William Hernandez
Feeling pretty damn /comfy/ right now. Got some Grizzly in, just waiting on the cement to set on my Guardsmen so I can prime them for painting later. Feels good, man. How are you?
Samuel Reed
Think that drunk guy is still there?
Noah Thompson
He probably pissed on the floor and took off if he heard Robert was coming
Aiden Martin
>just waiting on the cement to set on my Guardsmen so I can prime them for painting later. That takes me back. I still have the remnants of four armies gathering dust in a box somewhere
Angel Edwards
its like being in the military, but for 5 times as long if they actually live to retirement.
Jacob Fisher
Enjoying a nice drink with Robert tonight
David Ortiz
>Who else is /comfy/ right now? in bed with wife & belgian malinois, so /comfy/ , cozier than a nig nog in the trap house
Jace Torres
so many shots
Brody Garcia
Anyone know what CIT training is?
Levi Wood
Honda? 4 Wheel? Dispatch and I are both confused, is this niqqas on 4 wheelers?
Jaxon Mitchell
Mental health
Sebastian Scott
Nigs drive them when they get DUIs.
Juan Morgan
I don't play the game, but it's a nice little hobby that I can indulge in every now and then. Do something creative instead of stewing in my own self-loathing while I clean bathrooms at the grocery store. Also shooting. That's always fun.
Benjamin Hernandez
cock in twat
Camden Peterson
Female black creating a disturbance and refusing to leave
What a shocking turn of events
Nicholas Bell
That new retro wave music all uses the same niggery beats and all sounds the same, just listen to actual 80s music, at least it sounds like real 80s music, I prefer the ambient tracks
Parker Morales
Drank some whiskey while I helped my friend through some guy problems, now I'm at a good level but damn I want just one more beer
Thomas Green
Ruff Ryders alert!
Leo Walker
Chimps In Transit
Jayden Brooks
Oh you glorious bastard
Jackson Perry
Howdy there fellow TexasRobert. 713 here
Blake Brown
Damn, I've been there. Can't drink tonight, though... got to work tomorrow and I don't have any booze.
Landon Ramirez
har come dem ruff ryders
Joshua Smith
I tried the new wave for the first time, had to go back to the ambient
Isaac Harris
Coons in Town
Charles Turner
Howdy! Trapped in 210. At least I'm on the city limits, and only a short drive to Boerne.
Thomas Howard
940 still on the Robert clock here, fellow Texan
Jace Perez
I'm struggling to not be jealous
Camden Rodriguez
10/10 would commit crimes on and with
Gavin Perez
so many spokes
Zachary Jenkins
I never played much myself, actually. I got really into terrain building, and making dioramas. >Also shooting. That's always fun. Amen.
214, up. Gentlemen, I do believe we have a quorum. Since we're all here, we really should come to grips with the "Austin" problem.
Jaxson Sanders
there is a serious cartel war going on in mexico right now for distribution territory within chicago
ICE and the feds are worried that it could spill over into America more than it already has
Hunter Garcia
I'm doing pretty well my friend. This thread has really sped up!
Logan Sullivan
>ALERT daughter not taking her meds, going crazy
Cooper Parker
>we really should come to grips with the "Austin" problem There is only one, but final, solution
Anthony Roberts
Not to mention the feds have been uncaged and are busting up the distribution network up here in the states. Chaos soon, fellow Robert.
This is an acceptable action. We can revert the area to agriculture.
Joseph Bailey
>come to grips with the "Austin" problem. Were it so easy... My suggestion would be to either wall off the hellhole to further enhance our current containment procedures, or we somehow construct a giant dome and let them slowly die of asphyxiation.
Any other suggestions, gentlemen?
Cameron Ortiz
Sinoloa Cartel is trying to pump more shit in and have it distributed by MS-13. The guys who did the drive-by on police had MS-13 ties. Could it be a random act of "Fuck the police?" Or retaliation for something more specific?
who knows
Levi Edwards
>GUN IN HAND
Kevin Gray
>Robert is now hunting a Male Black with a gun in his hand Get him, lads!
Well, the MOAB has a delightful finality to it.
Everything I've seen said they were La Raza, and it was in response to an action taken by law enforcement earlier that day. It was also in a La Raza-held turf.
Connor Ortiz
I didn't see the motion for the MOAB at the time, but I agree. It's a great solution.
Brandon Rogers
>yfw Sicario happens but in Chicago instead of Juarez
Logan Moore
theres only 11 left, save some for the rest of us!
Carson Butler
>Assault in progress
Leo Myers
Stay safe Robert!
Andrew Baker
Texas has a trillion dollar economy, we can afford to make another MOAB if need be
Andrew Baker
>being a lowly shareblue bait poster
you should be ashamed, sir.
Robert Harris
This
It's the only way, now
Benjamin Gomez
Probably more of a fuck the police thing then. I'm sure plenty of La Raza supporters have MS-13 ties.
Oliver Bennett
>>yfw Sicario happens but in Chicago instead of Juarez >[Nightvision Intensifies]
