Piss Troughs

I see all these posts about signs in Europe telling Somalians not to piss all over the toilet seat.
Don't they have pissing troughs in Europe like this picture, or is that just an exclusive Australian thing?

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Fuck.. I've never seen one of these in my life..

Fuck I hate your people.

I never considered that they wouldn't exist elsewhere

Wait other countries don't have wall-wees?

I think they only are seen at sports stadiums in the US

As someone that worked as a janitor during school I can say with 100% certainty that A LOT of people in the western world don't know how to use a toilet or urinal properly.

If you're ever taking a leak and step in a puddle it's not water, it's never fucking water.

>wall-wees
Kek

How far back do you stand to avoid splash?

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There used to be a German guy who, at the Hellfire club I. Melbourne I think it was, usd to don a wetsuit ang goggles and lie in the pisstrough. Maybe it was Saratoga. Can't remember if I pissed on him.

I bet you sit down when you piss

>Don't they have pissing troughs in Europe like this picture
No. I've never seen anything like this.

Seriously, you don't have troughs in the pub etc? You never played pineapple cube piss ping pong with a drunken buddy?

>pissing troughs
wtf is this shit?
and here i thought we were bad with our stalls that have giant gaps everywhere

Melbourne should be nuked

I have one at the bar at the end of my street. Pretty weird.

This is what socialism looks like

I saw one of these in a restroom in an Australian themepark. I figured they were there for snakes or something.

How are pre-op f2m transgenders supposed to use that?

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I've seen a pissing trough before but only at the park where all the homeless druggies hang out.

We had that at football stadiums in the 80s

Actually, we still use old steel troughs at our state fairgrounds, now that I think about it.

The idea is that if you make the urinal twenty foot wide, there's no logical way anyone could miss. Accidentally.

We do have them, but since we also have toilets we have to inform them there. Also not to squat on the toilet seat

Bruh, bars and some stadiums have piss troughs.

DONT PISS ON MY SCOOPS COCK HOLSTER!

>wtf is this shit?
Back in the day, most of our US stadiums had something like this....basically a trough in the mens room. cigarettes trash and piss go in.

the one in op's photo is much nicer.

We have these in virtually every bathroom in NZ

We have them in The States in high capacity venues. Not like that one exactly. The ones I've used were about knee-high troughs.

Wait, when did they stop putting troughs in the men's rooms at stadiums and arenas? I haven't been to an arena in a couple decades.

This is true. I'm trying to escape home again... that's why I'm smashing the hours out desu

americans triggerd because they cannot understand you can piss on a wall next to other men

Isn't that kinda smelly?

>If you're ever taking a leak and step in a puddle it's not water, it's never fucking water.
i don't know why i laughed at this so hard

We've got these everywhere bro. Shitskins will be shitskins, nothing you can do about it but kill them or btfo them from your country..

Pissing everyone is the least of the problems Somalis bring to our countries...

also pissing toughs are sexist and therefore not progressive enough

We used to have them and still do in some old, shitty, pubs, but they were phased out because they fucking stink.

You're talking to nu-males, user.

no wonder australians piss on walls

Piss on the wall is the most natural way to pee, all other forms are anti-human.

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You aim down so the pee hits the wall at a small angle, no splash

There have been some improvements in antipodes piss trough technology user. Constant slow trickle of water reduces water usage, and employing a film of an oil i. The drain reduces the stench
We know our puss bro

T. Once got home from the pub so pissed I urinatec on my 30 kg dog, and wondered why it bit me on the nuts

There go my sides. Never heard fucking "wall-wee" before

these are at baseball stadiums and sometimes airports, much easier to just not have somalians if you ask me

Very!!!!

Pissing troughs are the greatest invention ever.

The Hellfire Clubs highlight degeneracy so inventive it almost becomes parody of itself

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Does that wall have water falling down it?

>sports are icky and full of toxic masculinity and worst of all C-COMPETION
>faints from testosterone withdrawal

Ever see the Lero shows in Radelaide like the one where they brought a horse onto the dance floor?
It was a different time desu

ye usually auto flush now

wait, other countries don't have these?

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When I was in Europe they had urinals oh the streets, and I accidentally pissed all over the part you were meant to stand on.

nah, too advanced for these fucking monkeys

We have them here in Alberta. That's a boring one though. There's no games to play. Not even any faces of politicians or women with their mouths open to aim your piss at.

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>women with their mouths open to aim your piss at.
h-hot

They used to have those ancient ceramic one in my high school, God the place stank of piss because the piss never cleared away properly.

Europoofs dont know what piss troffs are. Vid related

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In France all the bogs were labelled 'hommes'. I ended up pissing in the street - wasn't going to use a puffs toilet

This.

What the fuck is wrong with you ? I'm third-world and I've never heard of something like this in my life.

So like this but with Anna or Lacey's face?

we have those at festivals, theme parks and some cafés

A whole thread.... about a piss trough

I've always had this crazy theory that piss troughs were either trying to make us gay, or trying to make us straight.

As a kid I could never use them because of stage fright.

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that's because you're a closet homosexual
it's called "dick envy"

old buildings/bars do

I'm openly bi though

Man imagine the stench of that thing

We have these too you know.

BRUCE
GET THE PADDLES

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I've seen these at a lot of public places with a large amount of people. Have you seriously never been to a stadium before?

Piss troughs are alpha as fuck. Stood with your pint pot in your jacket pocket, having a slash with your bros...

Just never cross the steams, that's gay af

These are great because. You don't have to aim because you are literally pissing against a wall.

But the ones with constant water flow are better. Prevents splashes and emits a nice smell of chlorine instead of urine

>hes never had a piss light saber war

Some stadiums and bars have them around the US. I've seen them quite a few times.

beautiful
truly the greatest Australian kino

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yfw all you deutschcucks sit down to pee because your hairy new-age warrior women scold you if you leave puddles on the floor.
RIP german masculinity

You poor faggots forgot to install a toilet.. no wonder you fucked your shit up. Your first lady raped your current president..

Kys

the fuck?

>exclusive australian thing

Nah went to the german school here and we had them there but haven't seen them anywhere else in the country yet.

Oaks at school used to shit into those things

>I take my masculinity from pissing on the floor

Congratulations, you're a nigger.

We had these signs at uni for all the Chinese savages.

>mfw would not hesitate to wee on a wee wall.

Yep, old sports arenas and old bars, especially in rural areas where they are sometimes made of a bathtub.

Of course it was a German

That could very well be the solution for indian toilet problems, since they prefer pooin while crouchin. You guys should import that to india and become richest country in the world

I thought these were more common else where. We have them here and there in Canada, but it seems like they only exist in older buildings. I actually have them at my university in a couple washrooms

Jokes on you I'm a faggot

>highly efficient and inexpensive
wtf I love socialism now!

you didn't need to tell us u fucken homo

no, it has odorised air-freshener / soap blocvks that sit in the bottom, and it periodically lets water flow down the surface to keep it wet so that pee doesnt splash, asn also it gradually rinses any accumulated pee away so it doesnt really smell

>flinka shka es liss bab