Breaking News. White House Dinner. Everyone gets one scoop of ice cream, Trump gets two...

Breaking News. White House Dinner. Everyone gets one scoop of ice cream, Trump gets two. Can we make two scoops the new symbol for hate?

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This thread again?

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the white icecream is above the colored icecream

This whole "let's make this benign thing a hate symbol" is becoming reeeeal forced.

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How many SCOOPS did you just say?

Rich Piano gets 5 scoops

FOUR!

>two scoops
Reminds me of this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=xZlTyzrbbqw

hi /fit/

I heard that Van Jones was served a chocolate scoop even though he asked for strawberry, twice. Evan can you confirm?

Not gonna make it, Hans.

Hallo Kanguroo man!

THERE ARE FOUR SCOOPS

It's supposed to be. What's astonishing is how many people buy into it.
We meme, and they reveal their true power levels.

Both of you need to refer to the gif i posted for the corrertitude numeral of scoops

Sounds good. Below can be either brown or yellow icecream?

Please tell me this wasn't on the news. I know the MSM is shit, but come the fuck on. Is this what people care about?

>Can we make two scoops the new symbol for hate?

Rasin Bran would be cross.........

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Just google it. It's every fucking where and i don't know why

How can he get away with this???

This is truly a new low. The only story here is how bad our media really is.

O.M.G

DID YOU JUST SAY TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM???

ICE CREAM IS A SPECTRUM YOU FUCKING BIGOT

This is settled science GOSH

ONLY FOUR LARS?

YOU KNOW YOU NEED AT LEAST 16 SCOOPS TO GET BIG!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA DO THOSE 8 HOUR ARMS BRO!

>i don't know why
They're lowering the bar of their audiences to the point of food allegories.

I could not believe it and checked, it's real.
How much ice cream is a news story.
I can't even

THE DAY OF THE SCOOP IS AMONG US

Gotta eat big to eat big come on

>morons just now learning about 24/7 news channels

I spend time on pol and know the media is shit but I didn't believe it either. These people are deranged

What is- Why is there- What even America.

Leftists in media are emotionally retarded like little children. This "injustice" is as important to them as it is to a five year old.

>watching right wing retards jerk each other off
You Trumpcucks should stick to farming and incest.

What was the flavor?

Also it would be funny if the Icecream was Russian. Chinese president seems to enjoy Russian icecream ,
sputniknews.com/business/201609171045415413-russian-ice-cream-gains-popularity/

two scoops, two genders
(flashes white power hand signal)

Do they expect a reaction like
"well the missile strike already raised suspicion, but now that his guests only get one scoop I'm officially of the drumpftrain"

"Gee Dahnald, howcome your mom let's you get TWO scoops of ice cream"

Two scoops for the master race.

>trump just wanted a scoop for each gender
>press goes batshit

>125198102

Is it a sign that the Russia narrative is collapsing and they have nothing else left?
Two scoops mean you are literally Hitler?

I'd take vanilla + coconut please

Two scoops = 2 genders

Yes

HOLY FUCK
TWO FUCKING SCOOPS

TWO FUCKING SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSS

While Trump is having 2 scoops of ice cream, guess how many scoops did the drowned refugee child had.

#ImpeachTrump

ZERO!!!!!!!

SCOOPS!!!!!!!!11111!!!!one!!!

Colbert comes and says Trump is eating 2 scoops of icecream, audience applauds because they think he gorges himself to death.
-Aw so many Trump supporters in the audience, the others only got 1 scoop
Booing ensues

He's the fuckin President, give him another scoop.

He's probably the only person that asked for another.

that's two more fresh scoops than the media have had all year

>Breaking News.

Hardly.

nice

jej

TWO
FUCKING
SCOOPS

THAT HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!!!

Kek

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Icecream supremacist confirmed.

Remember the 2 gorillion scoops goyim

That's the point.
The intent is to mock the emotionally based sheep who got sold every little things as hate symbol.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccceee

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOBS

TWO SCOOPS, EXECUTUS! TWO SCOOPS!!1!

I was dying laughing at this all day and wanting to shitpost this.

This really activates my almonds

>the day of the scoop

I love this fucking board.

Sorry for such a random question, but what do almonds taste like? I have a weird allergy to them and haven't eaten once since I was a kid.

They have a distinctly almond flavor. Its like a less bitter walnut and a little milder in flavor overall.

It wasn't his fault, he just asked the waiter to give him a scoop for each presidential term he'll serve.

That dastardly Drumpf! I bet he double dips too!

Two scoops, because Trump is there to represent the two genders.

thanks mate

Two scoops for two genders

5 and a half scoops
1600 callories

its real
oh god brothers it =ss real
my fucking sides

One scoop per gender.

so that's what CNN USA is reporting, huh?

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4 scoops 2 or 3 times a day C ' M O N

Maybe the pussies at the table should have asked for a second scoop if they wanted one. It's not Trump's fault that no one else has the balls to make a simple food request at a catered dinner. Does it even take balls to order food. A 6 year old can do that.

Betas can't even ask for fucking ice cream.

fucking this

>if I had a scoop of ice cream for every gender that exists...

gender is a spectrum though

I didn't have an animooted one before this post...
Is it, is it real?

Everyone at that dinner failed 'the ice cream scoop test'. Trump might have hired someone will a little gumption.

RARE
A
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Was it... always this bad?

>It's every fucking where and i don't know why
They arrange stories on IRC somewhere I'm convinced of it.

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top stuff m8

Classic

Justice for scoopgate

TWO SCOOPS FOR TWO GENDERS