You receive a phone call from Raul Castro. He noticed you know a lot about politics based on your posts on 4chins...

You receive a phone call from Raul Castro. He noticed you know a lot about politics based on your posts on 4chins. He asks you to take over his position and make Cuba great again.

So... how are you going to fix Cuba user?

Finally... It will all pay off

whats a cuba?

He's about 30 years too late, all the Cubans with more than 2 brain cells to rub together went to Florida. You can't do shit without an intelligent populace.

But if I had to, I guess i would follow the Pinochet method.

Bring Fidel back
Truly a great man.

Make it attractive for all the whites to come back,
solving this problem:

Fpbp

Kill him and all dogmatic communists

Bring fair elections

Allow Ted Cruz to run for office

Get the nuclear codes and nuke it out of existence.

>republitards
>fair
lel

Why? They have a higher standard of life than Brazil.

Jealousy

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The first thing I would do is threaten to annex Florida.
I'd claim that due to the overwhelming percentage of Cubans living there it is technically a state of Cuba, and hence belongs to the Cuban people.
This is rubbish of course, but hopefully I could drum up some support from the Cubans living there.
Then, I'd organise a festival or event for my supporters in Florida. When they all get together I'd orchestrate a false flag event hopefully murdering all of them.
At this point I'd declare war on America, flee to some third world shithole with a bunch of money and install a body double under the guise of protection from assassinations.
I'd then force America's hand so much that they're forced to bomb Cuba, obliterating all the subhumans who live there.
Eventually my body-double would be killed, the survivors in Cuba would force a refugee crisis in America and I'll have some Philippino tranny sucking me off for $2 a pop.

>Build labor camps
>Arrest all commies on the island and make them grow sugar
>Raise rum exports to the USSR and take more of their foreign aid, use their money to set up manufacturing on my island
>Become glorious free market sanctuary where commies are openly gunned down on the streets or forced into slave labor

Fuck this is a good game, and also my solution to OPs question

For sure they do bro, it must be out of a bold thirst for exploration and adventure that last time we had the Pan-American games the Cuban team had to be guarded by a security detail, and some people STILL tried to defect by running the fuck way into Brazil.

I could be living under a literal mud hut and I would still never feel jealous of people living under Socialism. It says more about you to even think it's preferable in any way - don't forget to vote Labor, alright?

>So... how are you going to fix Cuba user?

Throw out all the Cubans.

I call him a dumb cunt and hang up.

Remov watermelon, country is now first world.

>not also arranging unfortunate accidents for the commie's entire lineage

So close user. Did you get a chance to try out the multi-player in 5? I was hyped as fuck, but never actually got to experience it

I make the commies give me cummies

>vertical farms
>form a special police
>form special citizen police

First thing
>Reform gov at gun point, make speech about making CUBA great again
>Start indotrination program of youth
>Start reseach centrals
>Reward people with food, home, if they do well.
Cull the weak(they could be used for experiments

The list go on

tl;dr
If you have the power to do anything with yo people force them to breed, make more people, figure out way to feed them all, and gibs dem all everything if they behave, shootem/experiment on them if they don't behave.

Why do you post your face literally everywhere?

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Helicopters and privatizations. Open up the markets and incentivize the hard working Cubans who left during Fidel to come back with business opportunities and lower tax rates

Free markets for everybody!
Immigrations for nobody!

Remob watermelon, kebab, give free shit to licensed people and educated to develop land and industries, have a good tax base, create more industries in the island massive industrialization

THIS.

>Immigrations for nobody
Not currently viable with Cuba's current population. Combined with an end to gibsmedats, a lenient immigration policy would be necessary to bring back diligent ex-pats and expand its economy

Nah, from what I read everywhere 5 was shit compared to 4 so I never spent the money to get it.

Lol no
No one wants to live with watermeloans who bring the social cultural and political climate to animal levels

I wonder what kind of high you would get if ysomeone snorted his ashes.

Are you Cuban? cause I notice you particularly post on Spain related threads.

The socio-cultural decline of Cuba since the 50's has only been occuring because of the government. As pointed out, Cuba has experienced serious brain drain. It realistically can't build a proper country without incentivizing intelligent people to live there and no longer providing for the lazy.

This

Send the blacks back to Africa
More Spanish immigration

There's no saving cuba without mass extermination or relocation of the heavily mestizo/black population like previously stated the majority of white Cubans reside outside of Cuba some are left but it is a minority of the population. What can occur however is a split in the island a small enclave even where a majority European descended Cubans can settle and begin relations and business with the international community, keeping tight border security between communist Cuba and the enclave.

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