Your in charge of Australia, Within the 4 years you've got how would you improve it

Your in charge of Australia, Within the 4 years you've got how would you improve it.

Nuke everything

nuke it lmao

Make Abos Slaves Again

Remove the chinese

BRing back Hwite Australia

Turn back the boats

>Land down under new national anthem
>Legal weed
>Rename Canberra Didyabringabongalong

Done

Nuke Melbourne obviously, next question

Act for the common good of mankind and take in millions of people from the middle-east and africa, pack them in the center of the country where there is nothing and send in the emus
oh and do something about the taxes, I dunno it's Australia, nobody cares about it anyway

>no more stupid gun laws

Perfect

Mandatory spider breeding programs in every household. Encourage use of spiders as weapons.

Exile all Greens, everything else will fix itself.

Build coastal defences - HEI 20mms for shitskin boats
Ban immigration
White Australia but this time with programming language tests as well

Nuke melbourne

Chink investment illegal

Per person residential property ownership limit of 3

Legal weed

Basic minimum income no centrelink medicare or disability bullshit

Free uni

Remove chinese and and bar SEA monkeys from entering.

Now how did I forget that?

Make that 2 residential properties and im with you.

Never were slaves, to useless and lazy.

Ban foreign investment, bring back capital punishment (death penalty), execute a fuck ton of people, have a smoke.

Is Australian culture just geared towards socialism or what? Not necessarily the bad kind either.

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Abolish the single-payer healthcare system. Remove all quotas for the employment of minorities, women etc.

Firstly I would increase funding to schools to improve grammar

Add more sick cunts. Cheers mate.

If I was in charge of Australia I would conquer New Zealand for the greater Aussie reich.

Bring back semi auto to class b firearms, allow firearms for self defence, allow concealed and open carry. And get rid of the humans rights commission. Withdraw from U.N.

Nuke fucking Melbourne
If I have any nukes left, drop them on Sydney, Alice Springs and Adelaide.

pls annex

Gay marriage + adoption + closed borders + ban those disgusting beetroot burgers.

I will teach people how to use apostrophes and, if they're not mentally competent enough to do that, dump them in concentration camps in Papua New Guinea.

I'm with you... my dad always goes on about how "he's got to try and make ends meet", when he has like 4 fucking properties. Country is full of greedy old Anglo misers.

Why Adelaide?... it's the only city that wasn't a fucking prison colony.

just blow them out of the water

Make it white. It literally solves everything.

What about improper comma usage?

take NZ as 7th state, scrap their treaty of waitangi. kick out all the troublemaking immigrants. chinamen, currys, moslems, africans, islanders. all on the fucking boat. give turkey a fucking punch in the dick for gallipoli. make ANZACs great again mate!

Stop immigration
Get rid of negative gearing
End foreign ownership of land
prisoners to work chain gangs
Defund the ABC and SBS
Something to fuck boomers over

Develop a nuke program and use them all on Melbourne and Sydney at the end of the 4 years

fuck off, Malcolm

I don't get it. Would you have preferred brackets for the intermediate clause? Hyphens? Italics? What?

Before answering, please provide evidence of your British citizenship. I don't accept advice on English language usage from foreigners.

oh also kick the greenies out, and smash the indonesians

>Send back the Chinese
>Fuck off, we're full
>Emu death camps
>annex NZ
>SHALL

God FUCKING damn it I forgot to nuke the Indonesians
Ruling is hard

I meant OP and his capitalization after a comma.

Complete Ban on unions.
They are a hotbed of commie faggotry hellbent on destroying the country.

Works in democracy 3 at least.

>kick out local-born aussie women (the lot of them are sluts anyway), chinks, poo in the loo cunts, mudslimes, jews, gooks, islanders, emus, abos and generally everything considered as "bad international elements"
>import russian mail order brides as replacement women (theyd be keen to leave their eastern european hellhole for bogan alpha aussies)
>annex nz and repeat above
>reintroduce white australia policy. accept white refugees from the west
>nuke sydney, melbourne and auckland
>make it easier to get guns
>defund ABC and SBS
>rename tasmania to kekistan

Best suggestion to defund the ABC and SBS. Every time is see that smart-ass whose on media watch I want to punch him in the fucking face,

also ban foreign investment whilst also kicking all jews out

Break up the big banks
Wipe Gina Reinhart from this plane of existence
Slash Negative Gearing in half

Vegemite is now forbidden. and everyone eating it must be arrested.
Its ok to kill bugs and animals with more than or less then 4 legs, its not ok to kill humans.
Shitposting should be thought on schools to prevent the national values from changing.

id make the lines quicker at cennalink

bcuz this shit is fukken BULLSHIT cunt

What is it with bogans and going off their nuts at cenny? Where do they need to be?

>Remove sin taxes
>20% flat income tax beginning at $40,000
>Limited welfare, only for citizens here 4+ years
>Deregulation galore
>Lower company tax rate, but also remove deductions and ensure they pay their share
>Encourage private investment in high skilled manufacturing and computer technology/programming to move us away from our reliance on agriculture and coal mining for jobs and revenue
>Slash government programs and departments

at the pub of course

Their phillo wives aren't gonna beat themselves mate

>Not necessarily the bad kind
All socialism is the bad kind. It's a disease insidious in nature as it's short sighted ideas warps the mind into believing socialist ideas are noble despite it leading countries to ruin time and time again.

Making extra cash selling illicit substances and stealing shit

>All socialism is the bad kind
you were saying?

Probably angry that their country is being sold to the chinks that run the employment service providers and rent them their houses. Also the useless Indian rent-a-cops that are in every cenny.

Turn it back into a prison colony, ship all the quintisential muslims there.

Or did you mean improve it for you guys? Okay, uhh, forcefully expell every academic, politican and newspaper worker, start all three over again not making the same stupid mistake of letting leftists over run them. Pretty much the same advice for all countries.

bring back gun rights

This... a friend of a friend who fakes mental illness for the disability pension. All he does is deal/use weed and drink Carlton Cold all day.

>Nuke melbourne
>Chink investment illegal
>Per person residential property ownership limit of 3
>Legal weed
fuck off degen abo cunt

"Fuck with me you get a .223"
-Body Count (Ice-T's speed metal band) "Talk Shit, Get Shot"

Austraila has them, you've just gotta be a responsible adult.

But don't you have to keep them secured if you're not going to/at a gun club or range?

bring in me negers
gib then welfare

>Your
65 replies and nobody mentioned that it's supposed to be "You're". Wow /pol, you guys are illiterate as fuck.

or a school right you fucking psycho

>Unironically supporting Nazism
Socialism is fundamentally flawed. Of course "Socialism but for Mah white people" would be more successful the most other iterations but it still doesn't change that fact. It still followed the path socialism usually takes, a short meteoric rise then a calamitous collapse because scarcity is unavoidable.

Close borders
Cut taxes
Cut spending
Cut welfare
Remove economic regulations
Abolish gun control
Cede power of federal government to state governments

Deport non-whites except abos
Place abos in a containment zone
Stop non-white immigration
Create programs to boost white fertility
Implement Nat-Soc economics (no private banks, productivity-based currency, no usury) with some libertarian elements like free gun ownership and lower taxes for businesses (companies are regulated by monopoly preventing legislations instead of big taxes to keep an healthy competition on the market)
Implement a semi-protectionist economy (higher taxes on the importation of products that we can produce ourselves)
Make Japan an economic ally
Annex New-Zealand to create the Oceanic Federation
Ally with South African whites, remove the niggers then annex them into the Federation.

Get the word out that anyone who can give evidence that a person has bought a house in violation of FIRB rules gets to keep the house.

Watch the Chinese eat their own.

Umm... by that I mean secured at YOUR premises. You are literally not allowed them anywhere else. That includes schools in case you can't comprehend that either.

>respecting laws of your country
you are a fucking cucc

Does Brazil have laws (not just complying with what the 12 year old with a pistol is barking at you in the favelas, I mean like laws written in a book)?

This would most certainly lead to targeted killings. I like it.

I will welcome all the shitskins who live in europe

>your

History starts with the children. :-)

I just said those were the laws. I don't agree with them... I'm just stating them verbatim and saying I'm not a psycho as accused. I support rights to ownership and concealed and open carry... just as other 90% of the thread it seems.

really?

I reckon concealed carry is a stupid idea. Wear it on your hip unconcealed or a pub fight will turn into a shooting.

Stop all welfare and benefits exclusive to aboriginals.

Ban all educational institutions from teaching anything about LGBTI.

Ban refugees, immigrants and tourists from all countries where islamic terrorists are based.

Mosques are not allowed to look like anything other than normal buildings and their number and location are restricted.

Get rid of every politician that is being paid off by China.

Develop nuclear weapons so we don't have to be anyones bitch anymore.

It just seems to really suit the Australian culture of not getting too ahead. Billionaires and corporations are unAustralian.

>harsher bail laws
>harsher sentencing laws
>less mandatory sentences; more minimum sentences
>better self-defence laws (to avoid people who defend their lives and property from having their lives ruined)
>cheaper uni; ideally free uni
>tech investing doesn't work - do what Israel's done and focus on higher integration of technology / information systems learning within education system
>completely separate religion from schools. There should be no such thing as catholic schools, jewish schools, islamic schools, anglican schools, protestant schools etc.
>drug test long-term welfare recipients who don't attend job interviews, if they still test positive after drug counselling; place them on cashless welfare debit cards
>tougher parenting laws - if you raise your kids in an abusive environment, to follow your criminal and abusive ways; they'll get new families
>more stringent regulations around teachers - I know so many people who are borderline retarded, who have gone on to teach children. All teachers from high-school and up should have achieved an 80% average, and ideally have attained a post-grad qualification
>sort out our bullshit TAFE system

I also love this beautiful country for what it is. We are lucky as fuck to live here and don't believe anyone who says otherwise; that's why they're still living here.

Alaskan gun laws, and education campaigns about the politics within this fucked cuntry, and how history has been manipulated throughout time.
Also fix this fucking legal system, and make it a law for couples to sign pre-nups before getting married. Make transgens in line with boat people, problem solved

Yeah, is it just oral law ("give me your wallet, bitch!") or is there a code of laws, like

122 Black drug mules and wallets

(1) When held up by a 12 year old ("child") with an uzi, a person is required:
(a) to give to the child his or her wallet; and
(b) to not look said child in the eyes,
failure to do either as mentioned in paras (a) or (b) will result in being shot by the child for disrespecting his honor.

Penalty: talk shit get hit.

Limit foreign ownership. Tariffs on foreign goods. Encourage manufacturing industries and promote small business ownership. Heavily restrict if not outright ban travel to and from Middle East and the removal of Halal certification. I've been debating whether or not judges should be held legally accountable for misjudgements in cases (like letting migrant Abdul Hussein get away with rape, allowing him to re-offend again).

>Ban refugees, immigrants and tourists from all countries where islamic terrorists are based.
>Mosques are not allowed to look like anything other than normal buildings and their number and location are restricted.

Just ban islam, it's easier and more effective.

For the middle-class white people there are laws.
For the rich white people there are no laws.
For the feral niggers and sheit there are favela laws as you're saying.

Those are baby steps, it will take a while beforw normies will support a full muslim ban.

Yeh I do see a lot of Yanks in stock images wearing weps on their hip at bars... does make sense. But for every one that does there's probably 3 that don't.

Think you'd be surprised

So, for your group, do they write these laws down in the code of the streets, or is there a rap song that I could download to get an understanding? Something where the rhymes give a history of basic precedent and whatnot?

I would castrate every fucker that doesn't know the difference between you're and your.

Give the people back their rifles.
Replace all other laws with simple legislation that reads as follows "fuck off ya bleedin cunt."

Will BJJ keep me safe in a Favela?

Shit..Why is that man?

>Blow jobs for juveniles

It will get you through the encounter with the armed kids, but just be aware that certain australian laws apply in foreign countries, including statutory rape.