TWO SCOOPS

TWO SCOOPS
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE GETS ONE

WTF IMPEACH TRUMP NOW

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My question is, did he move up from 1 or did he move everyone else down from 2?

Isn't this what communism is?

I'd put 2 testicles in that reporter's vagina.

STOP THE PRESSES!

Asking the right questions.

...T-TWO?

My sources are informing me that the second scoop of ice cream was being saved for the Ambassador Lavrov! WTF I HATE TRUMP NAO1!!1

COME ON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

F I V E

ITS NOT FAIR

Dear god its real

>media so desperate for a trump=bad story that they run shit like this without a second thought.

>liberals unironically believe that alphabet soup agencies are sitting on mountains of damning evidence and are legitimately showing the restraint needed to craft a good case before revealing their hand

Kek

>two scoops
>two genders
>nuclear family
>vanilla
>white supremacy

Shit, man. He's finally showing his hand

He can't keep getting away with this...

The tyrant reveals himself.

DERRRRRNAAAALD TRRRRRRRRRMPPPPFPFFFF

DONALD J TWO SCOOPS TRUMP

TRUMP ALWAYS GETS DUBBS

Honestly i hope it was a joke because that is a little odd.

I once was at a company dinner with a fixed menu. Everyone got the normal dessert but the boss got somthing extravagent. Good banter as everyone went up to him and said "wow your dessert looks amazing" and his face turning red when he realized how much of a douche he was.

Wow bro what a douche!!! Stupid ass BOSS. We should kill all business owners and give the means of production back to the people!!!!

GOOOOOOOOD FUCKKKIIIIIIIIING MORNING GODDAMMMIIITT!

The Ice Cream Dahnald.

I dont get it.

I am a happy capitalist. We all just thought it was funny that he went out of his way for the special dessert.

You are not him are you?

Now this is REAL journalism

TWO SCOOPS
>TWO SCOOPS
TWO SCOOPS
>TWO SCOOPS
TWO SCOOPS

>This can't be real
>It fucking is
>The Independent has a story on it
>It's literally "THE BIG BOYS GET TWO SCOOPS, THIS IS WHY HE BECAME PRESIDENT"
>Think it must be satire
>It's not, it's front page serious news

What the actual fuck is going on

This is reality. We have a president who is so childish, petty, and clinically insane, he insists he gets more ice cream and whines and cries about it like a spoiled baby. I can't believe this is happening.

And you know that second scoop is the one with the Russian listening device hidden in it.

GTFO go ack to reddit

that would be extremely painful (for you)

>Nobody knows Marlon gets 3 scoops

real president

>American news

I'm convinced there aren't really "leaks". They just make shit up and see what sticks.

RIGHT BABE?

WHY ARE THE MSM SO FUCKING RETARDED? WHO CAREEEEES?

REEEEE GIVE ME FUHKING THREEE SCHOPPPES OF CREAM

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At least you tried.
Here's a (you)

Lol france

>kushner gets a sundae

really makes u think.........

He's surrounded by a city of people whose collective mission is to destroy him. It's not just the media.

You think can give us only one scoop Dahnald?

I'll have you know my army skelegates are ready to seize the ice cream production facilities across America.

We'll see how you like your ice cream once I have full control, this is your last warning Dahnald.

CMON

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Can you give me a basic gestalt on this?
Is it just a metaphorical title, like "he gets more than he should have" or are they actually doing news on the amount of ice cream the president eats?
I'll admit I'm a bit confused about all this story, but I keep seeing it, so it must be something important.

The second one is specially delivered by russian spy

That's not how it works friend.

Also, she has a painfully obvious lazy eye. Probably why she has to work at (((cnn)))...not hot enough for fox

>FIRST ON CNN: "PRESIDENT" GLUMPF GET TWO SCOOPS!! IS THIS A SECRET MESSAGE FROM HIS RUSSIAN HANDLERS (IT IS)????

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get 2 scoops.

COME HERE, IM JUST GETTING WARMED UP

>rich
>get 2 scoops
>everyone jelly
>everyone talk shit
>everyone start blaming richy

It's nothing.

But Axel, you're gonna melt Trump's ice cream

It's pretty sick, basically the corporate media does nothing but shitpost about DRUMPFFFT 24/7 and liberal morons lap it up. They honestly all believe, as an example, (experienced it yesterday) the tinfoil-tier idea that Russians bugged the Oval Office and nobody is bothering to take care of it, and that even though Trump is a Putin stooge he is so incompetent even Putin doesn't trust him.

Hard to blame the media too much though, sucking Obongo cock for 8 years must have been pretty lame.

desu he was probably just the only person who thought to himself "gee, I'm really in the mood for ice cream. I'm going to asking if I can have two scoops"

I do same the type of shit when I go to meetings, conferences, or other places where complementary food is given.

If other people wanted a second scoop, they should have the balls to ask. Learn to seize what you want in life - this is why Trump is the president now, he seeks out and attempts to obtain whatever he decides he wants. The worst thing they're going to say is "sorry user, we're only supposed give x amount to each person"

>this is American news

Last digit is the number of scoop a president should take.

Donald "Two Scoops" Trump

blumpf BTFO!!!!!

ONLY THREE?
YOU AMATEUR
THE REAL PATRICIAN'S SCOOP COUNT
IS FFFOOOUUUURRRRRRR

> while Obama gets to fuck two kids everyone else only gets one

Nice job Drumpf, you just impeached yourself!
Hope those scoops were worth it!

lmao

Seize the means of dairy production

The rabbit is code for human cloning and genetic engineering.

youtube.com/watch?v=0NruQRHMoc8

They ain't from Cleveland!

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!

But it look like some people are actually mad:
neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1372875&page=2

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ZGBZZZZ

>eating ice cream

It's 100% carbs, it all goes to your gut

Can't believe aneriracists elected this guy shaking my head

Imagine the drama that would start if Trump picked his nose.

Something about being selfish, I guess.
When you have guests you're not supposed to eat more food than them so you don't appear like a selfish ass.
But he's the fucking president. He deserves that second scoop. It's his right.

So calling him a nazi that won a Russian-rigged election isn't working, so now they've resorted to bitching about him getting more ice cream. The fucking Daily Show wouldn't even dig that up for a skit.

>You are not him are you?

>user gets fired

This is exactly it.
In general, people are pussies, And tend to hate those who have balls to get ahead.

worse than fucking Hitler.

Why didn't the guests just ask for a second scoop if they wanted one so badly?

8 SCOOPS C'MON BABE

>(((American))) news

2 SCOOPS! WHAT A FAT GOYIM!

>filename

kys you ultimate faggot every single cuck going up to him to complain, whine, show how poor and unmotivated failure loser faggots they are - why they aren´t bosses in short - should never get dessert from the workplace again.

How does Sup Forums sleep at night, unleashing this monster onto the innocent BAME children of the world who will never taste icecream, let alone have TWO SCOOPS.

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>This can´t be real
>Bong has been out to sea fo the past 5-6 months

How fares old Lordearon?

>2 SCOOPS?
>THIS IS THE LAST STRAW DRANALD DRAMPF

This guy gets it +1 scoop of strawberry ice

DAHNALD THIS IS THE LAST STRAW

Sarah Silverman sketch or that pornstar grl who is kind of ugly but kind of likes being roughhoused so it makes up for it?? SAUCE NIGGER

I guess you could say that CNN really got the scoop on this story!

ye weather hase been wonderful theesee past yeers

MORE SCOOPS

Gee Donald, why does your mom let you have two scoops?

just fucking stop, user.

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*anabolic screeching*

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Veeeriillyyyy my dear ol´ chap harrharr wefther be steerin´ a nicely for the summer time eh! Say ol´johnson, how bout them longnoses huh?

GEE BLUMPF
HOW COME THE FOUNDING FATHERS LET YOU EAT TWO SCOOPS?

( ͡°'this thread is leaking from the heavens'

you think they eat homemade icecream or what?

>DOUBLE SCOOPS