Be me

>be me
>brother on drugs
>makes me come to this shitty site
>mfw im a normie

>5 minutes later

bump

>be me
>on Sup Forums
>see australia normie
>steal OP's IP address
>obtain all of OP's personal informatin
>fly to australia
>kill OP

>be me
>brother on drugs
>makes me come to this shitty site
>remember I don't have a brother.

>be me
>do drugs

>be me
>on drugs
>browse pol

God I want to sniff your arsehole OP. I'm erect right now. I want you bad.

...

>looks at flag
>checks out as shit post
yep its shit post, weak one but still shitpost

...

>be me
>do my brother
>shitty dick
>log on Sup Forums
>whatdo.info
>sharpie in pooper.png

Well? Are you going to drop a sick beat or what?

>be me
>brother on drugs
>come to this website
>i dont have a brother
>im on drugs

>be me
>sick beat
>rhymes are neat
>sign on Sup Forums
>rock n roll

>be her
>nazi face
>XD win

I'm gonna be a SHITPOST HERO.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

>logging onto pol and im feeling caffeinated
>drug threads are sad cause people inebriated
>can't debate irl cause ill be called a bigot
>can't find a woman so i guess ill just push shit

kek

>be me, drugs
>make a fag bring his brother come to a shitty site
>mfw i'm the brother

Bamboozle'd again

>be me
>brother makes me do drugs
>log on Sup Forums gold account
>top comment

>be drugs
>he
>misclicked Sup Forums
>start making origami
>best day ever