***HAPPENING***

NHS services across England have been hit by IT failure, believed to be caused by a large-scale cyber attack.

Didn't some organisation predict WW3 for tomorrow?

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God damn Russians

ahahahahahah who gives a shit not liked it actually helped anyone in the first place.

can't wait to find out what stds everyone has

It's nothing. Go to sleep

what the fuck is the NHS?!

'GPs are resorting to using pen and paper, according to newspaper the Blackpool Gazette, and phone and IT systems have been shut down.'

this is our 9/11 lads

Only ISIS and Assad attack hospitals.

RIP whatever cunt did this.

In Spain too

twitter.com/AFP/status/863028941350723584

" If you can't keep up economically with Europe you cyber attack their companies to become shitty like you "- Putin

UK healthcare

Shut up you fucking moron.

National Health Service

so some took all your cybers?

OOOO HHHHH NOOOOO

WE NEED TO VOTE MORE LIBERAL POLITICIANS AND BRING IN MORE IMMIGRANTS FROM AFRICA IN ORDER FIX THIS MESS

Wasn't an organization, it was a "mystic".

In other words, it's not happening, it has never happened, it will never happen.

>twitter.com/AFP/status/863028941350723584

AY CARAMBA

RUSSIANS!!

The sacred cow of british politics

Work in the NHS and just been sent home lol

National Health Service. They be doctors and shit.

Religion of peace confirmed?

What happened lad, give us some more juicy deets.

>BREAKING NEWS: Russia hacks the world

youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ftn2n1VTU

>when a brit is so arrogant that he literally assumes that a computer crash of their shitty healthcare system will be the direct cause of world war 3

neck yourself faggot

You are one triggered little bitch. Everyone is going to know about your diseased chode

o no

Taking out some shitty socialist healthcare system doesnt do much in a war.

fuck you too user

PUTIN DID IT

don't have a centralized healthcare system next time

Prob Russian, but not 'Russia' Putin would not dirty his hands directly.

>When a Croatian gypsie speaks perfect English
ANGLO'd

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Some faggot probably clicked on prescriptions.exe

This has been happening in Spain for a few hours, many very big companies (including the our main ISP provider Telefonica/Movistar) have been hit hard and had to shut down all their computers.

It also hit many very big banks and electrical companies.

Looks like it's spreading.

More info here

elpais.com/elpais/2017/05/12/inenglish/1494588595_636306.html

>Someone in IT spilled tea on exposed wire
>Trips out server room
>BLOODY HELL, DAMN THOSE RUSSIANS
"Cyber attack"

>HSJ told trusts affected include Barts, Morecambe Bay, North Cumbria, East & North Herts. Also possibly Northumbria, Lancashire & Preston

>Malware attack is affecting x-ray imaging systems, pathology test results, phone & bleep systems & patient administration systems. Massive!

>staff in theatres told x-rays wont be available. Other trusts prioritising urgent pathology.

Is this real?

Shits all fucked yo

Couldn't even photocopy some papers.

We just got an urgent announcement to shut down all non crucial computers and resort to pen and paper.

A+E is a nightmare as we couldn't book people in, or organise beds for them.

Other than that it's not a big deal as the NHS is stuck in the early 90's anyway so it's ok.

$300 of bitcoin. how many computers infected.

fucking lol if the entire ransom is 300

>It's a virus
>Europeans can't into cyber security
Why do we like you guys?

Yes. It is called "ransomware"

OH SNAP

Don't be a fucking child

Yes, see Also pic related, many local big companies afected.

this is the most empty, deluded thing I've ever read on here

Would this be the work of a small independent group or something larger?

Portugal too. IT IS HAPPENING.

>yurop

haha I can't wait for all the bitcoin cucks to take a massive hit once the governments start cracking down on it

who /Stevenage/ here?

Rip Shitster hospital

Have they seriously been hit by ransomeware? Surely they have offsite backups and shit though.

You ever seen Black Mirror?

This seems like that one episode about the robotic bees.

To me it seems like it'd be done by a small group.

d-dan askew?

Oh god! Think of the lack of efficiency and streamlined services! Oh the humanity!

>"Universal socialized healthcare is the best system ever! Stupid Americans will never know the joy of this perfect system"
>Someone changes a one to a zero and the entire nation's health services implode

Cunts better give me a sick note today

Yep, affected companies are telling all their staff to shut down everything.

seems like a very typical thing to happen... in general election periods

do the math on why btw.

Right. This is bollocks.

Basically, the NHS cannot integrate the old radiology system with the new one being rolled out.

It's causing our servers to go nuts, fucking all the other systems.

So instead of saying "hmm, maybe we should get some advice or something?" clearly IT are now blaming the Evil Russians for their own lack of expertise.

NHS computer systems go down at least twice a week anyway. Not even exaggerating. The £20million per Trust E-Record programme purchased from Americans was so shit that three Trusts refused to use it and went back to the 1970s databasing software we used to use. Also worth noting that the Americans were paid to correct their own mistakes in the E-Record debacle. God, our managers are shit.

PFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who cyber attacks a hospital, pretty low. What if one of there relatives or friends health was effected by it, idiots.

omg it looks like it's really HABBENING
i can't stop playing with my BENIS

>INB4 Russian Hackers

Those fucking super uber elite 1337 mega nerd Russian hackers!!!!!!!!!!!

Rather don't outsource the development and maintenance to fucking India.

NHS is all Cisco... so, time to short CSCO stock, lol.

google.com/search?q=csco

What is this?

What the fuck am I looking at? I see that it's a bull, but what is the video?

COSMOKEKTUS

>hackers think the NHS can afford to pay £300

Emmmm Israel?

NHS is a socialist failure, fuck it.

>Russians hacking all of our medical records

Panic.

kek maybe it was an inside job then.

>Friday
>Warm Weather
>Heightened Threat of WWIII
>Chaos in the US Gov
Are we here lads? Has it come?

>OI OI OI OI OI OI OI
>BIN THAT THOUGHT M8

>being this autistic
how do you cope?

That's what you socialized healthcare faggots get for letting the government run your healthcare.

Who cares.

Apart from the millions of people every year

Apart from them it's helped nobody

Lmao

>he said fatly and riddled with debt

>healthcare goes to shit
>old people/terminally sick die out
>huge money saved
Win

IT WAS DA RUSSIANS!!!!

LMFAO

laffed

The hackers literally put a BBC in the big screens of Telefonica's headquarters.

yes, they have helped relieve the inflamed prostates of many children that have been culturally enriched by your recent immigrants.

Bernie is on the way to with socialism to fix it

You are forgetting that the Pope is coming to Portugal to celebrate the 100 years of aparitions of Fatima. It is rumoured that the third secret is about Apocalypse.

You are also forgetting major ciber attacks in Spain, Portugal and England.

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Did somebody again forget to fix timer for one second?

Judging by the amount of things being hacked right now, I recommend backing up your stuff

spoiler: he doesn't

shadddaaaap

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>cracking down
they've beeen trying since day 1. it is the first system with byzzantine fault tolerance so the entire internet would have to be shutdown
and thats where namecoin comes in, you could destroy all domain name servers right now because they are centralized, namecoin gives DNS byzantine fault tolerance as well!
crazy times folks

AFAIK that was just some shitty shop someone put on the internet, wouldn't be surprised if Antena 3 tought it was real.

LMAO 5'10" 190lbs and own a construction company

G3T L1K3 M3

fucking tea sipping poor fag with no purchasing power