>Hospital computers across England shut down by cyberattack, reports of hackers demanding ransom
>The Guardian says National Health Service (NHS) hospitals across the country appear to have been simultaneously hit by a bug in their IT systems. Doctors have been posting on Twitter about what has been happening.
Landon Perry
Muh NHS
Luke Reed
>hacking the healthcare service that is strapped for cash as it is Retards desu
Wyatt Myers
>mfw it actually shortens the waiting times
Adam Nelson
>Hacking healthcare systems
Fucking hell, that's just dropping low
Gabriel Mitchell
That wouldn't have happened in the US mate, best healthcare system my ass.
Jeremiah Collins
not just uk in spain/portugal some companies got same shit
Blake Wilson
strapped for cash doesn't mean devoid of cash, there have been a number of successful large scale ransom attacks against American hospitals... it's cheaper to buy a hundred buttcoins than to have patients die from unavailable information on things like their family history or medication allergies and get sued.
Jackson Kelly
shouldnt they be targeting the US, you know the one with the money?
Luke Smith
>computer system goes down >pull out the paper records
Takes a little more time, but things still get done. At least, over here in burgerland.
Jeremiah Russell
>best system in the world
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH, is this what the retards at the UK actually believe?
Is that why they all have such good teeth.
Owen Hernandez
it has... not on a gigantic scale but it has happened, in spite of all the regulations cybersecurity is a joke in a lot of the hospital systems I've worked with
Jayden Diaz
...
Lincoln Morales
ahhahaha
Jayden Walker
No, we don't believe anything of the sort. Most people fucking hate the NHS.
Gabriel Johnson
But socialized medicine is supposed to be the strongest most secure etc etc
Charles Edwards
>Be an old bong >In the hospital getting treatment for some shit that could possibly kill you >"1337 hacker" NEETs literally kill you
What a bunch of faggots. Good luck bongs.
Nolan Peterson
Yeah then ask them whats the fix and they'll say "more socialism" fucking idiots
Dominic Gray
First for Russian hackers
Elijah Evans
Funny thing is it's probably teenage chinks or muds doing this.
Ian Thompson
>most people hate having free healthcare >most people
jesus, standards must be slipping at jidf you fucking retard
Nicholas Martinez
LEAKED SCREENSHOT OF THE NHS RANSOMWARE
Jason Brooks
>Hurr durr it's the Russians
Brody Ramirez
Muds aren't smart enough to hack.
Brody Jones
This looks like a FUCKING OLD VIRUS.
I'll laugh my ass off if it is actually a usb stick thingy.
Easton Sanchez
I never said that. I said they hate the NHS. The system is shit the wait time are huge the doctors are foreign their English is appalling and the nurses are fucking ugly illiterate rude Ukrainian toilet cleaners with badges instead of brushes
Bentley Baker
>Wana Decryptor
wana make some money?
Joseph Brown
JUNCKER!
David Jackson
UK must pay debnts or the attacks WILL continue.
t. Juncker
Dominic Davis
each second they dont pay is causing huge damage, holy shitm wonder who's behind it:^)
Hudson Clark
Saved, thanks.
Jose Price
So Teresa May will use this as reason to put limits on bitcoin transactions in the UK (the ransomers asked for bitcoin) And/or she'll use this as a way to further privatize the NHS etc.
The timing is too convenient.
Ayden Hernandez
>simultaneously hit by a bug in their IT systems lmao you don't get "hit by a bug" in your system. Either you HAVE a bug or you get HIT by an attack.
Hudson Roberts
>Germany did this as revenge
Ethan Evans
>they WILL take your bitcoin Suddenly it all makes sense
Zachary Morales
cia hacktools got released, even polaks could do it
Michael Ortiz
MAJOR HAPPENING IN THE UK
TEA AND CRUMPET SHORTAGES
RIOTS IN THE STREETS
Isaac Lopez
>DL link please Nobody released the tools?
Robert Taylor
t.
Bentley Baker
Yes they did, the people who tried to sell them released a fuck load of them for free and open use.
Noah Martin
Did they try turning it off and then back on again?
Ayden Robinson
EVERY NATION WILL SUFFER UNTOLD DEATH UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIED
Jackson Morris
It's better than being bankrupted by the American system. Medical insurance is a stupid idea. Everybody gets sick or injured at some point.
Ryder Sullivan
I hope this country burns desu.
Ryan Brooks
MAJOR HAPPENING IN THE AU
WAR WITH THE EMUS IMMINENT
DEAD SOLDIERS LIE IN THE STREETS, EYE PECKED OUT
Adam Murphy
t.
Xavier Mitchell
>NHS England
Anthony Edwards
>some retard downloaded xxxvideo.avi.exe and now all the computers are infected
Parker Walker
MAJOR HAPPENING IF SCOTLAND
SECOND REFERENDUM FAILS
SCOTS BECOME FULL BRITISH KEKS, SPIT ON THERE ANCESTORS GRAVES
Dominic Reyes
Russians obviously
Isaac Price
This doesn't completely halt operations though does it? What's stopping them from using a backup system or even temporarily moving to paperwork until the problem is resolved?
>inb4 nobody even thought of these precautions
Nolan Hughes
MAJOR HAPPENING IN COLOMBIA
PABLO ESCOBAR RISES FROM THE GRAVE
KILLS HIMSELF AFTER SEEING MODERN COLOMBIA
Robert Nguyen
Don't blame him lol, this shit hole sucks!
Angel Hill
>want to go for some bitcoin mining Really didn't know that, where do I find them?