MAJOR HAPPENING IN THE UK

rt.com/uk/388115-nhs-hospitals-cyber-attack/

>Hospital computers across England shut down by cyberattack, reports of hackers demanding ransom

>The Guardian says National Health Service (NHS) hospitals across the country appear to have been simultaneously hit by a bug in their IT systems. Doctors have been posting on Twitter about what has been happening.

Muh NHS

>hacking the healthcare service that is strapped for cash as it is
Retards desu

>mfw it actually shortens the waiting times

>Hacking healthcare systems

Fucking hell, that's just dropping low

That wouldn't have happened in the US mate, best healthcare system my ass.

not just uk in spain/portugal some companies got same shit

strapped for cash doesn't mean devoid of cash, there have been a number of successful large scale ransom attacks against American hospitals... it's cheaper to buy a hundred buttcoins than to have patients die from unavailable information on things like their family history or medication allergies and get sued.

shouldnt they be targeting the US, you know the one with the money?

>computer system goes down
>pull out the paper records

Takes a little more time, but things still get done. At least, over here in burgerland.

>best system in the world

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH, is this what the retards at the UK actually believe?

Is that why they all have such good teeth.

it has... not on a gigantic scale but it has happened, in spite of all the regulations cybersecurity is a joke in a lot of the hospital systems I've worked with

...

ahhahaha

No, we don't believe anything of the sort. Most people fucking hate the NHS.

But socialized medicine is supposed to be the strongest most secure etc etc

>Be an old bong
>In the hospital getting treatment for some shit that could possibly kill you
>"1337 hacker" NEETs literally kill you

What a bunch of faggots. Good luck bongs.

Yeah then ask them whats the fix and they'll say "more socialism" fucking idiots

First for Russian hackers

Funny thing is it's probably teenage chinks or muds doing this.

>most people hate having free healthcare
>most people


jesus, standards must be slipping at jidf you fucking retard

LEAKED SCREENSHOT OF THE NHS RANSOMWARE

>Hurr durr it's the Russians

Muds aren't smart enough to hack.

This looks like a FUCKING OLD VIRUS.

I'll laugh my ass off if it is actually a usb stick thingy.

I never said that. I said they hate the NHS. The system is shit the wait time are huge the doctors are foreign their English is appalling and the nurses are fucking ugly illiterate rude Ukrainian toilet cleaners with badges instead of brushes

>Wana Decryptor

wana make some money?

JUNCKER!

UK must pay debnts or the attacks WILL continue.

t. Juncker

each second they dont pay is causing huge damage, holy shitm wonder who's behind it:^)

Saved, thanks.

So Teresa May will use this as reason to put limits on bitcoin transactions in the UK (the ransomers asked for bitcoin)
And/or she'll use this as a way to further privatize the NHS etc.

The timing is too convenient.

>simultaneously hit by a bug in their IT systems
lmao you don't get "hit by a bug" in your system. Either you HAVE a bug or you get HIT by an attack.

>Germany did this as revenge

>they WILL take your bitcoin
Suddenly it all makes sense

cia hacktools got released, even polaks could do it

MAJOR HAPPENING IN THE UK

TEA AND CRUMPET SHORTAGES

RIOTS IN THE STREETS

>DL link please
Nobody released the tools?

t.

Yes they did, the people who tried to sell them released a fuck load of them for free and open use.

Did they try turning it off and then back on again?

EVERY NATION WILL SUFFER UNTOLD DEATH UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIED

It's better than being bankrupted by the American system. Medical insurance is a stupid idea. Everybody gets sick or injured at some point.

I hope this country burns desu.

MAJOR HAPPENING IN THE AU

WAR WITH THE EMUS IMMINENT

DEAD SOLDIERS LIE IN THE STREETS, EYE PECKED OUT

t.

>NHS England

>some retard downloaded xxxvideo.avi.exe and now all the computers are infected

MAJOR HAPPENING IF SCOTLAND

SECOND REFERENDUM FAILS

SCOTS BECOME FULL BRITISH KEKS, SPIT ON THERE ANCESTORS GRAVES

Russians obviously

This doesn't completely halt operations though does it? What's stopping them from using a backup system or even temporarily moving to paperwork until the problem is resolved?

>inb4 nobody even thought of these precautions

MAJOR HAPPENING IN COLOMBIA

PABLO ESCOBAR RISES FROM THE GRAVE

KILLS HIMSELF AFTER SEEING MODERN COLOMBIA

Don't blame him lol, this shit hole sucks!

>want to go for some bitcoin mining
Really didn't know that, where do I find them?

The healthcare, Englahnd.

Give it to me.