Is Sup Forums flexible enough to suck their own dick?

Is Sup Forums flexible enough to suck their own dick?

nah

just the tip

same

NIGGA I CAN LICK MY OWN ASSHOLE GET ON MY LEVEL

are you me? but can you get every last drop of semen.

i can deepthroat myself
feels good but it also feels like fuck because of back pain

Pics or it did not happen

>Try to suck own dick
>Back snaps loudly
>In pain, can't move
Well....fug now what?

Stop it.

i wish i could but sucking muh dick is nice
also it is great at burning fat in the abdominals
no gains tho

I've tried, can't do it.

I had a dream recently that I was sucking my own dick. It was a very uncomfortable position, didn't taste good and didn't even feel that good on my dick. For some reason I imagine it was a pretty realistic dream.

no, but I'd love to suck Twilight's

sounds about right
same

I used to be able to lick the tip, can't do it anymore

Shit like this makes me want to kill myself.

then do it faggot

my preferred methods are either choking on a huge futa marecock, or having my intestines ripped out by a massive futa marecock

I'm pretty flexible, but I'm sadly lacking in length.

...

>be uncut
>don't shower for a few days to get a smell going
>suck myself clean and cum in my own mouth

not my proudest moments but the novelty wore off