Tim Heidecker DESTROYS Sup Forums in new song

timheidecker.bandcamp.com/track/for-chan

We will not recover from this.

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Fat shaming... nice. This Tim is an insensitive bigot.

"I am only one man but my words they travel miles
up to satellites down wires going at the speed of light
in the darkness i type quickly and send messages like missiles
and they land without mercy because i know that i am right
with a glossary of buzzword, i use them indiscreetly
attache images to represent me, i choose cartoons, not my face
I’m the judge and i’m the jury, I command the conversation
for the betterment of our nation and the empowerment of our race

IF they made a movie of me they’d have to cast the fattest actor
with glycerine they’d splatter all over my face and grease me down

sometimes i’m only kidding and sometimes i get so mad
sometimes i think i’ve made a big mistake committing to this life online
but i got a little family of like minded brothers
we huddle undercover where being a jerk’s just fine
i can’t get away with murder but i can ruin somebody’s weekend
take down their websites and call them lots of names
but i’m having trouble sleeping don’t know where this is headed
maybe be a phase I'll grow out of someday"

Hit too close to home, Drumpftards?

"I Am A Cuck" was an excellent song.

This is mediocre.

Honestly, this changes everything.

#notmypresident
#newfaceofpol
#WearetheResistance

this

tim has really fallen off the wagon ever since his wife and her boyfriend left him

Nope. Not at all. Not fat / greasy whatsoever.

Tim must be eternally assblasted to do something like this.

All of this impotent rage and bootybother

>being this ass mad

Wtf I hate Sup Forums now

Does he think he's the Bob Dylan of comedy, or something?

Sup Forums BTFO!!!!!!!!!

CHECKED

>he made 2 (two) songs about Sup Forums

Honestly makes us sound awesome

>implying I can afford to eat enough to get fat
The rest of it is fairly accurate though

OOOOHHHH
DRUMPTHKINS
BTFOOOOOOOO

people actually made a song about some shitty frog meme


KEK

WTF? Why the hell am I paying $1000/mo for an apartment when I could just live rent free in Tim Heidecker's head?

WOW SO ORIGINAL

Anyone who likes this needs to be beat to death

Hahaha this was great, 10/10
>ruining someone's weekend
I don't know about that, but then again there are ample autists on this site

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Wow, only one check? Fuck is wrong with you fags, is this reddit hours or something?

>ever since his wife and her boyfriend left him

sensible chuckle

most of us aren't even fat

Yes it is, just look at all the Hillary voting ass kissing scumbag cucks in this thread right now

Remind me again what Sup Forums did to trigger this retard. I haven't been paying attention to any of this

WIT-NESSED

Oh the guy who got stabbed in front of a Gay bar in Hipsterville? Muh feelingz is hert

>Not white, don't really care about race
>Not fat
Also Tim is getting worse at writing songs, goddamn
I love the guy, but this is just low quality bantz

he's doing it to get attention like shia did

no one really cares about this guy though, that's the sad part

he apologized to his attacker

>Significant chance that Tim posted this thread

Hasbeens don't get threads on Sup Forums, timmy.

DISHONOURABLE DISPRAY DIM HIGHDEKUUUUUUU YOU HAVE BEYTRAYED GREATTTTTTTTTTEST HONORING COMMIT SEPUKU TIMU

>Hit too close to home, Drumpftards?
Sounds more like Reddit to me

try again down syndrome baby.

But this is awesome.

sighted 33333 penta 3's what does this mean?

digitus kekimus

>apologizing to someone who attempted to murder you

i think I'm going to have an aneurysm attempting to contemplate this totally backwards faggot logic

>this pic

wtf i hate user now

twitter.com/timheidecker

tweet him your love

yo i unironically love this song

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Don't you know? We're all /fit/ chad nationalists here.

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his wife was too pretty for him

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>fat
>greasy
Kek

>timheidecker.bandcamp.com/track/for-chan

why do they always think we're fat?

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says he's voting for hillary
>wears pussyhats at womens rights marches
>apologized to the person who stabbed him
>didn't know he needed to act on "The Comedy" and just played himself
>hires a convicted sex offender and suspected pedophile jew (Vic Berger - twitter.com/vicbergeriv) to go to RNC and make fun of trump supporters
>writes songs about killing trump
>wishes 10 year old Barron Trump falls out of trump tower and dies
>posts a pic of newborn son on instagram, saying that he doesn't know which he's happier about, his new son or trumps pussy tape
>half of his fanbase disowns him
>people start doxxing him, posting pictures of themselves outside his house
>forced to install security system on house
>'check it out' not renewed for new season
>plays a significant role in getting Hyde's show cancelled
>wife leaves him
>$4,000 a month alimony
>forced to do a 10 year 'awesome show' tour for money(the promo video is cringe-worthy, their chemistry is clearly gone)
>tells his twitter followers in california to use deadly force against trump people
>his on cinema facebook page gets taken over and destroyed
>TimAndEric subreddit gets shut down

I hate politics!

tims a talented music person

that song getaway man is top notch

youtube.com/watch?v=HjUwXLIgqs0

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it's pretty catchy desu famalam

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Those lyrics blow. The I am cuck song was funny but this shit sounds way to sincere

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is this our new anthem?

>he doesn't know he's on a board full of skeletons
kekekekekeke

why is he mad we're just joking

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here's another Sup Forums song
vocaroo.com/i/s04DJhHdFxuC

bahahaha that picture

Here's a better one.
youtube.com/watch?v=xQkt_rXv5fw

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Legitimately sad. Like there was no effort put into this. It relies on the muh fat neckbeard meme.

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It's means Tims a giant faggot, there's probably dirt on him. I understand voicing your opinion but this dudes career is spiraling quick. He's just riding it till it dies.

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This, musically it's horrible. At least I'm a cuck had that.
None of them have any humor.
Also, someone should make a montage of tumblrina hambeasts on youtube and play this song over it. Just as was done with I'm a cuck.
Satire their satire, going two levels deep.

Fucking white people

Tim's got Sup Forums's number. He routinely and effortlessly THRASHES Sup Forums on a regular basis for being the fat virgin shut-ins we all know you are. He makes fools of Sup Forums all the time in clever, hilarious ways. Just one man versus an army of obese greaseballs. And all Sup Forums can do is tweet frogs and anime girls at him in a blind, impotent rage.

He wins again. He will always beat you.

you're right.

DIE NAZI SCUM

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Kek

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so bland and boring

I praise him for having a sofa made out of slave-skin in The Comedy but they've not done much worthwhile since then. Not even really triggering, even.

Checked and kek'd

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why is he so obsessed with us?

Please read

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tim calling someone a jerk. that shits funny.

Do you really think he has anything better to do? His wife left him.

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He got so butthurt at comments online that he wrote a song about it hahahahaha