Chad Is our there filling up some 9/10 with his massive load and I'm here whacking it off to tentical porn...

Chad Is our there filling up some 9/10 with his massive load and I'm here whacking it off to tentical porn, anyone else know this lonely feel

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NO

go out and fuck some slag at a club then

No I'm too autistic to do that

You won't be after a few drinks
That's the magic of alcohol
There will be SOMEONE there who will fuck you

I've tried that but I'm still highly inhibited even when I drink, I was beaten so much as a kid I'm really scared of everything and everyone

ok. Then literally get fucked off your head and realise it doesn't matter if you fuck up because literally nobody will remember
deep down you know you can do it user you have to believe in yourself and clunge will come your way

you can be a chad if you want to. it is simply a matter of looking the part and having the mentality. Any guy can look hot if he has a nice body.

>gets piss drunk
>fucks abo

Finally a realist

Get a grip you pathetic loser. Go to the gym and lift, stop consuming your body weight in sugar.

No I like sugar but I'm not fat and I do push-ups every now and then

Go kill Chad. Problem solved.

Ur a Arab Chad probably u wouldn't understand Arabs get a wife for there birthday don't they

OP, are you actually interested in a normal sex life or do you just want a gf for companionship while still being able to jack off to retarded cartoon porn? That's the boat I'm in, though I wonder if I ended up getting a gf if I would start to develop an interest in regular sex. I can't see myself being entertained by that forever though. I'm spoiled by the internet and all the different fetishes, I can't see myself not wanting to cheat or at least continue beating off to dumb porn.

Go back to your containment board you utter failure

1. Start lifting (even if it's body weight exercises at home)
2. Eliminate any dysfunctional relationships you have. If your parents/friends allowed you to be beaten, you need to cut them off. You deserve better user.
3. NO FAP. I know it sucks horribly. It's such an easy solution to your problems. But you posted because you know it's not good for you long term. Get a fucking chastity cage if you have to.

4. Sort your career out. A man's self worth is determined by this. It is essential.

Good luck user. Find the strength to prevail within yourself. It's up to you.

THIS IS NOT POLITICS

>>>Sup Forums

FAGGOT

no i had sex 3 times in the last 5 days with 3 different girls, up ur game scrublord.

>all this just for a chance to get laid
Bud, for $200 you can fuck the hottest birch of your life

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I do both. Variety is the spice of life.

This is political, Chad is stealing bitches and bitches control the economy

Greg?

I'm too embarrassed to have a girlfriend

Wrong, women are pure politics

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This ought to help you sort yourself out, OP.