Brit/po/ - Corbyn RMS Pasta OC edition

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>May stages One show appearance - her humanity remains unproven
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39865991
archive.is/JEZA6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

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Rightly So is a nonce.

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You only encourage the tripfaggots with attention.

WN is a kiddy-fiddler.

Fourth for merica

tl;dr on the NHS "cyber attack" please lads

Just what did Ian McEwan mean by this?

>The novelist Ian McEwan has suggested that the death of many elderly Brexit voters over the next two years would help swing a second referendum in favour of Britain staying in Europe.

>“A gang of angry old men, irritable even in victory, are shaping the future of the country against the inclinations of its youth,” McEwan told a conference of remain supporters in Westminster.

>“By 2019 the country could be in a receptive mood: 2.5 million over-18-year-olds, freshly franchised and mostly remainers; 1.5 million oldsters, mostly Brexiters, freshly in their graves,” he said.

That cunt May is absolutely fucked. 1000 YEAR LABOUR REICH.

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fuck, does this mean my friends can find out about my various mental illnesses?

Confirmed:

Can't wait for Labour to die and a proper right wing nationalist party to form and become the official opposition.

Helicopter rides for Abbot and Corbyn when?

Desu senpai

I wouldn't go near that torrent. GCHQ are all over it.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SOMEONE ACTUALLY PAID THE RANSOM

I hope you are larping as a retard.

Some faggot opened the PDF I sent them on an admin account..

i love my prime minister she is the prettiest girl of all

he meant that when they try and call a 2nd referendum for brexit, he wants his windows panned in and then wants to be hanged on the Royal Mile like a traitor

>Someone fancies a quick wank on their break and goes on a porn site
>A pop up appears and they click on it
>People think this is a targeted attack

that username, lol

Educate me on the NHS is it bad or good?

Good if we didn't have so many people overusing it. We shouldn't throw the baby out with the bath water.

Spooky hackers use their mad attaching viruses to emails skills to lock down patient database and demand bitcoins for it to be unlocked
If they don't pay in 3 days the price doubles, if they don't pay in 7 the files are deleted

This sort of shit is annoying for the NHS but not crippling, they can refresh the system from the last secured backup which would be at most a day out of date

just follow the paper trail

Why would a "right wing nationalist" party form when Labour die, when people think that's what the Tories are?

good, but old people and foreigners take advantage

Also might be good if we didn't piss half the budget on multi-tier-managers, HR and 'diversity' departments

>tfw you want to smash the system and replace it with even more government

One hundred billion Euros!

Good, but straining at the seams from the double gang fuck of Tories attempting to cripple it and too many people that shouldn't be able to use it using it

Would you rather pay thousands of pounds to be treated at a hospital, or have the gouverment pay for you?

The NHS is awesome, the people paying for it aren't

>tfw you won't retaliate against a country that nukes Britain

With the way things are going, that'll be 99p sir

So who are we all voting for, lads?

False flag attack. In before war with Russia

Help. I dont know who to vote for to at least make this an unsafe seat, think these ukippers will convert to conservative?

I've been receiving constant calls from an indian company trying to sell me virus protection, I've found their offices and am thinking about sending them a box full of bottled piss
Thoughts? I'd send shit but that would be a drop in the bucket in India

432 quid? To unlock the entire NHS patient record files? Am I being a retard?

For the pro-immigration, freedom invading, tac raising party with the blue ties!

Hew, I want me fags on the cheap like..

Get them Mussies off me street May

This could be the start lads. Get your murder hats on we're going to war with russia.

Cyberwarfare can legally trigger article 5 of nato

>starting a world war because Putin found out just how many of us have haemorrhoids
Yes please

>gouverment pay for you
Pays, with my taxes. Minus an """admin""" fee.
>almond status: activated

I genuinely don't understand how anyone (bar the 5% who earn big big money) can read the Labour manifesto and not agree with it. Investment into public services, more money for the NHS, free higher education, nationalised rail, buses and energy, higher corporation tax for big businesses.

All those and the rest are for the people. They're offering a better UK and yet people will somehow still vote the Tories in who want to pull those services apart for profit

Its not for the entire service, probably some local surgery

Good, but money is being wasted on useless stuff (e.g. helping fat people) and it's inefficient

Reforming the structure could go a long way to improving it

was it not just some standard ransomware?

>tfw diplomacy and handjobs are better than retaliation

My taxes? Don't make me laugh!

because they arent greedy and dont want some pennies in exchange for every other aspect of the country going to hell?

youtube.com/watch?v=hIRdw2O5RBs

THERES A MILK MAN

Might be a bit of a stretch. I'd vote Tory and hope enough Kippers have the same plan.

>No wait
>SIX GORILLION EUROS

It appears I already have.

Why not confront them?

Looks like more of a witch than thatcher

So..
The majority of people support re-nationalising the railway.
The majority of people support re-nationalising the energy sector.
The majority of people support banning zero hour contracts.
The majority of people support the ban on fox hunting
But the majority of people won't vote for the one party that's promised all that

HOLY SHIT LADS THE NHS IS ON ITS KNEES

FUCKING SORT THESE RUSSIANS OUT THERESA

Why did you add Karen to it?

They're in India, I don't have money to fly halfway round the world and get stabbed with a shit covered knife

Labour will:

>Not know what the fuck to do about the NHS
>Increase inflation
>Give drug addicts and single parents more bennies
>Let in lots more shitskins

We are a bunch of nonces labour party and all

Lads I'm scared of this ransomware.

Apparently it spreads from systems in close proximity and all my family are stupid wankers that don't pay attention to what they click.

It wont get me will it?

the bitcoin wallet balance of 115p7UMMngoj1pMvkpHijcRdfJNXj6LrLn is now 0.31719976, meaning that two hospitals have so far sent the 200 quid ransom

>The majority of people support re-nationalising the railway.
>The majority of people support re-nationalising the energy sector.

[Citation Needed]

Because there are other issues than those you've listed.

What if Russia did the 9/11s? And paid Bin Ban Boon Laden to claim responsibility?

When in doubt, blame the Jews.

I didn't, someone else did and I just copied it.

I doubt it was the hospitals, probably someone donating to try and help make it go away.

>Not know what the fuck to do about the NHS
SPEND SPEND SPEND
>give drug addits and single parents more bennies
your only good point
>Let in lots more shitskins
Implying the tories haven't and won't carry on going global

if all 21 hospitals so far pay up, the attacker with make 4200 quid.

Yeah, lets kill the only party that will keep the Tory's Brexit strategy in check.

>drop in the bucket in India
hilarious

There is no record of "NHS patients". Trusts have their own records on entirely separe systems that cannot be accessed by anyone outside that Trust. Unless someone hacked them all, separately, then compiled it all together.

The majority of people also want a balanced budget and a restoration of our soverignty, and are voting for that.

Brexit is a once in a lifetime opportunity, we can sort the railways out once it's done with

Also banning zero hour contracts is a fucking stupid idea

Those issues will be solved by no party besides the BNP.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/862777992199770112
twitter.com/britainelects/status/862777870309101568

Broke my leg and I got forced to sit in a waiting room for literally 7 hours before I got treated. It's a fucking pile of shit and is the sacred cow of British politics. I've got Bupa now but I still have to pay for that shit service via my taxes.

inb4 muh tory privatisation. It will be shit no matter who runs it and will only ever demand more money and reforming will inevitably fail as there is no monetary incentive to rid of bureaucratic waste.

The majority of people support keeping trident
The majority of people support keeping the Falklands British
The majority of people support killing ISIS
The majority of people aren't communists
The majority of people can do basic maths
The majority of people don't want the government to borrow a massive amount of money
The majority of people want less immigration
The majority of people want a competent, unified government and a strong opposition

Labour won't provide any of this

tell me who to vote for ill vote for them

It was supposed to be the software used to organise patient records, not a database of all the information, perhaps I should have made that clearer but I fail to see how I could have.

Screenshot is running windows 98..
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646
Explains a lot..

People often support individual policies but when they find out it came from whoever they are then opposed to it.

Probably this. The ransom demand is far too low for this to be targeted at something as massive as the NHS.

What the hell are UKIP playing at lads?

>say they won't contest Brexiteers to help a hard Brexit
>contesting in my constituency
> Peter fucking Bone is the incumbent
>he's more ANTI-EU than any UKIP MP ever was

Seriously Wtf are they playing at?

En Marche

so what is the benefit of nationalising industries?

The Tory's Brexit strategy isn't going to be worth shit if the Torys aren't in power.

Tory safe seat: vote UKIP (my situation)
Tory chance to steal: vote Tory

twitter.com/britainelects/status/745935400548573184

Jeremy Hunt has responded to the attack

>balanced budget

Which the Tories failed to do continuously.

>a restoration of our soverignty

Considering the "hate speech" laws (which everyone has forgotten about it seems) and invasion of privacy, I'd rather the Tories not be sovereign.

Tory

Because people don't want to vote for a party that continually idolizes Mao, Marx, etc. like a bunch of fucking idiots.

It doesn't even matter if everything they're promising makes sense. Supporting that bullshit will end you.

right. I was reading thru to see how many millions is the nhs being blackmailed for and is few hundred bucks. Wank wanker confirmed

There's clear, almost incontrovertible proof that you can't trust the Tories on the economy, immigration, or the NHS and public services more than Labour.

Most of the policies in Labour's manifesto are very popular, and these policies are just repealing the privatisation and selling off of public services done by the Tories.

I find it really interesting how last June these people were that desperate for change that they weren't bothered about uncertainty or economic warnings that Brexit is going to bring. Most of the electorate have been duped into believing things like the renationalising of the NHS and British Rail will cost too much money, while at the same time thinking leaving the Single Market without a deal won't bring any economic consequences.

They were that sick of the establishment and of being ignored and having their communities neglected that they were willing to take a leap into the unknown. One year on and they're ready to give the party of the establishment an increased majority, what was once project fear is now salient forewarning, and certainty and stability trump all.

its that blood corbyn fella at it again

I should imagine they will, and a significant portion of Labour too.

who watches the alex jones show on a daily basis here?