Ebola Outbreak

Holy fuck it's happening. mobile.twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/863032539174359040

>3 dead
>happening
Yawn

fuck how are they going to bury all those bodies. It really is the end times

>three dead
>in congo
I wouldnt even care if everyone in congo would be dead.

>Africans dying
>Crisis

That's a good one.

please ebolachan

clense the african continent

>something happens
>JRUMLF
Stop giving these twitter retards attention

Is she back?

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

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>only 3 dead
even nigger diseases are lazy

Fucking retards. Look at how many Ebola outbreaks there have been. This isn't the happenings.

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Guess who's back, back again
Ebolas back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back

Excellent

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

>Trump fires fifty Tomahawk missiles at Ebola

those liberals must have a pretty fucky definition of "self inflicted"

Da na na na na na nuuu

Might actually solve the problem.

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>a bunch of niggers getting infected because they ate monkey meat
>crisis

checked

Good luck Ebola-chan!

I've created a disease, ‘cause nobody wants ta
See niggers no more, they want Ebola, I'm chopped dried bats
Well, if you want disease, this is what I'll give ya

>tfw can't do the rest of the song

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Go go Ebola chan!

All my premed and doctor friends say without a big mutation this doesn't transfer quick enough in any area that is civilized. A person getting it might be a dice roll but it wont pandemic.

3 dead people?
aren't there billions though

GOOD LUCK EBOLA

please god let Ebola Chan come back

2014 was my favorite year on this shithole

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

she lives!

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KeK + Ebola omeeeguuwd. Powerlevel over 9000

how funny would it be if there was a rapefugee ebola outbreak in Sweden?

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I love you ebolachan!!! Praise KEK the god, Pepe the prophet, and Ebolachan the servent.

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Easy fix

"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"

Also, side note -

Why the fuck does the image in the OP say "hurrr twump gonna have to sort this!!!" Why the fuck is it the USA's responsibility to sort out an Ebola outbreak in the fucking Congo?

I love you Ebola-Chan!

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE COMING TO EUROPE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

I love you ebola-chan!

>some fat idiot on twitter references an ebola outbreak in congo
>said fat idiot implies that this is president trump's problem

i wasn't aware that donald trump, 45th POTUS, was also the president of the democratic republic of congo.

so assuming he isn't actually the president of the DRC, i'm going to ahead and ask this:

how is this president trump's problem?

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I love you Ebola Chan.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
PLEASE KILL ALL NIGGERS IN AFRICA!

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Ebola-Chan is our savior

>congo
who fucking cares

hahaha checkuu

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If3repeating numbers, Trump catches Ebola

Can christians explain why God the creator of the universe and everything in it. Created the Ebola virus? Checkmate christcucks.

Nogs.

Not even once.

God DAMN I hope six gorillian Africans die from Ebola-chan.

Bring it to South Africa so the whites don't have to fight to keep their land.

Any entity that kills niggers is OK in my book

To kill niggers. It wasn't enough to make them not exist. They had to suffer.

She's finally back

I love you kawaii Ebola-Chan.

Now please show Chicago and Baltimore how it's done.

Oh boy here we go again. Ebola = nothingburger. Scare tactics by the jews. Constant fear for the masses. This timeline sucks ass.

>disease in nigger land
>crisis

Mathew in full panic mode. What if this disease goes global and he can no longer gorge himself on 20 baconators a day.

Wait until it goes to France...

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ebola "outbreaks" dont happen

it is too fucking lethal in a singular case to be effective in a global, wider case.

just nig nogs dying in villages
kills too fast

Ebola Chan makes a sick comeback.

E-Ebola-chan

God created AIDS for fags.
God created Ebola to kill niggers for fratricide.

>25-90 % mortality
>too fucking lethal
Come on. The only thing it needs is a large concentration of people to mutate and then all hell breaks lose.

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>CONGO

they find ebola clusters all the fucking time in africa why in the world this is getting reported is beyond me
>>unless if this whole thing is just a political move in order to keep the population on fear mode

i love you ebola-chan

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

THERE IS NO CURE FOR LOVE

To make life better when you don't have it

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
DECIMATE THE WEAK AND INFERIOR!!!!!!!!!

I love you ebola-chan!

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evacuate the white south africans then quarantine the whole continent

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Fuck you, dead meme!

I have nothing to lose anymore, so I might as well tell you the truth.

I am...was an aid worker in the Congo for the last month. I cannot describe to you the things I have seen.

The media is not telling you the whole story. They say only a few dozen people have been infected. They're lying. It's much worse than that. There are tens of thousands dead in this country alone. I have seen corpses stacked like cord wood. The fires burn all night. I can't guess how many are infected in the region. If you told me only 100,000 I would be surprised.

A few of my coworkers have disappeared after trying to contact the media. The authorities are trying to avoid a panic.

They've been killing the infected. They give us these syringes. They hand them out, and you have a quota. Oh God...I've seen them buried and burned alive. Oh Mother, Mother, forgive me. I've done horrible things.

The Americans have sent those soldiers here to serve as death squads.

But there's no way to contain this. It's spread too far.

This virus will sweep the earth. The apocalypse is here.

I won't live to see the end. Even if they don't trace this message back to me, I'd be dead in a matter of days. Ebola has me now. I won't die like that. I chose how I die. And I won't die like that. Goodbye.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

we need to tackle this tomato before it hits the fan.
what is the REAL cause of this ebola outbreak and who should we tell all about it?
my vote goes to that it is being caused by niggers eating their own shit because of lack of food and resources due to war/AIDS.
someone draft up a press release.


CONGO EBOLA OUTBREAK CAUSED BY NIGGERS WITH AIDS EATING THEIR OWN SHIT

I love you Ebola

I love you Ebola-chan

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!!

Finally we can play Walking Dead Go!

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