MAJOR HAPPENING
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>being this late
fuck off kid
authenticate to view link, why
my local hospital is in meltdown, sending text messages to us telling us to avoid A&E unless ABSOLUTE emergency and to just call 111
all patients inside the hospital have lost their records so there's no log on allergies etc this is a serious fucking happening lads the news isnt picking up on the full extent yet but this is huge
Came for the Happenings, stayed for the flag
Anyone who clicks that link gets what they deserve.
>mfw people got infected by clicking the "HEY I SEE YOU ARE IN LONDON, LET'S FUCK" sort of mail.
>ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
>ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
>ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
>ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
ITS SPREAD TO GERMANY
Theyre gonna use this to further infringe on privacy arent they?
>we need to install this hardware on all new computers in order to catch these criminals goyim
Damn. This is too big to be just some ransom scam. Remind me plot from Mr.Robot.
I wonder if they can realy hurt banks.
Your local hospital is right. Stay way the fuck away from it.
fucking thiisssssssss
we are fucked
Of course! This attack is made by using tools leaked by NSA.
>holding money in the bank in current year
>Theyre gonna use this to further infringe on privacy arent they?
That was my first thought as well
So many articles about how the Governments were trying to restrict the internet and shit and now this happens.
This is perfect for them.
massive cyber-attack using tools believed to have been developed by the US National Security Agency has struck organisations around the world.
Wannary is hitting EVERYWHERE.
Appears to be infecting a computer every 2 seconds.
intel.malwaretech.com
It's using the NSA Port 445 exploit ETERNALROMANCE which is a SMB1 exploit over TCP port 445 which targets XP, 2003, Vista, 7, Windows 8, 2008, 2008 R2, and gives SYSTEM privileges (MS17-010).
4 people have paid the ransom.
blockonomics.co
Someone in Florida was planning on making a law that requires every product sold there to have a piece of hardware installed on all electronic devices like smartphones and computers in order to detect anyone downloading CP, i could see them do something like that all around the world
fugggggggg it's over
>tfw taking this opportunity to download porn with a lot less leechers than usual
Living life on the edge, I don't care about this shit ass laptop anyway.
Is this some super spooky scary virus which hackers are placing onto people's computers or are the computer's being infected because it's tech illiterate retards literally downloading this shit through obvious scam emails?
THIS HAS LITERALLY BEEN NATIONAL NEWS ALL FUCKING DAY
Stick to south american issues brown cunt
That's not news. THIS is REAL news.
>Disrupting information networks
Best birthday present ever. Thank you
Oh shit.
they've hit the NHS you fucking shit, this time it's no joke
Hyvää syntymäpäivää, user. Mine is tomorrow. By then, every computer that can be infected probably will be infected.
Have a cute Siberian FLying Squirrel.
Microsoft and their heap of an operating system is what caused this fuck up. They are responsible for security patches and dropped the ball.
Probably illiterate retards, but the question is how the fuck is everyone being attacked at the same time? It started in the UK and every computer there got infected, I can understand that because the computers are probably all connected to one network, but how is it getting to germany, russia, ukriane, australia and everywhere else as well? It cant be that theyre all this retarded AT THE SAME TIME. What if our medical records are being shared across all over the world? And thats why it is spreading so fast? Os thos what this virus is trying to show us?
>moon cock scares jew.gif
Yeah... It's a fucking happening alright. Everyone load your magazines, it's about to get nuts.
CIA implementing backdoors with Microsoft being compliant are responsible for this.
It's hit the NHS, FedEx, Spanish telecom, countless personal computers, *possibly* some ATC centers, and taken out Germany's rail system.
I don't see a problem with sniping meds on the battlefield, actually it is most effective way to spread fear, demoralization and kill of some tax leeches. Hope they go after automatic transport signals next.
>Having security this shit
I'm bongistan deserves this
Fuckin no paper trail at all? And no personal log with all your information to present to a doctor if you ever end up going to see a different one?
Its tech illiterate retards hired as IT Professionals who've disabled Microsoft Updates having to provide tech support for some tech illiterate retard who tried downloading some movie or porno to watch at work which resulted in the download of an autonomous worm which automatically spreads to whatever local network the device is attached to.
>It started in the UK and every computer there got infected,
americans go overboard everytime, a couple of computers got the virus 99 i think
> hey guys lets go electronic records and leave ourselves connected on the internet without backing it up.GIF
Yep
Dude: it's getting everyone who has port 445 open. Not just NHS.
At least 55,000 computers are effected right now and more every hour.
You could be next.
I know, but NHS is the only one that actually puts people's lives in immediate danger, the rest can actually manage with some down time
My pc is just full of grim Vidya. Dont care if I have to format it. Meh. The upside of being a loser.
I have plenty of letters and I assume they have physical records of some sort. Also this is happening all over the world.
That is so American oh my fuck
Oh lookie here, that little problem the CIA tried to sweep under the rug:
>Recently, the CIA lost control of the majority of >its hacking arsenal including malware, viruses, >trojans, weaponized "zero day" exploits, >malware remote control systems and >associated documentation. This extraordinary >collection, which amounts to more than several >hundred million lines of code, gives its >possessor the entire hacking capacity of the >CIA. The archive appears to have been >circulated among former U.S. government >hackers and contractors in an unauthorized >manner, one of whom has provided WikiLeaks >with portions of the archive.
Fair enough. Honestly, if it does cause someone to die, I hope these guys get charged with murder.
They probably didn't expect NHS to be so out of date, thinkng they were just going to get average Joe computers.
>port 445 open
how do you check if your 445 port is open??? pls respond hugh emergency
Happy birthday, Anonstria. Since the Internet has gone IRL, I must say it has been a pleasure shit posting with you.
It has been a pleasure to shit post with all of you faggots.
ok the hell with this im turning off my pc and unplugging it from the ethernet. ill post on mobile instead
Soooo cute. Thank you user (^_^)/
Wish you a happy happening day and that it lasts till your day
Check the sticker on the bottom it should say
everybody panic
youtube.com
> ALL THESE THINGS TO ME ARE SARCASTIC HOPE THIS ISNT TAKEN THE WRONG WAY.JPEG
Check the amount paid
pastebin.com
>blockonomics.co
blockchain.info
^^^ This'll let you keep score.
brits are known to be infected, i dont trust this answer
>centralize the responsibility of healthcare solely on one entity
>one attack and entire healthcare system is disabled
LMAO fucking Yuros. How's that "social safety net" working for you?
The European welfare-state is dying; it relies almost entirely on America to insulate it and keep the slightest breeze from knocking over the house of cards. Now big brother America ain't going to block the wind anymore.
>Bongs are dying
Fuck are you talking about? This is like Christmas times ten
Fuck your socialist/borderline communist medical system
theres 3 wallets they're using according r/bitcoin
over 7k paid atm
github.com
Enter 445 and test. If it comes back with Error: Timed out or "I can't see you, you're safe(r).
Thank you.
BITCOIN IS A FALSE FLAG YOU GODAMN MOTHER FUCKERS
You know how often Liberals in america use the NHS as an argument
All our european health care in general
If this shit burns down to the ground this is great for americans who want to get rid of healthcare.
The problem is that the computers were made to make the process more efficient. They're going to have to go back to an old paper system for the time being that people either don't know well or are rusty with.
It's going to become less efficient as computers reduced the size of the bureaucracy... The pencil pushers that used to do these jobs don't do it anymore.
The inefficiency will bog it all down big time.
We've taken in a lot more than that.
Hey! I see you're in [ANONYMOUS_PROXY] too! I'm super horny and need dick tonight!
It was an honour to shit post side by side with such legends.
This happened to the NHS in England because the majority of the system is still running on Windows XP.
Updates for XP stopped in 2014.
Can this shit affect macs too? or just pc's
what is this bitcoin?
>Port 445
>Implying I even have microshit on anything except my cozy ass laptop that has xp professional because it's awesome
Nigger I'm not even using Android on my phone right now which is my primary device for internet use
Eat shit this is hilarious
The other anons in this thread we're making it out like that's not normal and how their inability to access people's electronic records are forcing them to turn patients away.
Not like the NHS was efficient anyway kek
It's just sneaking in through an open port and installing itself. No need to click on anything, just be connected to the Internet.
Not really... How bad is the situation with Spanish Telecommunications companies? If there are emergencies and their phone and Internet is fucked, that's very bad news.
HAHAHA how's your precious NHS working out for you now Britbongs?!
>Be Britbong
>Bin knife
>Get ran over by Ahmed
>Praise Allah I'm still alive!
>Go to hospital, can't get bed in glorious socialist utopia
>Die
for someone with a nigger IQ for IT is this canyouseeme thing legit or is it like the delete system32 ??
Probably outdated PCs, because the govt is dumb and cant be trusted with anything. Someone at some point thought it wasnt necessary to update their OS becuase they probably dont even fucking know what it is
why didnt yo make the crying wahh arugement that the internet should be shut down. so you can keep up with yo9ur level of horseshit that suddenly isnt able to be taken care of now.
Ah I'm safe now
>canyouseeme.org
thanks, looks like my rare pepes are safe.
unless you are the hacker, then i'm fucked
It's legit, just google it if you're not sure
so windows 10 is fine? i wonder if Sup Forums has any more info
Nice try Achmed, but Britannia shall always rule the waves.
Make this a comic you beautiful bastard
>be australian
>have your car siphoned by abos
>get killed by emu
>die
>Haha at least we still had universal health care guys
Every liberal
>not replying the proper way.
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No, I was given that site in another thread earlier today. I no hax anons.
>Achmed
Oh I'm sorry, only kebab are allowed to hate the eternal anglo?
Get fucked you massive cuck
>Tfw gaming pc with 250 games installed
>windows 7
>unplugged Ethernet
>can just play in steam offline mode cause all I like is single player
hahaha HOME SAFE
Summer started early this year.
this is a ploy by Microsoft to get people to upgrade to Win 10
I rarely say this, but thanks leafbro
>just play in steam offline mode cause all I like is single player
I see you have superior taste
Only Kebabs and Germans
which are the same thing now.
Someone please explain what the fuck is going on
British hospitals have infected the internet with a virus, Queen to step down in shame
It's getting the Aussie shitposter, but leaving the Leafs alone.
Hmmmm....
I wouldnt really know, but in cases like this it is almost always because their shit was outdated.
>Shadow Broker ask money for NSA playtools
>no one pays
>fuckthatshit.png
>Hey anons like to have some nukes
My happening boner has been activated
Cheers m8
Ours administered at the provincial level, so the chance of it going down nation wide isn't as high as the centrally organized NHS.