Brit/pol/ Curtis edition

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
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youtube.com/watch?v=uOa-ObWPAKg
youtube.com/watch?v=taUqt_E0aOs
news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-school-board-tosses-shakespeare-for-indigenous-writers
hulldailymail.co.uk/love-tory-councillor-john-fareham-58-marry/story-27781019-detail/story.html
youtube.com/watch?v=QPXtN1QW9uY
thesun.co.uk/news/3522766/army-chiefs-and-wounded-war-heroes-deliver-damning-letter-to-pm-demanding-she-save-forces-from-cuts/
youtube.com/watch?v=NQQN6eo7GI4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

admit it, you would

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Legalise monk lads

Hello shit fuckers and sperm quaffers, what party are we all voting for then? Hmmm?

Will our security forces get to him first you reckon?

>tfw there's no UKIP candidate in your seat so the Tories will almost certainly win it and you also died for nothing

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>British """""Women"""""

even 2D is shit tier

She had it coming desu senpai

>tfw no GAMER GIRL northern Tory gf

youtube.com/watch?v=WZFllWmI3rw

(if any of you post THAT pic I'll end up crying myself to sleep)

>tfw my parents used to call each other Minnie and Desperate Dan

also why are the threads going so quick tonight?

>t. softy

>That hair

WHY

just fucking shave it off, it's not like he's struggling for money

How do you guide Labour into government (assuming you actually want to), keep in mind that you have to win the metropolitan elite vote, the old labour ex-industrial vote and the entire unionist vote in Scotland to succeed.

It is a Friday night so a lot of people have no work tomorrow (I wish I was one of them).

What would you do if you were the user that created the malware?

I'd be in the French countryside by now

Now all my shitposting is available 1 to 1 on kik

>tfw you're posting from a primary school tuck-shop queue in 1988

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WHY AREN'T YOU VOTING FOR /ARE RUTH/?

youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

>in under a month we could unironically have an MP who posts lets plays on youtube
Christ

>labour areas are high in immigrants

Just as planned.

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anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night?

Tuck-shops don't exist anymore in schools, funnily enough.

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Seems impossible at this point, unless you mobilize the fucking useless lazy twat 18 - 24 voters

Nice deflection Jezza.

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>Curtis edition

w-what pic?

South wales valleys are incredibly white

I like em a lot

I live a 5 minute walk away from the constituency border with Diane Abbott. I don't know if I feel lucky or if I'm jealous.

24 hours until a bit of the old slap and tickle, my stars

Great picture choice

>pro EU
>dyke

Dropped

I could give my gf the aul pork sword later in the night

All of you are just assuming it's some random individual out for financial gain when there are so many other possibilities.

I'm going to vote SNP and there's nothing you guys can do 2bh

>The marginalization of all forms of conservatism, forms of upper class, middle class, and lower or working class conservatism throughout the twentieth century, is part of the triumph of the Left and triumph of various versions of the Left.

>If you consider libertarianism, which has taken over the Right of most center-Right parties certainly in the Anglophone world, in Britain and the United States and Canada to a degree, the Right of the credited conservative party — the Republicans in the States — is now virtually co-determinist with what used to be and is still called libertarianism, but libertarianism isn’t really socially conservative at all in almost any respect, although as an individual you can choose to be socially conservative if you wish, in accordance with that ideology. But the ideology itself is deeply socially liberal, and indeed at times is to the Left of people who are further Left on socioeconomic issues.

>So, the triumph of the Left is the death of the Right, but you also have to factor into this situation the European angle, which is slightly different to the United States, because unlike the US there were very large and very successful socialist and Communist movements in Western Europe through most of the twentieth century. The Communist movements only died out in the last twenty years of the twentieth century. There were Communists in the French government in the early 1980s. They were only Minister of Transport and that sort of thing, but Mitterrand had to include them in order to get a parliamentary coalition together.

hackertyper.net/

Type away, you are now a hacker!

This is the current year, isn't it magical?

>pure
>woman of god
>right wing
>anti-SNP

Picked back up

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>Scottish
>Tory
What new devilry is this?

I mean she's better than Sturgeon, but

that's really not saying much

>And that old Left, that sort of dinosaur Left in contemporary terms, is in despair because they think the whole world’s gone against them, and everything’s Right-wing and capitalism, which they associate universally with the Right, is triumphant, and every form of socialism and progressivism has sold out to capitalist interests and that they are nowhere. The tide has receded and gone out on the beach, and they’re basically historically bereft, huddled together in not as great masses anymore but as tiny, shriveled little groups that no one bothers even to debate with anymore.

>And that’s also true. The old, Communistic Left socialist current has died. It died in the United States in the middle of the twentieth century, except in relation to certain issues like Black rights and that sort of thing where it always had a certain currency, but it took another fifty years for it to die in Western Europe. Eastern Europe, of course, didn’t have a choice because it was ruled by Stalinist satellite parties and Soviet occupation until the collapse in 1990.

>But you’ve got this paradox that the Left has lost, one definition of it has lost completely. The belief in state socialism, the belief in the nationalization of the means of production, distribution, and exchange, the belief in extreme intervention in the market to so skew the market that it has a different outcome completely to what was envisaged by the market’s founders: those ideas have gone, and yet the Left is triumphant in relation to the forces of the old Right in almost all areas of social and cultural policy.

>I think this is the big issue of our time, really. Why the traditional Right associated with Christianity and conservatism in many people’s minds has so utterly failed and has been outmaneuvered by the forces of the center-Left, and effectively neutered and destroyed by them.

How serious is this NHS thing? Are people dying? Nice socialized healthcare, commies.

Yeah but the welsh are fucked in the head and don't matter.

Would have made more sense to leave those areas alone if they could have

Nice bankruptcies and beetus fatty

>that picture
youtube.com/watch?v=uOa-ObWPAKg

>new

>Tuck-shops don't exist anymore in schools, funnily enough.

Yeah cos the kids are on the skag mate

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I mean given the choice between a packet of space raiders and a gram of skag, what would you do?

space raiders or skag?
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How much debt and poor health are you in?

Increase mental health spending to help with your autism

/areJew/ in the 1990s
youtube.com/watch?v=taUqt_E0aOs
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youtube.com/watch?v=taUqt_E0aOs
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Lots. And very much

RANDPOSTER BTFO

who?

What the fuck is skag?

:^(

good man
dirty bastard
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>Nice socialized healthcare

I wish

Part of the reason our IT is so shit is that is all gets shifted out for private contractors

misleading infographic

news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/ontario-school-board-tosses-shakespeare-for-indigenous-writers

I always liked Shakespeare.

It had to happen eventually. The tories will need a big win to take sedgefield

heroin

how do you not know this

You won't. You won't vote SNP because I am telling you what to do, understand?

TINY LITTLE ARMY

I'm not a drug user.

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you havent even seen the film trainspotting?

You should be, legalise monk

If you're in Scotland and don't vote Tory you'll spend the rest of your days looking at a kill-yourself-tier-cuck in the mirror.

Nice security, Ancap

I'm a regular Glastonbury goer.
I'm "Europhobic".
I didn't get tickets for last year.

Thank Hitchens for the pottery.

I'm really happy I have private health insurance. Imagine all the shit you'd catch off the labour supporters in the NHS waiting rooms.

No.

heroin buddy

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>hulldailymail.co.uk/love-tory-councillor-john-fareham-58-marry/story-27781019-detail/story.html

dafuq

Not the enn eighch ess it's like anudda Hillsborough

>Nuke Nit

Did you see Andrew Neil fucking roast the tories yesterday on this?

he brought up the 20k reduction and the only answer was

>M-muh drones
>M-muh advanced future battlefield that doesn't require soldiers

youtube.com/watch?v=QPXtN1QW9uY

Do love a Green party broadcast, even if they are lacking any substance whatsoever.

To be fair its from the sun and probably a load of old bollocks but we are in some serious need for repair

thesun.co.uk/news/3522766/army-chiefs-and-wounded-war-heroes-deliver-damning-letter-to-pm-demanding-she-save-forces-from-cuts/

youtube.com/watch?v=NQQN6eo7GI4

We should bring back privateers to make the army pay for itself.

I didn't see it, do you have a link aha?

>The belief in state socialism, the belief in the nationalization of the means of production, distribution, and exchange, the belief in extreme intervention in the market to so skew the market that it has a different outcome completely to what was envisaged by the market’s founders: those ideas have gone

>'Yankee soldier- he want to shoot some skag. you know he met in Cambodia, but now he can't afford a bag.'

Name me this tune this lyric comes from by the ultimate English band.

So answer the fucking question, who are we all voting for?

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>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
This needs to happen more often, tbqh