Oh SHIIIIIEEEETT!!! IT*S HAPPENING!!!

Oh SHIIIIIEEEETT!!! IT*S HAPPENING!!!

Other urls found in this thread:

money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/windows-exploits-shadow-brokers/index.html?iid=EL
haaretz.com/world-news/1.590780
wired.com/2012/04/shady-companies-nsa/
investmentwatchblog.com/israeli-involvement-in-nsa-spying-shady-companies-with-ties-to-israel-wiretap-for-us-for-the-nsa/
networkappers.com/tools/open-port-checker
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

beady eyed anglo

Beady eyed virus

lol wut

Excellent

skynet is rising, he now gets capital to build his automated robot factories

You could have prevented this

you think robots would kill all jews since jews are automatons and they would be competition?

It's too late.

CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM IF THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT

PLEASE BE REAL

Its real

we hackerz now?

its not us

The anglo angle isn't real though ;-;

...

Who is that in the mask

It's real man

LOL. ISIS is just a bunch stup...

Let's go for a ride boys

It's me

THE FIRE RISES

Oh then whats to get excited about?

Amazing.

LOOK AT ME.....
WE THE HACKORZ NAO

THE ETERNAL ANGLO STRIKES AGAIN

I don't know why, but this whole thing ransomware thing makes me want to fap.

Guys i just payed 3 bitcoins to get my pc back, super sick!

>hackers visit Sup Forums

Does anyone relevant not browse Sup Forums nowadays?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PAY DEBNTS, KRAUTS!!!!!

It's photoshop retards

beady meme is not real

If this keeps up you fuckers do realize it's how (((they))) can cripple and collapse the economy right

ARYAN BLÖD

just what we needed.

>name the file "BBC.mov"

>infect all of Germany overnight

it's real though. proof

Proper happening then tbqh

Thanks bitcoin. This is a small spread of a standard virus. It worked because people paid these guys on their computers or something something. Or it hid its bitcoin affiliation? Why am I reading that these two things are related? Nothing is happening

This is what you get for using (((microsoft products))) and not listening to Stallman-sama.

I don't know why, but this post makes me want to fap.

Fake this is clearly shooped

probably

AHHH THE ETERNAL ANGLO IS OUT FOR HANS BLOOD !!!!!!!

>varg
>milo
>sweden

aahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

Just look what Russian hackers did now!

>dude IOT with out of date software, retarded users and poor security lmao

pol is getting too powerful

So. Somebody makes bitcoin. Does this virus. And bitcoins are worth inflated price. So we all do what now and cash in? Why would anybody do this?

Its not.

Germany will handle that, like they handle everything. Don't fix computers, ban BTC.

im scared i dont wanna have to spend my neetbux to save my porn collection and meme folders

Do you know the term ransom? The virus encrypts your data (make u r filz non unreaderable) and requests you send bitcoin to his wallet so you receive a decryption key (unmake u r filz non unreaderable) unless of course its an e laboratory ruse

guys

today is a great day

a very great day

imma make soooo much money off of the fallout of this shit oh maaaai gaaaawd

>socialized medicine
>society dependent on mass transportation

>both get hacked

>people realize how much the govt owns them

>live like cattle

Its like they've gone to their feeding station and saw no food for the first time.

TOP KEK

I wonder if that taskbar is clickable. Save money and just move the annoying pop up off the screen. Too bad nobody pirates anymore, could get cheap fixes

AND WHILE THE H1BTFO!

fuck yes the NSA's fuckup is making IT great again

Indebted and fat

money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/windows-exploits-shadow-brokers/index.html?iid=EL

oy vey who could be behind this?

haaretz.com/world-news/1.590780


wired.com/2012/04/shady-companies-nsa/

investmentwatchblog.com/israeli-involvement-in-nsa-spying-shady-companies-with-ties-to-israel-wiretap-for-us-for-the-nsa/


has it been confirmed if Israel is one of the 99 countries yet?

>Deutsche Bank next
Literally all that's needed for bye bye EU.

It encrypts all of your files nigga

how so?

das stimmt

is that mosley?

You in gold? I'm in gold kekekekekekek

>train schedule visible in background
K

I wish a nigger would but frankly I doubt this will go on for that long. However, given this is rather lovely, I do hope they manage to pull an all-nighter and freeze pretty much everything.
Anyone have any thoughts or feelings on the subject? Personally I havent got the slightest, I'm just sitting here, watching the first cracks appear.

This is why you never go full digital
Leave mechanical analog systems in place and just have the digitals there on top of them.

anyone got the list of countries or a map?

Cloudfare is shit

CIA psyop to regain control of money markets.
bitcoin was getting to be powerful of a currency.
this will cause countries to ban bitcoin as a currency and essentially will put (((them))) back in control of markets as bitcoin is a threat.

It's gonna be blamed on us. I guarantee it.

This is nothing. It's like a fraction of nothingness. Nobody can stop its spread? I doubt that. It needs bait to spread prolly. Who is engaging with it in higher levels? Prolly nobody

Plausible. I dont like happenings anyways

Could this maybe actually be Britain telling the European that they better fuck off if they know what's good for them?

I am the hacker

ARYAIN BLOOD soon my fellow Anglos.
I can hardly contain myself

yea. looks like russia was the target

This is fucking hilarious.

> GET THE WORD OUT

Russia is gonna fucked tonight. Cause of outdated stolen ms windows. Shit got real.

Im too lazy to check. Is smb one of the spy wares in windows everybody disabled by googling how to do this?

German Trains get hacked, Germany BTFO
>British NHS gets hacke

it needs no bait.
i have no idea how it works because i havent read anything about it.
historially it would scan subnets for vulnerable machines.
exploits them.
drops payload turning machine and all networked machines into zombies.
moves on to next.
you dont need bait when it's based on exploits and not some dumb fucking trojan horse backdoor shit.

...

I don't know why, but these two guys are making me wet.

if anything the hacker is now utterly fucked in the ass

germany will find you in the depths of hell if you downloaded something illegaly from the internet, imagine what they will do to this fucker

>Hacked

This is literally just proof governments need to stop using Windows, it's inexcusable. - t.Stallman

it sais it does.. that doesn't mean it actually does that.

first i would try is booting up in safe mode and see if my files are still intact. if so just download some free or trail version of a malware scanner and run it. with a bit of luck it's gone

Digits dont lie, plz dont hack me senpai

thanks user

>west bank and jerusalem untouced
>rest of israel minor affected

hmmmm

Does nobody have virus protection boot disks anymore or something? It sounds psy oppy because only the bigger computers are affected. They can't do simple fixes like disable smb because muh anti piracy n sheit

The Server Message Block (SMB) Protocol is a network file sharing protocol, and as implemented in Microsoft Windows is known as Microsoft SMB Protocol. The set of message packets that defines a particular version of the protocol is called a dialect. The Common Internet File System (CIFS) Protocol is a dialect of SMB.

you'll need to patch smb or take your chances doing it on your own.
>On the Start menu, point to Settings, and then click Network and Dial-up Connections. ...
>Select the Client for Microsoft Networks check box, and then click Uninstall.
>Follow the uninstall steps.
>Select File and Printer Sharing for Microsoft Networks, and then click Uninstall.
>Follow the uninstall steps.

if youre a government running windows you got what you deserve for being a lazy faggot.

This does remind me of the blacklist though, where germany (or whatever) had to cancel its relations with America, because of some evidence that got the spotlight.
Might actually turn out to be good entertainment if another government is behind it.

>Demanding bitcoins

I thought cryptocurrencey wasn't worth anything :^)

networkappers.com/tools/open-port-checker

check port 445 SMB , it can either be open ( lube up ) or closed ( you are fine )

Im pretty sure ive done this already. And yes they might. But. They like spying in that manner so now they fucked themselves? Everyone will now do this before it spreads. It's not in law that they dont disable it first. It just went against their values. This is a happening that writes its own stoppage

I don't know why, but this pepe makes me want to piss

kek

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR USING MICROSHILL
STALLMAN WAS RIGHT
STALLMAN WAS ALWAYS GNU/RIGHT