Michelle Obama's legacy, besides being the first transgender first lady, was her nasty school lunch program.
Now she is trashing Trump for pausing the school lunch overhaul. Under Michael Obama's program, school lunch waste increased 56% and kids tweeted their unhappiness to him directly--kids were just trashing the food and eating nothing.
As any biological mother would know, it doesn't matter how healthy the food is if the kids don't eat it.
Aaron Wright
It doesn't help that Michael and her life-partner, disgraced ex-president B'shaun Obama, didn't exactly set a positive example with their health decisions.
Jaxon Cox
B'wayne Obama is a known chain-smoker with "a serious, disturbing addiction to fried fowl of all varieties".
Michelle has described his weakness as "basically the same, except [penis]".
Juan Wood
The duo have two adopted daughters, Mi'$sha and Jar-Jar who have shown much more interest in consuming greens. Unfortunately, this only extends to greens that can be dried and smoked.
Daniel Davis
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Alexander Turner
>DAT DAM OBUMMER WON'T MAH KIDS TO EAT HEALTHYY CRAP!!1!1!
Ian Garcia
This is like the Holocaust, only real.
Asher Allen
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Ethan Ortiz
role model
Aaron Evans
Why won't King Nigger and his tranny ape just go the fuck away? The citizens of the United States made it clear they were sick of the monkey business.
Jack Morgan
compare to what other countries get to eat
Juan Barnes
French schools spend $2 per meal, basically double what US schools spend
David Baker
>buying lunch from the school
Anthony Cooper
okay, I'm all for shitting on barry. But honestly, he was president of the U.S.A.
He'd be a damn commie if he never ate any burgers.
Tyler Diaz
this looks tasty af, but it looks a little too composed to be a real school cafeteria style lunch. I don't believe it. This is like the picture of a burger you see on the menu, but then you actually order it and it looks like somebody sat on it and the cheese is halfway off the fucking burger and stuck to the wrapper.
Lucas Collins
This, who here /pack-lunch master race/?
Dominic Jones
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Jaxon Ortiz
I always looked forward to corndog day
Mason Gomez
Not me we had a tacobell/pizza hut and subway at my school we would each eat 3 bean burritos and have farting contests in class, until someone shit their pants
Brayden James
Melanoids really, really hate any kind of fresh vegetable. Everything is brown, sticky, and lumpy like the streets of Calcutta.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Gym Matt Meat
Zachary Baker
>that one British kid that always ate "Jammie Dodgers" and shit
Matthew Ross
what the fuck is that? fish?
Joshua Foster
Assuming you aren't shitposting, how often did people shit their pants and how funny was it?
Elijah Foster
Nothing proper about her - she's as ghetto as they get. And ghetto blacks love to fuck people over, especially people who cannot fight back - and not even for a greater good that might lead to some reflection - they do it because it's fulfilling - they seem to enjoy making people suffer.
Evan Murphy
KEK
Parker Morris
how the fuck is that healthy? Looks like a weight loss meal.
Jonathan Robinson
It looks like they didn't even skin it.
Landon King
School lunches today suck. They sucked before Michelle changed them, they sucked afterwards, and they will suck when they are changed back. I always took lunch from home when I went to school (admittedly years ago). Most of these lunches are for poor kids who have no alternative, so there is no real desire to make them "nice", for lack of a better word.
At least once a week, not a full shit but definitely a shart and undies needed to be changed
Zachary Thomas
On one hand school lunches could be healthier. I did tech work for my local high school every summer as an internship in college, and they had a program where they gave all current students free lunch. Usually adults had to pay but when the High School realized they would have to pay us a stipend for lunch if they didn't feed us we got a free lunch daily
Man, that food just eviserated my body. Like I had lived on "whatever I could scrounge" and college meal halls to that point, but me and my coworker would feel like fucking death half the time from it.
Fast forward to Obama's plan and the food was ok health wise, but holy fuck it was inedible. Furthermore the high school was forced to adopt this healthy plan which called for all sorts of shit they were not prepared to mass produce (Like non-fried fish, rice, ect)
The food quality was second only the the underside of a McDonalds dumpster after that
Jackson Smith
t. No proof
Hudson Garcia
She has a dick, and was the most trashy first lady ever.
Jose Taylor
There's no proof of Russians colluding with Trump but that's not stopping the media
Pizza day, my man. Guess you got mustard to choke that withered whale penis down.
Michael Martin
>No proof dont be a xenophobe, what we have is trans-proof. and if you dont like it then you are a canadian national socialist
David Ramirez
Nah mate, Kit Kats were what you wanted. School dinners were terrible in the UK too, not not Michelle level bad
Connor James
>Like non-fried fish, rice, ect >ect >ectetera Why do Americans not type etc as it's supposed to be?
Aaron Howard
Is that meant to be curry? Casserole?
Leo Rodriguez
My mom was a 'lunch lady' for a short while. Those poor kids, with their free lunches and breakfasts, were oftentimes the only meals these kids got. Parents too busy smoking crack and whatnot. I always wondered what happened on the weekends and summer break. Corn chips I guess.
Daniel Stewart
in 9th and 10th grade this lunch lady used to let me get free Swiss Rolls every single day. She didn't give a fuck, I'd just be like "uhh i forgot my money... can i has swiss rolls pls?" and she gave me a look I now recognize as "sure i don't care, take two imma sneak some myself later". Good memory, it's weird who you remember a decade later.
MONDAY HOTDOGS TUESDAY TACOS WEDNESDAY HAMBURGERS AND CHOCOLATE MILK THURSDAY SLOPPY JOES AND BURRITOS IN A BAG FRIDAY WAS PIZZA DAY THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK. IT ALWAYS CAME WITH SALAD AND A SIDE OF COLD GREEN BEANS
Camden Brooks
I've never seen school lunches before, what the fuck. People in AU's grew up with a lunch box packed at home or a school canteen. I'd be too ashamed to serve this shit to the homeless let alone my children.
Jeremiah Hernandez
Just an abbreviation swedeperson.
Ethan Carter
Just make large batches of chicken and brown rice. How fucking stupid are these people?
Christian Gutierrez
Everyone in the midwest just brought their own packed lunch, and when they were old enough they went and got food during open campus. I never ate a school lunch past kindergarten.
Evan Reed
This looks like bullshit, but it probably vaguely relates to what they're actually served.
It's pretty disgusting. Schools in the US get extremely little funding for their school cafeterias because they're required to charged little for the meals so as to make it more affordable for poor kids. So when schools were required to make 'healthier' meals it led to them only being able to make the meals smaller rather than put anything more appetizing in them.
If they were allowed to charge more for meals then you'd see dramatically better food. But then the poor kids who get their lunches for free would be costing the schools dramatically more.
It mostly comes down to budgets and the fact that poor kids (blacks) pull down the system for everyone.
Alexander Rivera
Central planning.
Kids are fat. Feed them shit. Kids stop eating. Another glorious success for the state!
Brody Cook
what the hell is that
Julian Hernandez
they just lie and posture shamelessly as if their lies are the reality in the hopes that impressionable normie plebs pick up on an emotional level and side with them.
goebbels style propaganda.
Austin King
LOL OP IS TRIGGERED ENOUGH TO MAKE A POST
Carson Peterson
im Canadian and what the fuck is this shit?
[spoiler]looks good[/spoiler]
Jonathan Stewart
Canadians call it "Moquafe". It's a celebratory dish that they serve when their child is circumcised.
Wyatt Jenkins
If she wanted kids to stop getting fat, she should have made this country communist.
Dominic Myers
Puffball surprise.
Henry Fisher
The parents should feed their own children
Jonathan Bailey
looks kinda like a chicken stew with no vegetables. like chicken in a chicken broth/gravy. or chicken and noddles without the noodles.
Gavin Brooks
OH LAWD AQUA BATS ON MUH POL
Justin Hill
These are probably lunches are private/catholic schools or being a school cook is a good job over Europe.
Cafeteria cooks aren't even up to the level of short order cooks at a diner in the USA. They couldn't even make you the shit you get at Denny's or Hooter's. They literally just head up frozen food.
Elijah Kelly
It is
Jaxson Sanders
Nice
Lucas Martinez
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Ryan Martin
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Daniel Rogers
black people
Michael Wright
Korean dessert pizza
Wyatt Butler
Why the fuck don't amerilards just make themselves a fucking lunch before going to school? How hard is it to make a couple sandwiches before heading of to school?
Camden Price
meanwhile, on Planet Hypocrite
Juan Bennett
how we 2 feeds our chirens wen da white devil be keepin us down !
Ryder King
I got a thing sent home with my child from her elementary school, they're now giving summer lunches and breakfasts to kids. You don't need any proof you're a student or even live in the district, you just sign up online.
Angel Myers
Same here. Up until high school we didn't even have a cafeteria but we would get pizza delivered every Friday
Josiah Peterson
you underestimate the laziness and complacency of Americans on welfare
Kayden Clark
If you actually think that that's what Michelle Obama did then hang yourself.
Jonathan Williams
How lazy do you have to be to not want to make a good meal instead of having to eat literal shit of a plastic plate.
Juan Parker
Venezuela send food, our children are dying
Cooper Rogers
Looks good to me
Jackson White
Combine parents who have no time for their children and kids who are lazy or dont care and you get our current lunch program. Something like 90% of kids bought lunches at my school and it was all gross frozen stuff. You think since they have a captive audience they would've used it to cook bulk healthy meals but I guess not.
Ethan Gutierrez
American lazy Why else do you think we have so many health issues
Blake Kelly
I'm 40 and what is this?
We never had such disgusting stuff. But I'm probably just old.
Blake Hall
I really don't get how you guys can call yourself a first world country.
Nathan Anderson
School kids are limited to 12g protein PER WEEK by Obama. Protein restriction is what cults do to make members more open to suggestion.
William Myers
That's about as healthy as you can get for an American though
Jack Hernandez
Isn't that the most healthy thing Americans could do though?
Owen Sanders
Lolwut?
A single yogurt has 4g of fucking protein in it. How do you stay below 12g a week?
Wyatt Hughes
Literally looks like some brands of canned cat food.
Cameron Smith
>Michelle Obama's legacy i thought that 'black widow' dress xir wore to the 08 inauguration was brety cool except they never made good on the symbolism
Aiden Nelson
Because we have enough guns and explosives to prevent others from saying otherwise picture us as a sort of collection of European esque settlements surrounded by violent and savage tribesmen that want to kill us all, however we pay for those tribesmen lest we be called bigots
Charles Cooper
america will stay fat and get fatter.
truth is someone needs to enforce dietary standards among americans because we are becoming big balls of fat, addicted to sugar and oil.
but fucking disgusting obese americans will scream muh freedomzzz and circlejerk about how much of a tyrant transsexual Michelle obama is
Nicholas Brooks
Is this high school or elementary lunch? We got really bad lunches under Clinton/Bush from what I remember. Looked worse than this sometimes.
Nathan Fisher
"disgaced" (according to whom)
Josiah Ross
Not one but TWO tortilla chips? Whew good thing that bottom piece has some missing. Don't want to give the kids a heart attack.