/ptg/ President Trump General - 3D CHESS Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>Putin reacts to comey's firing 5/10/17
youtu.be/9aaKHRwCJ_0
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOOOVEMENT

Trump is just another Koshervative. Get Schmuley's cock out of your mouth and see the truth.

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AWOOOOOOOMENT

>dinner tonight
>pizza, burgers, or tacos

What say you, /ptg/??

BLOWOUT CALENDAR

WEEK 16 OF TRUMP'S REIGN

GET ME PAST THE THUMBNAIL

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MONDAY MAY 8TH
#1. TRUMP BEGINS TRANSFORMATION OF JUDICIARY: archive.is/rLKMZ
#2. TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR TRUMP PINATA: archive.is/jFEPB
#3. ICE NOT BREAKING: archive.is/0YHuy
#4. EPA RAPED: archive.is/NwOF4

TUESDAY MAY 9TH
#1. MUH 17 AGENCIES: archive.is/idcSa
#2. THE CALL THAT SAVED EARTH: archive.is/ugaFp
#3. COMEY FIRED DURING DIVERSITY MEETING: archive.is/aPhn1
#4. H-2B NOT 2 B: archive.is/FvFz7

WEDNESDAY MAY 10TH
#1. COLBERT AUDIENCE CHEERS COMEY FIRING: archive.is/qhlbH
#2. NO SPECIAL PROSECUTOR: archive.is/cOyqL
#3. DELICIOUS HYPOCRISY: archive.is/xfkl0
#4. ...AND DEMS UTTERLY BTFO: archive.is/W2mjt

THURSDAY MAY 11TH
#1. FAKE NARRATIVE DIES ON VINE: archive.is/hzDIv
#2. NEVER FORGET THE 3 MILLION OR SO: archive.is/j2v2p
#3. DON'T DREAM IT'S OVER: archive.is/HMENt
#4. CARTOGRAPHIC: archive.is/FZ3Qr

FRIDAY MAY 12TH
#1. MORE BAD DREAMS: archive.is/4XwYg
#2. BAD HOMBRES UPDATE: archive.is/Pl7Qj
#3. TRUMP THREATENS TO CANCEL PRESS BRIEFINGS: archive.is/2qYk4
#4. TRUMP SOLVES MIDDLE EAST AFTER ONLY 3 MONTHS: archive.is/XxZn7


BONUS:

PAID TO PROTEST: archive.is/XxBIA
HYSTERIA OVER NET NEUTRALITY PROVEN BS: archive.is/FYZs3
YATES BTFO BY EL RATO: archive.is/lRLk9

Just so you know, this analysis was correct. Of all the timelines that included a Trump vs. Hillary Presidency, in only 1.8% of those timelines was Trump victorious. Consider yourselves lucky.

What the fuck are those things and why have I been seeing them fucking everywhere?

DELET

Cut a deal vs a trial he probably would have lost under legions of billionaire lawyers. Even getting a criminal charge to stick is a miracle.

>suspiciously fires and then thugishly threatens the former director of the FBI

What did he mean by this?

All three.

Trump status

[ ] not stumped
[x] stumped

>Think he's about to do it. I tried to save him, /ptg/. I really did.
>trying to save the human refuse on /r9k/
theres nothing you could have done

time to leave reddit.

Awoo, why did you fall for the spinning jew?

DAILY REMINDER
DEMS ARE A WEAK AND TOOTHLESS PARTY

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AWOO~!

>thejewishhotline

*sips tea*

>Djt did pizza hut commerical
>Djt did McDonald commercial
>Djt loves Trump tower's taco bowls
Tough choice

Reddit is down the hallway to the /leftypol/.

Anything important happened today?

burgers

I think he means the spinner thing user

ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER,

ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER

ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER

I gotta eat,niggers

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how about you eat lead

suicide is the biggest red pill i thought?

So I heard Trump only eats TWO SCOOPS? What a LIGHTWEIGHT! Gotta eat big to GET BIG CMON!!

youtube.com/watch?v=7PpPBSFnqHE

Comfy!

Feed from the engergy of the universe, shitlord.

*zips dee*

Fidget Spinner.

My 12 year old nephew taught me all about it just yesterday.

OUT OUT OUT

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I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO HER JELLY ROLLS

comey is not testifying and no special prosecutor
>pic related

DEFEND THIS RIGHT NOW

aboo

>FBI director refuses to testify before Senate intel committee

The Bratva taught Donald well

Any hat shoppers on?

>Remove hegemon
>YES, World PEACE!
Oh sweetie

Yo fags, anything new on the matter of new FBI director?!

I, no bullshit, am a hardcore Trump Supporter. Maga hat bought right after the NH win in the primaries, and a Trump Gen regular since before the Iowa caucus.

But if Jeff Sessions comes for my legal marijuana I am going to be so fucking pissed. I'll still MAGA but Sessions will need to go at that point.

When the comboys smell the dirty CON......
...AMNESTY Don!

what did john mean by that expression?

>125279130
>killing millions of innocent people because what the government has done over the years
You worthless leaf. Yeah we're not perfect but we didn't invent communism, or was the place the Rothschilds were born in.

#impeachNOW

I N F I N I T E
S
C
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O
P
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Me too

You want one on all of them?

I have to overdo everything

Kill yourself you fucking drug-addled degenerate

Do it now

Merrick Garland

stop being a degenerate you fucking burger

what you want hatting senpai

Addict.

I can't and I won't. What the hell was he thinking?

As long as you have less than 22,000 pounds you're fine. Try watching the news conference instead of being a shithead.

Victory Christian Center School's "Trump" rocket will be competing against 100 other schools tomorrow in Virginia. Stay tuned - I will try to find a live stream.

I'm also a two scoop man.
Anymore and you start to lose appreciation for what you're eating.

This...can't possibly be real.

This is Garfield Kart level banter.

NAKEY

He's talking about the spinner
I think

imagine being so bootyblasted at being handed your ass time after time after time that your only defense mechanism was to come write out paragraphs of leftist comments on a Burmese aglet emporium

imagine posting those comments multiple times, with no one responding, in one particular general all day and night for 8+ years

imagine the sheer number of posts made my leafs, Aquafresh, and tanned germans being posted RIGHT NOW because they literally can't stop being humiliated by the 45th President of the United States

I recuse myself from the investigation but I'll support firing the guy doing the investigation

Post more

Told a leaker to stop leaking

unlike this giant squid

I saw it and I know he wasn't coming after the legal marijuana right now, but he has said in the past it's a law and if congress wants to change it they can but he wants to enforce it.

The people telling me to kill myself should smoke a doob and chill out man. I have a full time job above minimum wage and pay for my own health care and HSA savings with no help from the government. I'm not your enemy friends

>world now becomes even more unstable due to the police superpower disappearing and regional powers now go to war
Good fucking job morons.

>degenerate detected

>125279436
>he keeps spamming that one picture
nation.foxnews.com/2017/05/12/biggest-ice-gang-raid-ever-1378-arrests-21-murder-charges-3-dreamers

NO

O N E D A Y Y O U M A Y

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the two ice cream scoops.

Yes!
my posted pic

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Could be knocked up again, are we sure she's not trying to breed a whole litter of downs kids?

MODS

How do we solve the Trump family incest problem?

DELET

Kos, or as some say Kosm.

stop smoking that garbage user

Explain this /ptg/ why is there no pence awoo?

You shouldn't kill yourself but NO DRUGS.

ERECT

>what is power
when us falls the world falls desu and it will get fucking chaotic

>water-on-the-brain-gate

What problem

>implying I want to solve that """problem"""

>125279812
Terrible shoop. You dont even deserve a (you) for that

If you didn't know that it doesn't effect people who don't traffic more than 22,000 lbs of weed, then you are a shithead who didn't watch the news conference.

You got some sauce on that?

Fresh OC

>Fresh OC

Will you DISAVOW!?

its real

>1dayUmay

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