Congratulations on another successful op, Sup Forums

Congratulations on another successful op, Sup Forums.

i know nothing about bitcoin. why are bitcoins allowed to be sent to that account and can it be stopped.

Bitcoins are also untrackable. It's a safe anonymous payment method. That's why i buy my child porn with bitcoins, jk.

I deny any and all knowledge of this incident.

I'm a famous Twitter news reporter, are you confirming this was a 4-Chan operation?

it wasn't us, it was ifunny.com

It was a tumblr operation. You fag.

few years ago my brothers computer had a very amateurish version of this ransomware...it started up from the registry....just did an offline registry edit, deleted the files. gone.

It was 9gag, dont believe that other poster he has a vendetta against ifunny

I've got proof to back that up

It was Eric Bauman, he's the mastermind.

INVEST IN BITCOIN RIGHT NOW!!!

>"Mysterious" virus leaks probably an inside job
>UK elections happening at the same time making it even more suspicious
>Virus spreads and gets out of control, what happens if this thing hits a nuclear facility and fucks with the computers and some nuclear disaster happens
>Russia gets the blame because why the fuck not, we pin the blame on everything these days

>payment is accepted in bitcoin only
You'd think these hackers wouldnt waste their time on that garbage after making a virus.

Too expensive here, i'll use all my money for buying bitcoins but i need to survive and also bitcoins are not used here.

How are people getting this trash?

Fucking CIA niggers I am in warlike monk mode.

>untrackable

i dont think you understand how blockchains work

9gag op. Sup Forums is trying yo stop them.

>what happens if this thing hits a nuclear facility and fucks with the computers
They restore from a nightly backup, retard.

Probably by clicking on emailed links that promise naked celebrities.

It was the Bogdanoffs

How do programs like these work? If you disconnected your PC from the internet, and then changed the clock back to 1997 or something, would it give you more time? Or can it detect that and go from the last known time and estimate off that?

Too late , you are now on interpool list faggot

I hope your nuclear facilities dont have computers that can be infected by a consumer software virus.

Damn right we did it. Here's our ringleader.

People have already died as a result of this.

I know a couple of hospitals who have had to take down their entire IT networks which means their ability to admit and treat people is massively diminished.

They documented it on this stone monument before they buried it a week ago. Google 9gag monument I know the engineer he told me but I didn't realize it would be so big. I think it got out of hand, infected others not just the target machines. It was a joke, supposedly

Are you William LeCuck?

what a fag

Probably from looking at CP. No joke.

>pol trying to pretend it's responsible for something that a foreign government probably did

You know what would be really funny? If this is North Koreas doing, and they're doing it to jumpstart their economy with huge amounts of foreign money.

Damnit i must suicide before they capture me

it was reddit

yes, this is the next epic meme operation from the trolls who brought you Shia Labeouf raids xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD

it was the hive of infamy known as neogaf

yes, trump told us to do it to distract from him about to be getting impeached

>not having external backups of all of your files

People deserve to lose their shit if they don't take precautions.

Confirmed Russian op.

right... Sup Forums did it...

>implying Sup Forums isn't just filled with edgy suburban high schoolers

We found the perp

lol it's exactly what they did in mr robot, dumb fucks using xp still, I could hack that shit

SALUTATIONS. IT IS I, INFAMOUS RUSSIAN HACKER, FOUR CHAN.

Famous fake news guy go suck a dick

hi, I'm the hacker known as Sup Forums

You dumbass. You clicked a link or some shit. NEVER click links ESPECIALLY on Sup Forums. Unless you are sure the link is okay.

>he thinks hes safe anywhere on the internet

Also you can get rid of it without paying. The reason they say don't try is because they don't want you to.

Honestly I have no idea what this even is, someone give me a quick rundown

It was r/anarchy, r/fullcommunism, and r/antifa. These are places on a website called reddit. This is in a way, Reddit's fault. Please report on this so these places can be shut down immediately.

Sup Forums is a board of peace, fuck off

>American education
That being said in a way it's kinda good you don't know. You should only see that message if you fucked up somehow.

Do you really lose your files? Does it spread on emails only? Also, can you remove the virus without fucking up your files?

> ID: eLf0Momq
> neogaf
> eLf

...

Russia did this. I think it was Putin himself that ordered it.

Yes No No

It was myspace.com

It encrypts your files so they are nice and safe from prying eyes.

NIGGA THIS GOT EBAUMSWORLD WROTE ALL OVER IT BAKA NIGGA

How DOES he keep getting away with it?

It was James Comey. Also, if you updated windows recently, you should be good. It's the PC's that haven't had the updates applied that is the problem... Like critical infrastructure that likes to hold off on updates so Microsoft doesn't brick their shit.

So why isn't the inventor identified?

Is this auto when you're infected or does it need a restart to show up?

Can I get a quick rundown on this?

Lots in Russia are infected, it's the perfect cover. Plus Russia makes money.

Lefties hacked the mainframe.

Am I safe?

no it was this man
he is a secret hacker from our hacker website
sooper secret though please dont tell the fbi

>buying porn

what a cuck

It's ransomware that exploits a Windows vulnerability that was supposedly developed from leaked NSA tools.

Russia you might as well go ahead and hack the dozen or so computers in africa just to set em back another century or so

Did they replace the main wifi RAM motherboard code script system with a hacking password-stealing dial-up video card virus trojan?

This is a government op in order to ban cryto currencies and require everybody to use a government issued ID card in order to use the internet.

Mark of the beast

Oн нe мoжeт дepжaть yйти c этим!

It was bush.

We like the same things.

pussy

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>Oh he moxet aepxatb yntn c etnm!

what did he mean by this?

>2017
>interfere in primitive worlds

They made $9,900 from 33 people paying the ransom.

Probably cost the UK tens of millions of pounds and bricked 45,000 computers.

That would be a very shitty program

He can't hold leave with this
Must be some secret Russian hacker pass phrase

>foreign government
>ransomware

Pretty fucking amazing collateral damage on this one.

It was a leaf they aways pull this shit

Fucking. Yes.

Nuclear facilities are on closed networks hence why we/ Israel had to introduce the virus to the Iranian reactors through a ish drive

Are the IT tech just shitty there or something?

A 12 year old can fix it.

EL

>are you confirming this was a 4-Chan operation?
This has all the markings of r_TheDonald. They are republicans, and obviously white extremists by extension.

Looks like the hackers have rerouted our packets through the DMZ in order to drop a trojan worm into our main file directory. Hold on. Running a bypass now.

No! He's pinged my IP and found my subnet location! Dropping countermeasure program! Hold on, I recognize this algorithm. I can disable his firewall and gain access from here!

Almost... there...

Cracking his password now. Running an encryption backdoor exploit virus!

HA! GOTCHA! ENTERING PASSWORD! PASSWORD IS "GODLIKE3"

DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST, SUCKERS!

Anyone ever done some reading on the history of computer viruses? Pretty interesting shit.

Some of the early viruses in the 80s and 90s infected the majority of computers on the internet.

to late boys i screened it and alredy sent to CNN

So how can it keep track of time with no internet connection? It also says if you don't pay within 7 days, everything will be deleted. But then it says in 6 months they will have a "free event' that allows you to decrypt your files for free. So which is it?

Hey, don't point at me. I was just watching hockey, drinking maple syrup, and planning to go on a rip with my buddies eh. Fuck.

I have dealt with ransomware at work. Once all your files are encrypted, how are you going to unencrypt them? Guess the password?

If you know how to do that, you should be making millions somewhere.

BOARD OF PEACE

>in the 80s
>on the internet