How to we curb the obesity epidemic?

How to we curb the obesity epidemic?

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End corn subsidies. It's government welfare that makes corn syrup artificially cheaper than sugar which makes corn syrup an unhealthy common food additive.

PAY FOR THEIR HEALTHCARE

Tell your mum to kill herself.

How much flesh could you harpoon through before it would bleed out

kill all fatties

there is only one solution

AND SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS

is that her vagina?

fat tax

banning porn

She just needs to eat less and exercise more. I recommend a 500 calorie deficit and low volume barbell training.

shut down factory farms

>pic related
>the spirit of feminine beauty
>shes fucking pissssed

A couple more whales like this pop up and im sure she will bless us with some chaos

I recommend a 1200 calorie a day diet and I want her to lose 50 pound by the end of the month.

Ban degenerate drinks like soda and beer.

starve them for about 3 years

Anyone have that webm/gif of the fat lady cleaning herself with a brush? The one with the dog watching?

THICC

You start by shutting down Sup Forums so that you guys will stop sitting around eating cheetos and shitposting all day.

I want to set that entire room on fire.

With curbs

Tax them

How do you even find the time to eat that much?

>kill liberals
It is.

You cant kill degeneracy by taking something away. You have to neck it at the source kid.

less government not more you retard

don't allow them to eat anything but this. Pic related. Chinese dirt farmers were able to survive off of this alone during great famines. These Americans in OP's pic deserve nothing less.

Poison

Be a worthless nigger?

Tax on junk food
Tax deductions for meeting health based critera

isn't his solution hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars in state-paid medical treatment?

>There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing...

>a gold stethoscope
lol

Drug them and use them as ship anchors.

Cut welfare

Tax the obese. Or offer them one time payments to an hero.

Lmfao socialist pieces of shit get the fuck off my Sup Forums

>don't eat your kids

Sign from the Soviet union b4 collapse. You people are fucking idiots especially coming from a kangaroo jack who's country is literally the fattest on earth.

Why are his balls that big?

>too fat to get up
>help Im starving!

So rich!!!

How can you skeleton just not collapse under all that weight?

stop eating food

Refuse all medical treatment to obese people.

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>ifunny watermark
it makes the image 1000x funnier

the desert ones also ate scorpions, and people where breeding pests to collect bounties on them.

I think they would be better lifeboats. You could also suck their fat up and use their skins as parashoots for care packages.

Stalin style: There is no obesity, when you kill all fat people.

they're are not food crazed maniacs, its glandular.

This

Shut the fu..

Honestly, we just stop supporting them. No government funded mobility scooters, no fat-fuck Boogiecare, and we make smaller doors mandatory.


Also we kill them.

the red states tend to have more obesity than the blue states. not even saying it to be a troll, but that's the factual truth. colorado last i checked is the healthiest state, and is by no means a conservative state.

the south has consistently ranked as the most obese, and you can't only blame negroes - whites down there are more obese than those in other states. it's all the fried food and beer consumption. i don't see it stopping so the south is probably always going to have this problem to an extent.

the only healthy red states seem to be the sparsely populated midwestern ones like north dakota, montana, etc. and of course these states seem to inspire a more outdoor oriented lifestyle, which seems to help.

You just PAY and shut up

How the fuck does socialism come into anything i was saying?

>You people are fucking idiots especially coming from a kangaroo jack who's country is literally the fattest on earth.

Why do you think I support both? Junk food should be taxed the same way cigarettes and booze are. Doing that might get people to make better choices or if not we still make revenue from their lack of willpower.

And what's wrong with tax deductions for meeting health criteria?

I give up 2.5% of my income every fucking year for medicare despite being a healthy male who doesn't go to the doctor for anything other than a check up. Being able to drop my medicare contribution to 1.5% or lower for meeting health pre-requisites would be an incentive for people that could be hugely beneficial in reducing the load on public health care and the bloated costs that come with a fat and unhealthy nation.

OP, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEDGE BEFORE YOU GET REKT'D M8

PLEASE, I CAN'T RESIST

God almighty.

Mandatory diets based on their genetic condition, for everyone clinically overweight

So you wanna pay more to keep the fat fucks from eating. Big government loving cock milker.

Cut their healthcare benefits and they'll die off / be forced to work and I guarantee they won't sit around eating all day

Make it so that they don't get benefits for being obese. No welfare, nothing. Or make them go to rehab, it's a food addiction.

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Mmmmm meaty

Sometimes you have those moments of clarity when you realize you're absolutely full of shit and you don't actually care about anyone other than yourself.

horseback riding is a fun hobby you can do to lose weight

>So you wanna pay more to keep the fat fucks from eating.

I'm fine with that. The food should be eaten in moderation anyway.

If fat fucks are gonna gorge themselves might as well take some of that money and put it to use for the country instead of stuffing it all into a corporation's pocket.

That shit is still fucked up.

Nope.

Nopeville.

blow them up with dynamite like we do with beached whales.
more regulation on what can go into foods with a strong focus on economic sustainability so people are forced to either eat healthy or starve and do not have the argument of "i cant afford to eat healthy".

Or at least i do.

Maybe i'm just an asshole.

That shit will fucking kill you

the real problem is the feeders who enable the eaters

Why not build the great southern wall from their huge carcasses like the Spartans? Illegals would think twice about climbing that pungent deteriorating mess

Yep.

feelz gud

does Uruguay only have one ip?

clearly, cardio is not an option for some people

Fat fucks arent paying for their food.
Are you done yet idiot. Theyre not the ones working for that money so why would they care about some tax?

No , i'm mentally ill.

Imagine being so fat that your body can no longer contain it and it begins to turn into butter and leak out of your pores.
I'll bet it's itchy.

You can't overeat if you are not alive.

>Uruguay
more like ur a gay LMFAO

swimming is a great full body workout
plus, you get to show off your gains!

The funny thing is that woman can't walk or work or function. Someone is literally feeding her massive amounts of food to maintain that. Stop feeding her

Also kill it with fire

Really? What do you have?

THE ELUSIVE NIGGER HIPPO

TAKE THE SHOT!!!!!!

We could use them as butter machines good job user.

>Line them up outside your locally bakery
>swipe your toast like a credit card in between ass cheeks
>wallah you've got your fresh toast and boogy jam

>Also kill it with fire
atomic levels of heat will come from that

>Fat fucks arent paying for their food.

Yes, they are.

You come off like a 300lbs cry baby who is afraid to pay 25 cents more for your sugar water.

Kill yourself, you fat fuck. You are a burden.

MORE TRAIN CONDUCTORS

water fasting

More like i will kill you and everyone you ever met if you ever laugh at me again.

You can just hear her saying "Who gon pay fo my helfcare?"

By letting civilization rot until it breaks from beneath them.

wtf

>How to we curb the obesity epidemic?

You don't...Murican obesity is entertaining as hell...

youtu.be/KKDPFzlAfbw

Over a nice plate of spaghetti, might be kind of nice. Kinda salty.

This. These people can't fucking move, they're not chasing down the food.

You're the one trying to get people to pay more for their food because other people cant control themselves.

>logic is flawed so turned to an implicating insult .

You are a fucking clown, you're not edgy so stop trying, close minded fuck why are you even speaking? Just to watch yourself type?

Bok Choy for fatties!

How do these people get so much food, who is paying for it, it must costs thousands each month. Makes no sense considering most of them don't even have jobs.

We should consider imprisonment therapy. Lock them in a cage and provide them 1500 calories daily as well as a gallon of water. Let them out after a year. You could charge $50k or some crazy shit, guaranteed to work!

Narcissism. I'm sure it's a real illness.

This (((guy))) has a whole channel dedicated to it youtube.com/user/samvaknin/featured

I fit the criteria.