He doesn't live in Texas

>He doesn't live in Texas
Explain you'reselves faggots

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I don't have a sexual infatuation with my sister
I don't have a sexual infatuation with monster trucks
I don't have a sexual infatuation with my lover getting double teamed by niggers
I don't think every living organism is below me

That's why I don't live in Texas.

Only a texan would make a post like this lmao

I'm not hispanic.

Mesquite here.

Who else /best state in the union/ here?

Aren't you and California the only states that don't have a majority of whites. Even Alabama is better your shithole.

>thinks Texas is Alabama or Mississippi

Wrong state, moron.

>He brags about being surrounded by mexicans.

Best upcoming country*

I already live in the best state, Florida.

Ah no, it's Alabama or Mississippi, but more pretentious and in denial. Basically, take the worst part of the most conservative state and the worst part of the most liberal state, and mix them together in this shit-infested mush. Voila, you have Texas. Enjoy going democrat in 2020.

Too hot, I like the cold I moved up north for that reason alone..

Only correct answer ITT.

>Believing a conspiracy
That proposition got denied by the courts and not even salty libshits care anymore. Nice try, though.

dont you guys usually say "fuck of we're full" though, now you want us in?

This user gets it.

would rather live in hell dude, fuck your weather

grew up there.

I don't have a sexual infatuation with concrete
I don't have a sexual infatuation with strip malls
I don't have a sexual infatuation with commuting for 2 hours
I don't have a sexual infatuation with paying $300 a month in tolls
I don't have a sexual infatuation with McMansions
I don't have a sexual infatuation with shitty tacos

I grew up in New York and now it's too expensive to leave

too fucking hot, a true hwhite man's home is in the north

>He thinks every town in Texas is filled with hispanics

Weak-willed non-Floridian detected. Our weather is beautiful year round, it sometimes gets too hot for the weak but that's how we maintain a stable population. That and feeding tourists to the gators, but we don't talk about that.

The weather is literally the worst part about it though.

spent my teens and early 20s there.

only place that has better bbq then Texas.

I can't escape Texas

I live in central PA and I hate it here. Moving to Alaska or Montana soon, hopefully.

AZ > TX

Same amount of Mexicans, but less queers

I do and I hate it here
Inb4 accusations of me being Californian

Anyone who likes living here isn't anywhere near a city like i have to. and if the choice is living in rural Midwest/northwest or rural Texas put me where it's not hot as fuck and full of mosquitos all year round

I am a nonwhite and another nonwhite means LONE STAR will be.muddied more

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

FL > 49 states

yeah and the north pole is too cold for the weak and mars doesnt have enough air for the weak, any faggot can say that shit. id rather live in michigan thank you

I live in Tennessee, so you're welcome. Remember the Alamo?

I can relocate to literally ANY state later this year.
Where should I go?

>muggy
>flat
>full of mosquitos and swampland
>shit tons of drugs and degeneracy

nah you can have it

This posh elitism is only befitting of Reddit and progressives on Sup Forums

I live in this wasteland of orange-brown sour faced goblin midgets. I hate it. The white people who live here are great and muh gun laws and all, but nothing is worth living around all these mexicans in this ungodly heat.

Not Indiana

That's true but so are you. Lose the trip nigger

I live here, but i wish less people did. Especially brown "People". I want to have less of them

Northern Midwest or northern New England.

Pennsylvania has some great 3rd world roads

>He doesn't live in Texas

>He doesn't live a stone's throw away from beaner land where hordes of beaners cross the border every single fucking day illegally and flood into Texan towns.

>He realizes Texans are worthless pieces of shit that do nothing to secure our border.

You guys can rot in hell yourselves.

I've been eyeing Idaho . seems like a good state to start a family.

Grove niggers gonna ruin that place for good, better get out while u can bro

I am neither a steer nor a queer

>That's why I don't live in Texas.
good please don't tia

I'm too white for tejas

>Using a trip on a board that uses IDs
Sweet mother of shit, actually neck yourself.

Just don't come begging for a home when Florida is the last state with gun rights and freedom of speech. We'll send you over to Cuba.

sup

I was raised on the coast of Oregon since I was two, anything over 70° is hot to me.

Lets face it Texas will be as bad as Mexico in about 30 years... It's time to move north white bros... this state is lost... Montana is my next destination... then it's cucknada if they get their shit together

Im the same way and I've never gone north of the mason Dixon line

My genes aren't meant for this climate

they can TRY and take mine if they want

You must be proud of your legal beastiality

well if the majority of climate scientists are right you'll be underwater in 50 years

i think alaska would be the perfect balance what do you dweebs think

f l o r i d a

>first state with underwater city
>submarine cars
>shark/gator army defending our glorious land of flowers
Stay mad, gator haters.

>dallas

The poor non-Floridians ITT
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You will still fit in, texas has a big muslim population:^)

checked
Many such cases. Sad!

You have more Jews than we have Muslims.

I want to go outside and not die to heat or fireants
>sandiego county

...

>Texas
>you'reselves
You have to go back

This senpai. Slocala reporting for duty

Same. I'd like to move to northern Idaho. Land is really cheap and it's all white.

how the fuck is that posh elitism, you fucking nigger? He's just a lyin' fucking dirtbag.

y'all'd've

Fuck you faggot, this Mexican makes all the woman's in your family scream with joy. Fucking needle dick

Alachua county reporting.
ACR my dude

I'm starting to think that Florida is like far North Queensland, but with more niggers crime, shitty fishing and more fuckheads. Basically like going home

NC is bad goy the state.

I'm from Cali but visiting Texas rn. If it wasn't for the humidity I'd definitely move here. I love Texas. Headed to a gun range tomorrow, looking to rent some with the fun switch on them, can't have those in commiefornia...

The same state that let trannys in the bathroom because muh niggerball tournaments?

Texas is full of faggots.

>Same amount of mexicans as california
>uglier architecture falling apart and unkept look to the dirty streets
>ugly beaches that no one goes to as compared to perfect beaches in california
>more guns but you can still have guns in california
>shitty hot desert weather as compared to breezy and sunny in california
>the only food is textmex and burgers, in california we have diversity of asian food to indian and everything in between

no thanks

I live in AZ.

how is it?

Kind of. We're about to go fully Johnny Reb, though

Galveston, Austin, North Dallas reporting. Fuck the rest of the US except Montana, Florida, maybe new Mexico.

Where in Florida should I live user?

I've heard the north is great but the south (miami downwards) gets pretty shitty for conservatives and whites (and especially those who are both like me).

New York is better than any of Texas.

>sallad

>the only food is textmex and burgers, in california we have diversity of asian food to indian and everything in between

Your crazy user.
>what is houston

I've never been there, but you should visit Florida. The FLAUS alliance will one day rule the galaxies.

North central is the best, anywhere on the coast is nice. Florida has a large rural population too and living out in the country with a yuge property and gun rights, and the stand your ground law, which gives you the basic human right of shooting a threat to your life or your family.

FUCKING BASED AF

>Texshit is literally majority hispanic now

American education, everyone

>He doesn't live in or near Austin

Good, honestly. I would rather someone live in dipshit Iowa than live that close to a trashbed. Not even wished on my worst enemies.

The biggest retards are in Texas though.

But I do live in Texas.

What state are you in?

I like having good drinking water that didn't have to come from a bottle.