Dad, meet my boyfriend Chong Lee

>Dad, meet my boyfriend Chong Lee.

What do?

You leafs just really know how to make someone cringe.

we're not your dad, ching chong leaf!

>united fan
senpai get this fucking ham roll out of here blud

Lol I love my ameribrethren

dig two holes in my woods

>flag
*Dads

kill my son then kill myself

Tell Chong to keep his Cheech in the holster

"Donald, crank the notch up to 10,000,000 Volts"

FAGS

He said he was Chong Lee, not Kira, you idiot.

You could do better, daughter.

Try to wrap my head around having a son of that age when I just turned 19 last month.

Does Chong Lee do his part to MAKE CHINA ECONOMY STRONG?

>*hint hint nudge nudge dad*
>pic related
>ahh.. yes, i understand what I must do son..
>Chong Lee, would you like to see our barn?
>"O yes rery much sir"
>follow me..
>Walk down to the barn in the backyard
>Open the doors and kindly gesture for him to walk in first
>"Ooo rery interrestring"
>suddenly shut the doors behind him and lock them
>"O wat dur hell"
>I press a button on the wall of the barn and 2 hidden doors open from underneath Chong Lee
>he falls into an emu pit and they all maul him to death
>the end

>HERRROOOOO CHONG LEE! WELCOME TO AHH MERR I CAAAAH. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
>continue like this until he refuses to step foot inside my home

Force him to suck my dick in order to prove his loyalty to my family.

My uncle did this back in the 70s, my grandpa kicked him out of the house right then and they didn't speak for over a decade until grandpa was on his deathbed.

L-Liverpool..?

Show Chong Lee the way out.

>it's time for you goys to start paying rent
>*unzips dick*

Normally I would electrocute you but damn you two are cute together.

Whip out my dick and get a double blow job of course.

Son, Chong Lee is not welcome in our house.

If you want to date an Asian dude it's gonna be sunshine I approve of. I want to introduce you to your new boyfriend, Chong Li.

Pic related, son. I just want what is best for you.

>tfw asian
>tfw no blonde aryan bf

My phone changed someone to sunshine what the fuck