Why haven't you done your part and donated sparm, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you done your part and donated sparm, Sup Forums?

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>leaker user
quality country

Damn I've been rumbled from a different thread

I have. Currently have 3 kids.

i thought it was a semen joke

You need to be a Mega-Chad to have your sperm accepted, keep a strict routine of nofap and nosex and in the end it only pays like $300 a month

How's the whole experience been for you?

Ha

>tfw expected greentext of leaker anons misadventures with "sperm donation"
>tfw the stories never come

because I know that if I were to donate sperm, at some point in the next decade or so, the Supreme Court would rule that I have full parental obligations, child support, etc. and that will be followed shortly by a teenage version of me knocking on my door and demanding money for college.

That sounds pretty good desu. How Chad do you have to be, what are the minimum requirements?

Postan catfish man to make up for it

300 a month is not bad for the time it would take

10 out of 10 this right here.

Wtf

Tall, handsome, genius IQ, no history of family mental illness, college degree or working towards one. Basically perfect.

Not really much to say. You have to take a lot of different tests and then you donate the sperm (assuming you're accepted)...

I did it because I want my genes to live on (they are good genes), but I don't like kids.

>5'11
Fug, I was so close.

The process in the UK

>Get screened online
>Get screened in person (sperm count/check)
>Get screened in person again (medical history + family medical history, STI check)
>Mandatory counseling
>Receive first payment (a measly £25)
>You must now donate sperm once a week for 6 months (20-30 total donations)
>Sperm samples are held in quarantine for 6 months
>After 6 months there's an additional screening
>If you pass everything, you will now be paid, £10 per visit

So, a year long process and you make around £300 (Minus travel expenses, and you wouldn't have to be far away here for it to be higher than that transport in the UK is a joke)

>sauce
semovo.co.uk/how-it-works

This seems to be the only reason to do it at all, there's a negative financial incentive and it takes up a whole lot of time.

I have and will continue

trilingual, high IQ, Tall Handsome and people are fighting for my jizz

> trilingual

Funny how europoors think this makes them smart when Africans know more languages on average. Diversity is not a strength hans.

nobody wants it

knowing how to say 'ficki ficki' in another language doesn't qualify you as a speaker

making click sounds and uga booga isn't a language you dumb nigger

no one sane would want to have offsping with your pathetic monkey faced shitskin genes

you are pathetic

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Know what, you're right. But how do I ensure my sperm goes to a white woman?

let me donate spam

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hehehe

now get the fuck out of this thread you pathetic prehistoric relic of simpler times

white man is spreading his seed in this thread


>lmao even some nigger apes used my seed and are raising my half nigger kids in Köln

doesn't matter, I know for a fact that some ethnics used my seed

you are literally bleaching their shitty genes

But I have (100% pure rare Mediterranean violet eyes with dirty blonde hair)
Don't be jelly we all be equal in god eye

>So many racist posts by this id.
We created civilisation you barbarians ( i am pure southern European)

sounds more like you got some kind of a shit poisoning because you animals shit on the street and inhale the fumes

you created nothing you subhuman shit, entire mediteraining region was replaced by subhuman shitskins that breed like insects and are dumb as hay

6 inches away is not that close, little buddy

Because I have bad genes that I do not wish upon another innocent being.

>because I know that if I were to donate sperm, at some point in the next decade or so, the Supreme Court would rule that I have full parental obligations, child support, etc. and that will be followed shortly by a teenage version of me knocking on my door and demanding money for college.
Also, this.

I am the last of few pure Mediterranean remaining.
Philosophy comes naturally to me just

Because I'm a blond haired, blue eyed, manlet.

tempting, but the world doesnt need any more half jew mongrels with anger issues running around imo

Robbing children of their fathers is fucking cruel. Sperm banks should only be there for impotent husbands.

POO

I'm surprised most (((countries))) do not have mandatory race mixing sperm for clients to those banks.

>I am the last of few pure Mediterranean remaining.

show a DNA test or gtfo you dumb subhuman

>Philosophy comes naturally to me just

no it doesn;t you only created this phantasm in your mind as a protection mechanism, you inflated shitskin ego just shows that somewhere deep in your limited mind you know the truth about your inferiority and your valuelessness.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE SHIT

How many kids do you have? How old are you?

They should only accept Sperm donation from men
>+6 foot
>+120 IQ
>free of negative genetic defect
>european in ancestry
This should be law.

But why a woman would accept anything less is beyond me.
Almost as though they hate their children.

I talked with one of my doctors about this,

they never accept nonwhite sperm because they never meet the IQ requirements and educational ones

also there is no DEMAND for it, (when he said that I replied BECAUSE THEY BREED LIKE ANIMALS ALREADY) he agreed and we both laughed

I wouldn't because they don't guarantee anonymity, or they'll change the law later and some teenage sprog you never knew will turn up wanting to be part of your family while completely derailing yours.

>This should be law.
What about the free market of sperm, user?

Also, why do you still talk about european and stuff, you're not white.

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I've been doing it weekly 1-2 times for little more then 3 years

The doctors say I'm one of their best "breeders" with one of the best fertilizing rates

goes with things like no drugs no alcohol and healthy food only

also if your gf wants to fuck but donation is due in 2 days you have to get the dildo out or risk getting blueballs

I don't because I don't want my superior genetics raised by faggots and the likes. My wife and I have one kid. We'll either have more or I'll knock up some young college girl and have her sign over custody.

how many babies have your sperm resulted in?

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never gave specific numbers

but they all love me and treat me like jesus and with all the compliments and statements about the satisfaction I think A LOT

also I have option ticked that Europeans countries can request my fun-cream

so it's really easy if you're the kind they are looking for

you just gotta be a straight edge motherfucker that gets off on spreading his seed

Because I believe that it's immoral for me to create a child and not have any part in his or her life.

Every child deserves to have his or her biological father in his life.

that's why America is 40% shitskin good job on you moral high horse you fucking faggot

So I can get my anonymity removed by some female judge and get to pay child-support for multiples kids I don't even know?
Fuck that.

What is your background since your sperm is so wanted?
- Ethnic german?
- Fit?
- Masters?
- Aristocratic bloodline?
What do the people who need sperm want? And what do you give them?

> people that need sperm can't make it themselves.

I'd rather not spread my seed than let angsty lesbian cunts raise my children.

May as well end my bloodline.

The thought of possibly having a son who'd never know me is fucking unnerving.

THIS IS SRSLY A GOOD IDEA Sup Forums, IF YOU ARE WHITE DONATE TO WHITE COUPLES THAT CAN'T HAVE KIDS SO WE WILL HAVE MORE WHITE BABIES. SHITSKINS AND NIGGERS DON'T EVEN BOTHER WHITE PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT. DO THIS Sup Forums I'M SRSLY.

dude it's not as hard as you think, like 90% get rejected that is true because they are ugly manlets

I have them a Mensa certificate that I could have probably even faked.
Be tall (I'm 6'3) and look good in your profile picture so be photogenic
I'm German-Hungro-Austrian ethnically
dark features (dark tall and handsome isn't a meme for nothing)

also be able to write a good Bio, I lied like a bitch invented some Royal Austro-Hungarian bullshit they wont check anyways, you don't need to be over educated I had 1 bachelor when they accepted me 3 years ago

imo

IQ, height, Multilingualism and looks make me sought after


(bonus I'm a psychopath probably so I'm creating the next 200 ice cold Right Wing Death squad right now)

Fixed that for you.

Over 140 IQ
Good Looking
"White"
5'9"
REJECTED

I want to freeze my sperm actually. You can never know what the future holds.

"dark and handsome" is a weimar kike plot

you should gas it

>mfw my country doesn't have any restrictions on who can donate

I already have two kids that I'm raising, and periodically knock up desperate women who post ads looking for anonymous donors.
Feels amazing.

what about when said desperate women become desperate for money and come after you?

Same fears. I've seen ads online and I'm no stranger to fucking women I've met online. Only one I would have impregnated and we came close but didn't. Probably for the best.

>Every child deserves to have his or her biological father in his life
You never knew my "father" then.
I like donating to women whose men can't deliver.
At least they're raised by someone who wanted them.

You bullshit.
It's not rocket science.
Feed them a plausible line and they swallow it right up.
It's not that different from hooking up.

>White woman: I'm looking for a full aryan blue eyed blond sperm donor
>fucking racist nazi holy shit put her on a watch list

>Native woman: I'm looking for a pure member of the tribe
>so empowering, truly a strong woman standing up for the preservation of her people

I've helped father two children and am talking to a couple at the moment that are trying to conceive. It's not that hard guys. Just go on Craigslist or voyforums.

voy.com/210024/

kek, great read

Born infertile

It's made me so apathetic and I don't even care about the death of the west anymore

I just drink and so drugs now
There's no point contributing to a race I get no reward from

you must have autism if you read all that

you are doing good for the white race my friend

this website is hilarious

>willing to help you conceive. Early 50's, brown hair and eyes, 5'8", 135lbs.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Sounds like you should get sperm from a donor

>be mulat
>donate sperm at least every month
>clinic tells me my sperm is good quality because i dont smoke/drink/do drugs (am athlete)
>"a popular choice among swedish women and couples alike"

Im happy that i am doing my part

>he says while posting on Sup Forums
OF COURSE

I donate sperm into white women on a regular basis.

Good Lord in Heaven, this is hilarious.
>Be the World's First Woman to Conceive With Sperm Delivered by Drone

voy.com/210024/66647.html

>Is yo abel to deliver black sperm wit dat ? We is not far from ny an can leave my window open

my sides

Because feminists will probably change the rules sometime in the future and then I'll have to pay child support.

I just messaged a woman. Will post results in apx. 9 months.

nice job, you created 3 single mothers.

your kids are gonna become thugs and prostitutes.

They won't let me donate because I've fucked men.

because i have gay AIDS

I donated sum 2 ur mum last nite m8

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I was a sperm donor for 3 years. I signed some forms to send my stuff over to the UK and Australia. They said most donors only get a single 6 month contract, and a few get to 1 year.

It's called:

Eutelegenisis

Eugenics through artificial insemination.

It's morally wrong.

what if they give your sperm to an abo?

You can specify who and who cannot get your sperm. Not a specific person, just general stuff you want to specify