Brit/pol/ - Cheeky Corbyn Edition

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

>Tim Farron makes pledge for UK to take 50,000 more Syrian refugees at a cost of £4.3billion
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/11/tim-farron-lib-dems-pledge-uk-take-50000-more-syrian-refugees

>Tory election fraud:CPS are not prosecuting.
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/tories-won-t-be-prosecuted-election-fraud-left-should-keep-their-chins
archive.is/UZMU6

>Labour trio expelled from party for their part in Hunt dethroing plot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4490120/Labour-trio-expelled-plot-unseat-Jeremy-Hunt.html
archive.is/3MhSD

>BBC cameraman 'run over by car carrying Jeremy Corbyn'
standard.co.uk/news/politics/bbc-cameraman-run-over-by-car-carrying-jeremy-corbyn-ahead-of-labour-manifesto-signing-a3536416.html

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People don't deserve free tuition for their trash heap uni courses.

/deadgirls/

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Bad timing

Sad pepe

Serious Sup Forums lag

>namefag thread

Yeah nah

>Boris warns of Russian interference in the UK election as he suggests Putin would 'rejoice' if Corbyn wins

IT'S DAH RUSSIANS!

fuck

THICC HITCHENS

Taking ages for me to post

corbyn will win

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It is my right as a middle class womyn to levy the extortionate cost of further education in the social """""sciences""""" onto the British taxpayer.

I would object less to tuition being retro-actively scrapped for graduates with at least a 2:1 in STEM subjects - so that they pay the fees via government loans, but these are then wiped upon graduation in industries in which there is a shortage of domestic labour.

It's clearly the Kremlin in conjunction with Brussels, bloody foreigners. Trying to undermine British politics when that's the Tories' job.

>not voting for based jezza

>be me
>inspired by peter hitchens
>youtube.com/watch?v=GMx7TOuI__Y
>in wetherspoons for lunch with 2 other lads
>one of the waitresses is pretty fit
>they tell me to talk to her because they think its funny because im kinda what youd expect a tripfag to look like (not fat)
>she walks past

>excuse me *blocks her path*
>into my heart an air that kills, from yon the far country blows.
>her: oh hehe smiles awkwardly
>me: continuing wiht the poem
>what are those blue remembered hills, what spires what farma are those?
>at this point shes walking away but keeps turning her head because i keep doing the poem. Shes pretty keen to fuck off
>it is the land of lost content i see it shining in plain!
>shes too far away now, i give up

What the fuck is this thing?

I did it hoping it qould be a funnier reaction because i wanted a greentext story but pretty lame actually. The other 2 cunts thought it was hillarious though

> Phase 1 HS2 route map

Honestly lads this "eternal" argument really does have some merit.

Sooner Russia get him the better.

Mr Blobby. National icon.

youtube.com/watch?v=NngdWbvpztk

>you will never find a qt who can appreciate a good M O R A L poem.

>replying to a namefag
>being a namefag

>Brexit has wounded our country
>our
fucking whore

>It's a 'Sup Forums cucks for neoliberalism again' thread.

How much of a child do you have to be to watch football over the age of 13? What kind of full grown man in his 40s chants football songs and is so passionate about something so inconsequential and pointless?

t. Someone who took GCSE dance and got bullied for being gay

A grown man with friends.

>we won

Yeah, and? Fight me ya cunt.

Kek
>we
Good bant desu

meet outside penrith maccas

ill glass ya cunt

is that a modified boy-love symbol on the bottom right of the OP image?

>lives near 'Emu Heights'

No wonder you're such a bird.

It's known that Soros had been funding some social organisations in Russia. I don't know whether he does it know.

I'd been working in an organisation which was funded by USAID, Putin forbade them in Russia several years ago.

I think it's unfair to make that argument towards the football teams of the past - where they represented their towns and areas and were composed of men whose family had lived in the area for generations. For a lot of the older fans still alive today, that's where their passion came from.

What football is today is a completely different issue, though, and how anyone can seriously support a group of mercenaries who have no attachment to the club other than their paycheck, cannot even largely speak the language of the country they play in and increasingly hail from "diverse" backgrounds is beyond me. All the while paying thousands of pounds for the privilege of being treated as a quasi-criminal who at any moment will start a Hillsborough-esque crush purely for fun - and then who risks being criminally charged for saying the word 'Yid'.

One look the audience and demographic of ArsenalFanTv is enough to put you off for life. Football is dead.

how much of a child do you have to be to blogpost on a Bhutanese cartoon chatroom?

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack

ARE EN HAITCH ESS IS UNDER ATTACK BY THOSE RUSSIAN HACKERS

No I just have an education. Seriously, are you emotionally stunted or something? You'd have to take a long hard look in the mirror if you're the sort of man who dedicates his free time to watching 22 millionaire faggots kick a ball around a pitch, and get excited when the same 3 or 4 teams win a trophy each year, recycled for the past 25 fucking years.

Do something productive you shitcunt

>I'd been working in an organisation which was funded by USAID
I hope you weren't doing anything faggy.

Actually the attacks are global and Russia is apparently the worst hit.

So what the fuck happened? Not suspicious? How does a 20 year old die alone and it's not suspicious?

She looks a bit off, too much eye makeup, was it suicide?

I dont watch football much anymore

These days i spend all day supporting a political party which i have nothing in common with and namefagging on a chinese imageboard

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Why is HS2 so expensive? Why is it such a clusterfuck?

I'd love for someone to explain to me how a dry cleaners could be exclusive.

You are posting on Sup Forums about other people doing pointless /unproductive shit. I hope the irony of your opinion isn't lost on you.

that's what Putin wants you to think

only one in town?

They made independent assessment of usability of the state websites using the open methods. I worked as a software engineer, we made a tool they used to estimate websites and store and publish results of the estimation.

>big scary virus
>havent backed up my memes
>i Have 2000 rare pepes
>all my oc memes
Pray for foxes memes

I honestly have no idea.

I just let my shit dry hanging up in my kitchen.

Cool. I do programming in C in my spare time and I'd like to get a job in software.

I just got back from nightshift m8. I'm going to bed, gonna wake up, trash the koreans on SC2, watch better call Saul because I'm a normie like that, hit the town and fuck a dink hooker I'm seeing, end up at the casino at 4am smashed out of my face. Back to work on Wednesday.

Because the conservatives are in charge and people still trust them with the economy for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=e1l1XGiXgo0

Going for that student vote!

Hey guys, excited to announce myself as the latest tripfriend here in brit/pol/

Please give me replies and attention!

Regards,

Based Tripfriend

>An Ebola epidemic has been declared in the Democratic Republic of Congo with three people confirmed dead, the World Health Organisation (WHO) has said.

Ayy Ebola-chan is back.

Hi fellow tripfriend,

I really hope your memes survive.

Regards,

Based Tripfriend

I can't think of any party that should be trusted with the economy.

Tories BTFO

>3 dead
rookie numbers

>muh remain
>muh weed

They're gonna surge so hard

The Tories have never wanted closer ties with Turkey

>Tories
>severe cuts in immigration

The difference is ties with Turkey.

Regards,

Based Tripfriend

>Tories
>severe cuts in immigration

if only that were true, they would probably get 60% of the national vote

That's not even the BNP's logo of the time.

But that's not true.

>Tories cutting immigration
They will just let non-EU migrants flood in to fill the gaps left by EU migrants.
Can't believe some people on brit/pol/ believe they will stick to a target they've ignored the last 6 years.

people trust tories with the economy because they associate them with thatcher, the common conception of thatcher is that she was a maniac but "good on the economy". whether or not that is a fair assessment is another matter, but that is what people think

the only difference between labour and the tories on the economy is that tories are at least perceived as being competent even when they are not, whereas labour dont even have that fig leaf to cover themselves with anymore. in fact the only time labour have won power in the last four decades or so has been when they imitated the tories in almost every way

british people just dont really like smelly far left retards and dont want them running the country

will the mainstream ever admit he was right?

I dunno man, the Based Tories upheld their promise for a referendum

Regards,

Based Tripfriend

gov.uk/government/speeches/pms-speech-in-turkey

kek

The people here that like the Tories are /r/the_donald ledditors who came here a few months ago

youtube.com/watch?v=qxnSPgdGW4s

Douglas Murray sort of did

On the Labour party's manifesto:

>The party wants to renationalise both the railways and the Royal Mail and provide a publicly-owned energy company in every region.
I'm fine with that.
> It advocates large increases in spending on the NHS, on social care and on education ...
Mo money. Always gotta have mo money. This is standard blah. Irrelevant.

>... where it wants to create a National Education Service, to make a new ‘NES’ as central to British life as the NHS is.
Err... this doesn't sound great to me. Schools should be teaching the core academic subjects. Put schools in the hands of leftwing or centrist gubments and they become more like daycare centres.

>And it wants to abolish university tuition fees.
Again, whatever. Not something I care about.

>But it goes into great detail too about a whole range of less central issues, such as the rights of Gipsy, Romany and travelling communities
Oh yeah now I remember why I'll never vote Labour.

telegraph.co.uk/comment/3643823/Enoch-Powells-Rivers-of-Blood-speech.html

And people wonder why brit/pol/ posts general brit culture shit, it simply weirds out the johnny foreigners.

this. i'm only voting tory because i hate socialism and don't want to see corbyn anywhere near government.
once labour are dealt with, we'll see what we can do about the tories next election.

Do you think he voluntarily steps down after Labour gets destroyed?

>Going for that student vote!

worked out so great last time topkek.

>I'll vote for the party that took immigration to its highest ever because I don't like socialism

Hey guys,

I've noticed I haven't received any replies to my posts.

Could you please rectify this by replying to this post, or one of my others.

Kind regards,

Based Tripfriend

>don't want to see corbyn anywhere near government

But you'd rather May be PM? Why?

tuition fees thing is a fucking meme honestly

this is the repayment scheme under the new plan, i only pay about 55/month

If there is one hope for the future it is the Tories shifting towards the right direction. Whine all you like but that is the only thing worth fighting for.

>implying Labour wouldn't take it to even higher levels

> Mr Corbyn has refused to set a target for cutting immigration numbers and, if anything, seems to want to ease immigration rules.

Contrary to what the right-wing press have you believe, immigration is kind of important.

>t. Paki
Also:
>Do something productive
I like who said this whilst browsing Sup Forums, but these grown men all have jobs. I have never seen someone get so salty over this

guy is a cuck

>the tories will turn into nazis any day now just you wait

Nah

>in fact the only time labour have won power in the last four decades or so has been when they imitated the tories in almost every waybritish people just dont really like smelly far left retards and dont want them running the country

This , Britain is a right wing country, even if tories and Blair were centrist, they won by pretending to be on the right

To plug skills gaps, I agree. The current level is ridiculous though.

Tuition fees are necessary to combat meme degrees. There has to be a cost to a degree to push people towards taking degrees that are actually useful.

Oh Shariah May....

thank you, based tripfriend

i do not have the virus at this time
the memes live on

welcome to my blog

Great to be here, The Desert Fox.

Regards,

Based Tripfriend