What is your daily routine Sup Forums?

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>wake up
>take off clothes
>bathe in memes all day
>go to sleep

>wake up
>eat
>browse /pol
>study for majority of the day
>gym
>play some vidya
>shit post
>repeat.

>wake up
>eat
>shit posting
>eat
>workout
>sleep

How do you wake up if you never go back to sleep?

>wake up
>vodka shot 1
>vodka shot 2
>vodka shot 3
>vodka shot 4
>vodka shot 5
>vodka shot 6
>vodka shot ...
>vodka shot 254745745745763457573743
>bed

>wake up at 8
>maid makes breakfast and lunch, cleans the house for 60$ a month
>go to office for 1-2 hours. My father is a partner in the company so I dont have individual responsibilities except for 'learning' and showing up once in a while
>come back home before 1 am
>order vodka, pay him 0.4$ for delivery
>play on my ps4 or dota on pc or browse the interwebs
>At 6, wife comes back from work to nag
>married for an year
>Go out saying I have office work
>Drink in the car
>Come back
>Watch a movie together and go to sleep

>wakeup
>do makeup/brush teeth
>Fix hair
>eat quickly
>work as waitress at restaurant. Be extra friendly for tips.
>Come home, remove makeup, wash face/brush teeth
>browse pol until I fall asleep

I forgot to add that my wife makes dinner

>tfw im totally useless
>i make money from rents of some of the properties that my father owns
>not much to be honest (father is a millionaire and im the sole heir so future is gonna look better

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>wake up
>contemplate suicide
>white noise
>get in bed
>contemplate suicide
>fall asleep listening to folk music

Rinse and repeat

>wake up
>eat
>Sup Forums and Sup Forums
>cry myself to sleep
>sleep

nice try poo in loo fbi proxy

>these people who can sleep at night and wake in the morning
boy dont we have it good

>go to work
>leave work
>work out
>get high
>internet

Why do you drink? I never understood alcoholics

shut the fuck up you batshit fucking idiot nigger.

>wake up some time before 1
>shower
>drive to classes in the afternoon at (((uc)))
>walk around campus and just observe people between classes, workout m/w/f
>come home
>vidya and Sup Forums
>go to sleep when I get bored

It's a nice routine, if not roleplay.

>wake up
>let the pupper out
>make the pupper breakfast
>smoke pot
>drink a red bull
>sit on my front porch
>take the pupper for a walk
>smoke pot
>eat lunch
>sit on my front porch
>shit post
>shit post
>shit post
>smoke pot
>make puppers dinner
>make me dinner
>smoke pot
>sit on my back porch
>start drinking
>drink more
>water the lawn
>smoke pot
>play with puppers
>drink more
>go to bed

Got addicted during the last year of college. I can go without drinking if there are people around and they dont want me or dont approve me of drinking but otherwise I get bored too easily and can't resist. It's like everything seems better with alcohol. But on the flipside, sometimes I feel real miserable and ponder what the hell am I doing with my life, not to mention the hangover the next day if I have too much. Waking up on the same day is even shitty! If I drink in the morning, sleep and wake up in the evening, I feel grumpy as fuck

Not a roleplay but I am 27 and am scared this is going to be me even after a few years. My BMI is at 28 and despite not being really obese, I have trouble even climbing up 3 floors of stairs. I start panting for a couple of min, Probably because I got asthma and smoke a lot. I know I have it better than many others but I wish I could make a productive use of it

link us some folk music

>boil water
>coffee / biscuit / egg
>watch YouTube while eat
>shower
>work from home
>take a walk
>lunch
>work
>one chore per day
>work
>make dinner from scratch
>teevee / movie time
>evening run to coffee shop for tisane
>either work or watch a YouTube lecture
>fall asleep either listening to lecture or audio book of fairy tales

>recently made it a habit to recite The Lord's Prayer before eating

>wake up
>take shit and browse Sup Forums and listverse
>hop in the bath (no I don't shower)
>jerk off
>put clothes on and gather everything I need for work
>Kiss my sleeping gf goodbye (she doesn't work so she sleeps till 2pm everyday
>work for 6 hours until my break
>eat lunch for 15 minutes, take shit for 15 minutes, sleep for 30 minutes
>work another 6 hours
>rush home because I need to be at work in 12 hours
>get high and drink a few drinks
>either watch a movie or play Insurgency or Day of Infamy
>jerk off to Taboo Handjobs
>go to bed depressed

>wearing makeup

>wake up
>coffee, pancakes, turkey bacon and sausage, potatoes eggs
>Watch Styx meme-hammer
>Math on Khan academy
>Rehabilitate shoulder (someday working out again)
>Play drums
>Read
>Meditation
>Bed

More eating and pol/ browsing sprinkled throughout the day.

Can't fix ugly, bro, but you can try

>wake up
>go to work
>leave work
>talk to gf
>cook
>eat
>fuck
>sleep

>never puts the clothes back on
then where do they come from??

HWNDU Jesus told me to stop masturbating.
I have greatly reduced my fapping.
I feel less depressed.
I like to thank Jesus now and again.

there's nothing I hate more than stinky ass indian faggots talking to eachother. I hate niggers. I hate spics. But when I see two fucking windowsill shitters having a conversation I just want to pave over their entire country. I have had ENOUGH

* Abdul and Achmed gang fuck your girlfriend on truck of peace

Worst thing is that male indian friends have hour long conversations with each other on the phone. The even sit in silence when they have nothing to say but still stay on the line. That's like what I used to do with my grade 6 girlfriend

>wake up
>take a shower
>eat something
>buy some cigarettes
>browse Sup Forums
>play videogames
>have dinner
>play videogames
>browse Sup Forums until I fall asleep
>repeat

It's one of those moments when I isolate myself from the outside world. Normally I talk with some girls but I'm not into them at all. Not an MGTOW though.

I want to work but the job opportunities are low atm around here, so I lay back and lurk here most of the time.

You should try weed much better for daily abuse

No, I have a redpilled norwegian girlfriend.

>Cigarettes

>wake up over the course of an hour
>finally gain consciousness
>desperately try to fall asleep again
>fail
>get up at 11
>get some milk and trail mix
>shitpost until 4
>make a sandwich
>shitpost until 9
>go to gym
>go home
>shower
>make a burrito
>watch netflix
>go to sleep
>dream of tfwgf
>repeat

Tried a few times, it gives me a low each time unless combined with alcohol in which case I completely lose it and become non responsive like a corpse.

>wake up\
>shit
>browse Sup Forums
>eat
>shit again
>browse Sup Forums more
>sleep

Cigarettes are pang and a good way to network you pleb. Plus it's a good way to kill yourself while feeling good doing it.

Do you order food from outside?

>Leaf

>wake up 6:30
>wash, eat, dress
>school until 2pm
>eat/ hangout with friends
>get home, study
>watch sports or whatever series i'm on
>sleep

Highschool ending in 2 weeks ;_; I'll miss this routine very much

> wake up at 7 pm
> vidya and shitpost
> work overnight on weekends
> go to sleep around 10AM

Work/sleep/can't wait for weekend to sleep extra few hours

Pretty much my life.

This. Also the relief you get smoking a cig after hours without smoking is something nice.

>indulging an addiction after withholding for hours is gratifying
Wow you don't fucking say, I'll alert the media

>wake up at 9 AM
>go to computer
>work if I have some work (at home freelancer)
>play vidya, watch videos (philosophy, politics, etc), browse Sup Forums
>when it's midnight, I go to sleep

Repeat ad infinitum.

I used to smoke about 10 cigs a day or so. I box now. Smoking and boxing don't mix unfortunately.

the despair you feel is knowing that you are a useless piece of shit that did nothing with the legacy that your father bestowed upon you

At which point do you prep the bull though?

>wake up 5AM
>eat a banana
>go for a 10km jog
>drink water
>laze around for a few hours
>i'm self employed, so I choose my own work times
>at around 9 AM, i lift for about an hour straight
>laze around some more, maybe work a little bit when I feel like it
>read manga, watch anime, shitpost, play some vidya
>at 1 pm I drink a Protein Shake, then take a couple zinc tablets, fish tablets and vitamins
>laze around some more
>at around 6 PM I go to my SO's barber to help out with the cleaning and taking stock and shit
>we go home around 8pm
>sexy time or watch movies or TV until we get tired
>go to sleep
>repeat
On Fridays I only Drink Water until dinner, then I eat a huge as fuck meal. Usually enough to feed an entire family. And get absolutely fucking hammered.

>Wake up
>Boot nix based PC
>Reply to NSA thread

>At which point do you prep the bull though?
I left my wife two years ago.

So I do not have a bull, may that surprise you, Leaf.

>wake up
>consider suicide
>get ready for work
>work
>go home
>eat
>sleep

>checks flag
Kek
Have a (You)

No, my dad buys the groceries and cooks for the night. He got really good at it.

Taking in consideration US media caters to retards I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a national story there.
I know I'm addicted to nicotine. I just don't care

>shower
>get dressed
>make breakfast
>browse pol as I eat
>study
>work out at home
>lunch
>study or vidya
>dinner
>maybe meet friends or watch movie or vidya
>maybe shower before bed
>read in bed
>sleep

>browse pol until I fall asleep

One does not simply browse Sup Forums until you sleep.

>wake
>shit, piss and fap
>shower, dress, groom
>make lunch for work (2 seltzers, 2 greek yogurts, 1 gala apple, 1 cara cara orange, 1 banana, half a slice of buttered toast, red lettuce and spinach salad in caesar dressing with parmesan cheese and homemade croutons)
>drive to work
>work
>drive home (stop and get a burg on the way)
>tend garden
>smoke a bowl
>shit post and fap
>go to sleep
>repeat

Living the dream senpai

>wake up
>go to PT
>go to chow
>do army things
>go to chow
>do army things
>go to chow
>go home
>browse Sup Forums, play vidya, watch anime

I work in a factory 4 days on and 4 days off:

Work Days:
>Wake up at 2:30 P.M.
>Get dressed, eat breakfast and watch TV while getting ready.
>Drive to work and clock in at 5:30 p.m.
>Work until 5:30 a.m.
>Clock out and drive home.
>Take a shower, eat dinner, watch the morning news and pass the fuck out by 8:30 a.m.
>Repeat for the next three days.

1st Off Day:
>Sleep

2nd Off Day:
>Do laundry and run errands.

3rd and 4th Off Day:
>Enjoy life and the fruits of my labor by doing hedonistic degenerate shit all day.

I also sign up for overtime each month so I get called into work up to 2 of my 4 off days whenever the company needs me. Pretty based job desu and the schedule fits really well with my nihilistic ideology.

Get up at 06:30. Earlier if it's summer or late spring (as it is now), because the sun is incredibly strong in the middle of the night and early morning where I live, making it hard to sleep (pic related, 05:00-ish).
Make some oatmeal with lingonberries, toast with eggs and fish roe, and some coffee for breakfast.
Browse news/internet while eating until 06:15 or so.
Bathroom time: Evacuate bowels, shower, shave, brush teeth.
If I don't spend a lot of time in the bathroom I'll just continue browsing the internet doing whatever or I get a head start on the day if I have a lot of work to do, like revising for an exam or some project.
Get dressed at about 07:30 or so.
Walk to class/library/project meeting around 08:00.
I spend the day there doing what I do. If I don't eat out for lunch, it's leftovers at home as my student flat is practically on campus (I live alone, 41 sqm (441 sqft)).
I usually leave campus around 16:30. I go shopping on the way if I don't have any groceries at home.
So I'm home at like 17:00 most days. Sometimes a little bit later. Anyway, I start dinner almost as soon as I get home. I hopefully get to eat around 18:00.
So I cook, eat, do whatever I want to or need to until around 19:00-20:00.
Now it's time to go train. I like lifting heavy weights at least four times per week.
When I get home, I have a protein shake or something and get whatever chores that remain of the day out of the way.
I just crash in front of a movie or my PC until 22:30 when it's time for bed again.
Good night.

So, I have a pretty normal student life I guess. Maybe way more boring than normal, actually. I probably study more than average, but I guess I have to, being in a graduate program for engineering. I don't know. I don't get much time for socializing, but that's fine. On rare occasions I go to the pub on a weekday, or go bowling or something fun with people I know. I hesitate to call them friends, as I really only have a few of those in truth.