>women can't seem to handle the idea that size does matter

>and that slim big-titted chicks are just better

they ahve a pretty good grasp that it does matter as they apply that criteria all the time to dicks

But so many of them are fat now though

How does it feel being an adult virgin? Is your face just super ugly, or are you socially awkward too?

Oh, you plagiarizing motherfucker.

Found the flattie

Of course they do.
If they didn't, they wouldn't spend so much time trying to surpress that fact.

found the woman

disgusting

>confuses knowing with handling

>oy
>vey
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nice try Shlomo Rosenstein

How the fuck did I miss this?

Hi miss roastie would you be so kind as to fetch us some sandwiches the kitchen is right over...there

sorry for poor photoshop

falling for them fake jew tits.
jews sure know how to sell themselves.

Big tits are good ONLY if they have a good shape. That is what makes them attractive, it is a rare trait that implies high maintenance. If you think nasty implants or fat cow tits are attactive you should kill yourself

not uploading the unedited version

Jews
Play stupid games
Jews

My ex had 34 G's which were a ton of fun (she was talking about getting breast reduction...), but I think breasts of all sizes are nice.

>based tits-guy countryman

>he's not a DFC guy

...

we told them bigger is better while looking at ther ass/boobs that they believed it

>OP speaks truth
>gets called virgin

I don't understand.

A tight vagina matters more to me. Women who crave massive cocks only do so because that's the only thing that will touch the sides of their cavernous vaginas

Sorry I like flat chests.
I like their look when I slam my meat across their flatboard

That's why they're lame.

Hey, at least if you have a narrow dick, they might actually entertain the idea of anal...

Do not believe porno: There is such a thing as "too big" and having women NOPE the fuck out because they're afraid your dick is going to hurt fucking sucks.

So ireland not only likes flat ass, but also flat chests.

you were blinded by the giant jug jew

It's no secret the Irish like little boys.

Flat is justice.

that Catholics for you

who are these people quoting?

Fun fact: Most women are roasties to some degree. Innie vaginas are rare. There's nothing wrong with a little bit of natural roastiness. It's another kike genocide tactic to suggest that you should only fuck pussies that look a certain way.

>t. roastie

>mfw this has happened to me 2 times

Such a Canada thing to say

Gynaecologist here, as much as I dislike your phrasing, you are actually correct
It really only seems to be Sup Forums that expects neat anime vaginas, they are fairly fleshy things (source- seeing 5+ different vaginas a day for a few years)

Flat is cute too don't be mad
[spoiler]Do you have a dick?[/spoiler]

tell us more sanpai

Yeah that was the point of this thread you fucking retard

>its a roastie gets upset and no one cares episode

Vaginas are boring as fuck and putting them on a pedestal only fucks you over.
They exhibit variation but are all pretty much the same. Larger labia minora (the flaps) do not indicate anything about vaginal tightness. A tight vagina is a woman who is not sexually stimulated enough. Vaginas are elastic, and 'looseness' will only really be noticeable after childbirth.

>tits
wtf I'm a zionist now

>and 'looseness' will only really be noticeable after childbirth
Wait, pussy cannot completely recover from childbirth?

Mothers tend to be quite a bit looser, which is fine by me.

Nah, the cervix will be different and depending on the type of birth, there may be associated trauma involved. Age also plays a factor, with the vagina looking elasticity after 30. However, bar the immediate months postpartum, the vagina will probably only have a few millimetres of difference (important for insertion of tools or menstrual cups, not that important or noticeable for dicks)

You mean when not aroused or in both aroused and nonaroused state

Both.

take the boob pill

wtf I hate milfs now

if you suck them they win.

sounds gay

THIS
Fucking disgusting on top of smelling like fish and I fucking hate fish
Got caught so many times!

Blinded by the big torpedo titts

FYI: Fish only "smells like fish" if it's not fresh.

Well, pussies past 3 pm are rarely fresh

>women can't seem to handle the idea that size does matter
>and that slim big-titted chicks are just better
fuck off you filthy fucking kikes

If you find vagina disgusting, I have some bad news for you..
Also, the only vaginas that smell like fish usually have a bacterial infection. If it's a matter of hygiene take a shower before sex (your dick probably doesn't smell so great either)

>sounds gay
>THIS
>Fucking disgusting on top of smelling like fish and I fucking hate fish
>Got caught so many times!
>Blinded by the big torpedo titts
>FYI: Fish only "smells like fish" if it's not fresh.
>Well, pussies past 3 pm are rarely fresh
YOU FILTHY FUCKING HEBREWS
PISS OFF AND NEVER COME BACK OUT I WILL HAVE YOU ALL SHOT

If your cock isn't big enough you're not sexually lovable.

Yeah , that's how life works , kids.

>If your cock isn't big enough you're not sexually lovable.
>Yeah , that's how life works , kids.
FUCK OFF RABBI

Or if you know , you're not a beautiful woman.

Whether you have a giant meat rod or a micropenis, you should be able to make her climax with a single finger.