Be me

>be me
>23, no job, no gf
>rich fag family
>dad kicks me out because I jerk off
>and watch "chinese cartoons" all day(he actually said this)
>move to shitty neighbourhood
>start uni
>dont even know how to cook shit, since I was fed by Russian/Filipino maids all my life
>hello_darkness_my_old_friend.flac
>leave next to roach family
>they regularly invite me to eat with them
>mfw their kebabs are so tastie
>im falling for the roach daughter

Guys m-maybe the roaches arent bad after all. They are so hospitable, friendly and smile alot. Maybe they are just cool and their president is the bad guy.

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Jesus christ why didn't you redeem yourself while you were still living at home?

Dad went on autistic rant and kicked me out.
My step mom ist around 33 old and superhot, so he thinks with his cock nowadays.

Well put yourself in his spot maybe? He probably thought you were living on his expense without accomplishing anything

I hope you get your life back on tracks and I hope your dad will let you back into his life... He will be proud of you if you finish uni

Pics of stepmom please

wanna give me some money Hans?! Really could need some atm.

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Since when do Turks randomly invite some random neighbour over for dinner?

>flag
>Austria

You're not fooling me, pinko scum.

He is a beta provider cuck, thats what he is
Dont wanna dox myself, she is pretty famous
Fuck off
I live in gorvement apartment where everybody nows everybody. Poor people are so happy.

>Fuck off

:( ... white people will never help each other out again

>Ahmed
>white
We know your real identity

just admit that you are poor and LARPING

its fine

Brb doxxing this bitch

Shitting on Arabs.

Oh now you outed yourself you stinky Roach.

If you can't learn to make some basic dishes in the free time first year of uni offers. You are a fucking lazy retard.

Im poor. I got cut off.
kek
Believe what you want friendo
Im not lazy Nigel, the cooking is just complicated

stop lying faggot.

OP are you the son of Johann F. Graf?

>Kiced out by his parents for bein an NEET
Well i'm sure they just want to help yo...

>Look at his flag

Fucking ASI.

If there's one nation in Europe that is innately lazy then it's Austrians.

>cooking is just complicated
WTF you just pick up a cookbook and follow the instructions.

I'm not mad at you NEETs, perhaps I'm a bit jealous of your seemingly infinite free time. Such a luxury will only be experienced in death.

Sounds like a comfy life. Be sure to have many qt Roachkids with her

Wait OP are you actually from the Swarovski family? You would fit right into being a son of Markus Langes-Swarovski. His latest spouse is 33 years old and a former model but I can't get any info on his kids.

doubt that guy had kids with 20 or so

hes from 1974 and OP said hes 23 so hes from 1994

ayy lmao

Yeah I just checked it his kids are 9 and 16. Well I have no idea then but I can't find a database with famous people born in 1984 from Austria.

Fillipino diaspora is in innsbruck, this might check out to swarowski.

>and watch "chinese cartoons" all day(he actually said this)

My dad used to ask me why I played the same map on Counter Strike everyday (dust and dust2).

>all it takes is some food and pussy to make u drop the western civilization
kys faggot

Could be the son of a diplomat or something, much higher chance of OP living in Vienna.

heute.at/people/promis/story/16485371

You are the epitome of a failure then. You were rich then fell to poverty out of your own laziness. Those poor people who live amongst you are not your equals, they are your superiors. They would never squander such a lifestyle.

>t. the eternal jew

Just finish uni, get your degree and work happy. The best revenge is to live well and he will watch as hes dying that no one actually cares about him. Dont attend his funeral unless you're successful and can rub it in all his faggot family's faces.

Have fun when they want you to convert to Islam, cuck.

>ID
>dog

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The Turks are being breed out by Austrian NEETS future looks bright for you Ahmed

>christians go door-to-door preaching about Jeesus
>send missionaries to third world countries offering bread and water in exchange for Jeesus
>Mormons have to do this for 2 years before they can into manhood
...
>Islam wants you to convert

where does this meme even come from?

>Maybe they are just cool and their president is the bad guy.
fuck off roach

Come on Sup Forums lend me your autism, we have to unmask OP

Wtf Sup Forums is calling me a dog because I'm from Turkey. That's racist and yes dogs are also haram. I'm offended.

Ha ha! I recognise you

time.com/money/3925308/rich-families-lose-wealth/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter

70% of Rich Families Lose Their Wealth by the Second Generation

good luck weak cuck

oe24.at/leute/oesterreich/Swarovski-heiratet-sein-Model-in-Wattens/68367721
>So kündigt Markus Langes-Swarovski, begehrtester Junggeselle des Landes, im Interview mit Madonna SOCIETY (erscheint am Mittwoch) seine Traumhochzeit an. Der 38-jährige Kristallprinz und Fiona-Cousin, der bereits zweimal vor den Traualtar getreten war – mit derselben Frau: der Deutschen Caroline – heiratet im heimatlichen Wattens das Model Julia Ronacher. Noch diesen Monat, wie der Vater zweier Kinder (Louise, 11, Nicolas, 4) bestätigt.

Well Swarovski doesn't fit.

I'm not a turk, kangaroo shit.

tell him that racemixing goes against God and shall purge in eternal hellfire and Christianity is the only way to free them of the Muslim curse so that I can have a place to escape diversity once and for all.

hes jsut a LARPING autist

his daddy has probably a somewhat well paying job somewhere 6 figures plus and now he thinks hes some kind of special snowflake

Who said Christianity was good? But Islam and Muslims are way worse to me.

...

He will probably leave me a fuckton of assets when he dies. Stay mad.
can confirm the neet life is very addictive. porn, gras and anime all day.
this. Thank you based singerbro

Pureautism.jpg

see thats the only thing i thorozghly despise about islam. dogs are awesome! a religion that labels dogs as unclean is a fucking waste of time. being called a dog might be insulting to inferior societies, whereaa every self respecting individual just shrugs it off.

1. Watch Jordan Peterson videos.
2. Your dad is the real failure here. As the Jews wisely say:

Cf. also "It is a father's duty to teach his son a trade" (Kid. 29a), and "He who does not teach his son a trade teaches him to steal" (ibid.).

>step mom famous and all over tablöids
>still cant find her

and yet im the retard

>6 figures
>Muh 6 million
>6 controlling media companies
is there something that OP needs to tell us right now?

Islam doesn't love anything. Of course they hate dogs too. There are some things they like such as underage girls, killing kaffirs, using women as slaves.

6 million is 7 figures tho

won't he leave it all to your stepmom?

???? WTF===???? I JUST CALLED ERDOGAN THE VAN IOS COMING
we nEED TO RESTRICT THIS SITE TOO

She isn't though. I've checked every famous person born in 1984 or 1983 or we can't draw any connection because your father is a no-name.

How long does it take you to walk to Reumannplatz?

Also
>Stop overthrowing your mind with marijuana

One minute you Israeli seed

Jews revolve around 6's because it was a prophecy that Jews need 6 million Jews to die as punishment for killing Jesus in order to reclaim the holy land, the former turkish empire, as greater israel. It's no coincidence it's dead sands hold such great power.
can someone make a vaporwave of this?
youtube.com/watch?v=y1ktZpSc6HI

>probably leave it to me
that doesn't sound reassuring.

Unfortunatey I cant give you any more clues
not too far. Where I leave is full of non-Austrians
I think he is just teaching me a lesson since he also grew up really poor with his grandparents and thats why he is good at trading

cats are ok tho

Well it's a legit question, how you people don't go crazy playing 1 map over and over?

I like this story

Gee, i wonder who could be behind this post
youtube.com/watch?v=Ls_8jHqTCo8

Your dad is a tool, he's pretty selfish and doesn't care about you. You will never here this in our Jewish community. I come from a rich family and I have been educated and motivated to succeed in life. You westerns blame everything on us. Have fun

Is your stepmom Nina Hartmann?
I know Niavarani has a daughter but nothing about a son. It would explain everything
>dad only thinks with dick
>dad is half iranian
>Nina Hartmann is a model and makes me hart, Mann

nah dude.
just show him your animes.
he will understand and allow you to live in perfect harmony and neetdom with your waifu.
just don't make another disgusting soulless mongrel

In a perfect world

for your troubles, mate

what about the feeling of guilt? is it nothing more than a spook? I've been a neet since I finished my degree (1 year ago) and I cant help but feel like a burden to everyone around me. Women have no interest in me despite being somewhat atractive and /fit/ simply because I have no money and a grim future prospect. All of that makes the enjoyment of my time pretty hard even though I really like what I do (sports, vidya, reading and writing)

Your degree not getting you any money, europoor?

You've exposed yourself.
You are the son of Johann F. Graf
>raised by his grandparents
>built his imperium from scratch, from being a butcher to billionaire
>3 kids, OP most likely his latest

Well I live in the land of 50%+ youth unemployment, had some offers come my way were I'd have to spend more money on gas than I earned with the job. I might end up taking one of them just to get some experience, but it feels like it will make the burden even heavier on my parents.

wew

I guess is because I was spoonfed and babied almost all my life and I had no other feel to compare it to so didnt feel like a burden. Back in my neet days, If I wanted to fuck a 3d woman, I would just go out with richfag friends throw money around and get laid. But towards the end of my neetdom I lost taste for life, and was like a rock. Thats why I was kicked out.

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I get what you're saying. Yeah, brown people are slaves working for dimes on the dollar

Do you exercise?

t. the ever dwindling 15% white america

14% by the time you're done reading this post, enjoy being ruled by our retarded offspring

its the best thing that could ever happen to you to be honest

money is like a fucking brain cancer when you have over a certain amount

you need to learn how to live and how to be happy and then once all that real shit is sorted out you will most likely have some shekels to fall back on or to be able to do some dank shit that you've found out you wanted to do

getting out of the rich kid bubble is the best thing your cuck dad coulda done for you

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I am ectomorph body type
RARE
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But do you exercise?

>Islam doesn't love anything.
A redpilled roach. Rare spotting.

He's got an extremely low battle power, don't even bother

No. Im naturally lean. Dont need to.

Where is your mom?

>>>/Wienerberg/

hey cunt cooking is not complicated, heres a recipe for ya except instead of 3lbs of pork I use 5 lbs of chicken.
bodybuilding.com/fun/docs/2012/easy-pulled-pork.pdf

>not recognizing this russian shill

Does nobody recognize this is the same "austrian" that defends putin all the time? For some reason he is larping as a rich neet right now, mind explaining?

How can you tell?

>spain is not white

keep telling yourself that and enjoy living in a 95% niggrexican country senpai

Attitude, i wanted to call him a fag and that nobody gives a shit but then i realized it was him

I can recommend you to pre-order Fallout V: New Argonia, it will improve your life.

noice flag u cunt

prove you are not lying when you say spain is white