WORLD WIDE VIRUS MAGICALLY SKIPS THE US AND ISRAEL LEAVING THEM COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED

>WORLD WIDE VIRUS MAGICALLY SKIPS THE US AND ISRAEL LEAVING THEM COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED
EXPLAIN YOURSELF AMERICA

>and isreal

well well well

>magically skips private healthcare

>skips US and Israel
It did hit a few US universities didn't it? And I've seen US users on Sup Forums get infected (although probably intentionally to get (you)s but still).

It's really our fault for running our health service on Windows XP

I got it then removed it because I am not retarded

>send $300 worth of bitcoin
You ain't getting shit from me faggots, i only use my computers to shitpost and nathing of value.

This was done by Russia, so the US would be blamed.

Even the hackers knows not the step on the toes of Uncle Sam and Kikes, I am guessing.

Pays to have friends
It's as though private healthcare has more competent IT that roll out updates more than once a year.

Russia did it. Left out the US and Israel to make them look guilty. Fucking Russian 1337 hxx0rz.

Skips any place with competent sys admins, you mean?

How?

>Skypes are like spikes, tread on them and its gonna get expensive

How fucked is india?

I havent taken the time to look into his but I heard in passing that there was recently major ransomware that was based on the tools leaked from the NSA.

in the fucking CURRENT YEAR, even. XP support was canceled like 4 years ago now? It's literally three OS's behind, and was released in 2001. It's hilarious tbqh and I bet Satya Nadella was behind it to boost Win10 adoption.

Emsisoft and backups guys. $40 a year is totally worth it...

i don't think we got hit?

Many (state-owned) healthcare computers are running on absolutely obsolete os. I wouldn't wonder if israel security department has recommended them to carefully update system in their position. Similar in the private sector, where they actually want and care to earn money and to function.

>NHS
>running Windows XP

LOL

India is spared because their network admins are also lousy so it didn't propagate well.

we update our windows, but ya more elite hackor to come, you just have to wait

>US not affected

Fedex.

We did this

Windows faggots deserve this

so does the ransomware actually decrypt your files if you pay? if it does, then that'd be an effective way to stack up some serious bitcoin since i imagine people would genuinely pay if there's no way to remove it

Who still run XP in 2017?

We don't need to explain ourselves to people that are too stupid to upgrade from windows xp.

>Russian central bank was also hacked.

Nice try shill.

I did on my laptop. It got 1gb of ram.

>trusting criminals

>boost win 10 adoption

It does. I'm fairly certain it's the CIA's new black budget source.

Yes, it was done by Hackerman,
The one whos name shouldn't be spoken.
Putin himself.

Putin hacked his own bank?

Where are you reading this propaganda? r/politics comment section?

skipping israel is the most suspicious.

I was sarcastic.

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Our public healthcare still runs on windows 1997

>Comey fired
>Russia most affected by hacks
>Shifting narrative
>making the world think US / Israel is behind this
Think.

And here I am operating solely on mobile. Only break out the laptop for tax season.

We have everything running on windows ME, master race

>windows 1997

Is this a new operating system?
>never heard of it

>>WORLD WIDE VIRUS MAGICALLY SKIPS THE US AND ISRAEL LEAVING THEM COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED
The US government is not retarded and uses a lot of redhat linux.

Linux is obviously not affected, Sup Forums told you about this.

you reek of reddit.
how new are you?

this hit the entire world apparently so likely somebody also payed out of panic already, you don't have to trust the criminals, you can trust testimony from what is likely a large amount of people who did give them money. just saying, if this didn't actually decrypt your shit i imagine a lot less people would be giving them cash -- in fact, only the reactionary minority would be.

My mum works for the NHS, apparently the whole IT system is an uncoordinated mess.

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die, faggot.

location: mexico

status: nothing of value

:))))))))

>Be Obama
>Pay ransom

How would you know? I've never even been to Reddit

nice try jidf!

MSM all claims it's russia behind this so by default it's US/Israel

Nah. I'd rather do things and live than waste away in front of a screen.

It can't be the Russians though, they didn't leave Cyrillic metadata

How is it possible for that level of retardation to happen?

Yea it hit a few systems here. OP is a faggot.

It's the Nigerian prince. He got fed up with asking all the time.

Eastern Europe, Russia, India, and much of the far East are running a (cracked) hacked OS that can't be patched. Many first world critical services are running an obsolete OS like XP. Seriously. Linux is such a no-brainer choice.

It's harder to compromise the computer systems of half a billion private insurers than one single health insurance provider, as is the case with NHS. Decentralized countries and systems are more robust.

This

Propaganda /thread

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t. reddit

Americans and Israelis use anti-malware software
Muslims in Europe depend on allah

It's a biological agent we created and are testing it worldwide.

my boss still has an XP machine that he refuses to give up.

We did, but certain places got it worse for reasons.

>anti-malware software
That wouldnt have helped them.

The US government is using a lot of redhat linux, which is not affected by the regular security disasters of Microsoft.

You should see the ghetto setup we have running in our hospitals. Old OS running on machines made by cannibalizing 5 or 6 even older computers

Yeah, they had to, so they would not look suspicious.

How the hell did so many people get exposed to his virus in the first place? How did it get spread around? Also
>using windows
>ever

It bricked 14,229 computers in the US. Sorry our medical services were unaffected because our IT services actually do their job.

I do.

So they exposed vulnerabilities in their own central banking system?

Smart.

Meanwhile in the US, only fedex seems to have been hit.

baneposting is still alive
BRAVA NOLAN

YOUR ID IS YOUR RUSSIAN HACKER NAME

ROLL!

Thos thread is a great example of why most old fags on Sup Forums went to 8 chan.

>not backing up everything to the cloud and a separate HD.

Oh noes, guess I'll have to wipe and reinstall windows. Brb in 30.

I post almost exclusively from work.

it spread through email.

Its a big elaborate ruse to get more people interested in BitCoin.

Don't look at me OP! I wouldn't know anything.

just recover from your backup and stop being retarded.

Did we get hit?

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was it that fake google drive phishing email that spread around last week?

Because we are smart enough to update our software on the reg because the US and greatest Ally are under constant cyber attacks 24-7.

Get on our level.

I'm unsure of exactly what's going on, but rumor has it; governments have been taking advantage of these weakness in our systems for awhile. Now this is important because companies like apple and Microsoft have done little to fix the problem. So what happens? Obviously a thrift takes advantage of the "unlocked door" exposed in Wikileaks vault 7 and steals everything.

>Putin hacked his own bank?

>Hack own bank
>Pay yourself bitcoins to unhack
>Everyone else pays bitcoins to unhack
>Your bitcoins gain value from increased demand

why cant you just ((((((((Contact Them))))) and find out where they live.

then go butter knife them to death?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE GOY
DELETE THIS THREAD PLEASE

deleted system 32

Trump and Bibi looking out for number one!

MUDS BTFO

Its just a dumb overlay, I remember getting a shitty virus like this years ago on my shitty computer, I just signed in with a different user and deleted the program kek.

>check out the big brain on user
This is exactly what I thought when I read the news today.

It was pretty much spread by morons opening ing and open bait emails.

Who would've thought?

If that is TRUE, if the government is involved -
I guess they have to pay that debt off some how -
Raising taxes ends political careers .

me

Reason "Malwarebytes" anti virus software.