We are here to induct you into the galactic federation where you will share in technologies far greater than your own...

>We are here to induct you into the galactic federation where you will share in technologies far greater than your own. All we ask is that you eliminate private gun ownership and institute universal socialized health care.

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>shall not etc etc

Fuck you ayylmao

FUCK OFF SPACE COMMIES

We are here to induct you into the Earth... thing. Where you will share in guns. All we ask you you eliminate technology.

Nope.

The alien have no such interest in such things.

> from my cold dead hands
Que first intergalactic war

Fuck off spaceniggers, we're full

>implying aliens don't see us as a gigantic zoo and all NSA footage is for some kind of twisted massive Truman's show that we give them in exchange for astral travel for the elites

Fuck off we're full, space niggers
Go to the moon or something

Fuck off back to your own planet Schlomo

apparently aliens don't like it when you call upon the name of Jesus

Go to hell Space Niggers

BUILD THE SPACE WALL

>Mfw the entire human race transcends into space while Americans are all left behind with their guns and insurance

People learn partial arts so they don't have to use them.
I'm sure this is a sentiment aliens would share given the repeated futility of prohibition.

That dog is cute

Fine, I'll just pack a concealed energy blaster anyways and I get free healthcare.

win-win

We're gonna need a bigger wall

Trump D O M E

Wouldn't they still need to use guns sometimes in that case

THEY ARE ATTACKING ALREADY!!!

GET TO THE FUCKING BUNKER NOW!!!!

space niggers

I wonder who could be behind this post...

> SPACEJEWS

>Aliens have far greater technology
>But no guns
>Invade alien homeworlds
>Steal tech
>Become dominant superpower
>???
>Profit

>The JQ:
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At Majdanek, (((Soviets))) claimed that 2 million Jews were killed in gas chambers. Thanks to revisionists, today it's believed less than 60,000 died (primarily of disease). The Red Cross estimated only 8,000 had died there. That is a drop of almost 2 million. Most normies don't know that, and continue quoting the 6 gorillion.

At Auschwitz, (((Soviets))) claimed 4 million people died in gas chambers. Today, the TOTAL death toll sits at 1.1 million (from ALL causes, eg disease). That is a drop of almost 3 million, though still grossly inflated going by Red Cross reports.

Normies blindly believe the 6 gorillion because they don't bother examining such a grisly topic from a critical pov. They take it on faith that (((Hollywood))) and what they learnt in school is 100% factual.

Watch these, if you STILL believe the Holohoax myth, you may be a Jew!
>Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth:
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>The Majdanek Gas Chamber Myth:
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>1/3rd of the Holocaust (debunked):
youtube.com/watch?v=7dxsVSzL4HE
>Buchenwald: A Dumb Dumb Portrayal of Evil:
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>The Last Days of the Big Lie
Spielberg's Oscar-winning documentary about the Shoah uses discredited eyewitness Paul Parks, who lies about being in a unit that liberated Dachau.
Parks, a known fraud, was in an earlier documentary about black soldiers liberating concentration camps, criticized by the press after being disproven by historians and military records.
NO BLACKS were involved in liberating ANY camps. But Spielberg uses Paul Parks as 1 of his 5 key witnesses in The Last Days, because the ONE American soldier in it couldn't be a WHITE guy, no he wanted it to be a NIGGER for his anti-white agenda.
Other obvious lies are also exposed:
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No. We will build our civilization on the backs of our own and create our own technilogical marvels, as we always have.

It would only make sense though.

After a certain technological point, having en economy just doesn't make sense when you can have robots do everything and 3D print whatever you want.

Guns are probably stone tier to such a civilization, they are useless and cause too much collateral damage. They can probably disintegrate you Dr. Manhattan style.

So the aliens don't have guns, because they've evolved past the need to fight? I shoot them and take their technolgy. Welcome to earf'.

>gun noises

>he thinks South Park episodes from 2003 are descriptions of reality

Leave, xeno, before we wreck your shit.

We have the means to destroy you before you even make it through the Asteroid Belt.

Aliens are literally fallen angels in disguise.

Homemade mass driver weapon lol

Lol how are they 'disguised'? Pretty shitty disguise desu fampai

From. My. Cold. Dead. Hands. You little intergalactic space commies.

So commie aliens come out of nowhere and claim to want to help us, how can one be sure they are actually real and not just Bolshevik Jews in synthetic suits. Isn't Podesta obsessed with aliens? Wouldn't put it past those faggots to try something like this.

Get off my property you commie scum

There's some sci-fi story like that, where a bunch of aliens come down during the crusades and try to take over, but their strongest EMP weaponry doesn't work, because there's no electricity. The aliens end up getting taken out by a group of crusaders using swords and shields, and the crusaders take their ship and go into outer space, where they begin a crusade on other planets to convert them to Christianity.

fuck off you can land on the moon for all I care

My body is ready

From a bunch of dudes working on a secret gov project trying to fool their lower rank coworker to this.

Why they look like Jeff Sessions?

>All we ask is that you eliminate private gun ownership
I wonder why they would want it... It couldn't be that they want to enslave us, right?

>in bed
>wake up
>see ayys all around me
>know they can't talk but they can read my mind
>start shitposting in my mind
>think NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TRAP THREAD BOIPUSSY GORE THREAD
>they back up and try to recover from the mindfuck they just recieved
>grab my bedside shotgun
>they're fucked now
>line them up one by one
>think to myself so they can hear it in their minds "TIME TO TURN THIS ABDUCTION INTO A RAPE"
>tie all but one of them up and facefuck them one while the others watch"
>once i'm done facefucking one, i light a cigar and punch it in the face
>welcome to earth

{{{}}}

I'd blast them with my Dan Wesson and drag their busted asses to the hospital to bankrupt them

A civilisation like that wouldn't survive for much time.

The people would throw themselves into a ocean of hedonism and will become apemen after generations.

the united states screwed the pooch on all that shit years ago OP

remember when nasa nuked the moon. they called in for reinforcements. a object was seen approaching earth at faster than light speed. not planet X that was made up by the europeans to distract people from the debt crisis they faced. they found it when they were debunking planet X. they now have a "new" planet counted as being part of this solar system. it wasnt always there. thats not a planet. and if they even try to send anything to mars thats bigger than a bread box there will be no life on earth in short time

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Holy Fuck, my sides

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IS THIS WHAT DR. TRUMP MEANT BY THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM??

This sounds hilarious, gonna need more info on that

>ask if I can demonstrate their "advanced technology"
>start shooting Space Niggers and take more of their technology
>enslave the Space Niggers
>have them make more Space Nigger technology in Labor Camps
>travel in Space
>Start Intergalactic War
>be King is all Space Niggers in my Galaxy

They wouldn't call for gun removal, because they understand that not everyone has good intentions and the importance of self defence. There's a reason they go around de activating nukes and not mind bending our rifles

Pretty good

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*TRANSMISSION*

THIS IS DELTA TEAM 1

WE ARE IN THE BUNKER

THEY ARE TRYING TO GET IN. THERE MUST BE 50 OF THEM

WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT

IF YOU HEAR THIS TRANSMISSION YOU MUST LOCATE PRESIDENT DUTERTE

HE IS OUR LAST HOPE

HE IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO DEFEAT THEM

OUT

*TRANSMISSION OFF*

Wtf is dat? A plastic doll of Sigourney Weaver?

Sauce for the love of all alienbashing.

Translation
>bankrupt yourself
>unarm your populace
>be demoralized, have massive civil unrest, no means to fight.
Bend over and become our slave labour bitchEartglings.
t. Alienjews

Jews will never go to space.You have to become a Nazi to go to space.Life is eternal struggle.If we defeat the jews on this planet we have to struggle with hostile xenomorphs.Facist starshiptrooper space marines will be the future and only whites and maybe east asians will make it to space.

>no
And thus starts the conquest of the galactic federation.

ayy veyy, it's like another roswell

is there an alien happy merchant?
i kind of want one

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I dont want to be a space muslim, fuck off ackbar go get raped by space jews

Reminder: aliens are extra-dimensional beings also known as fallen angels and demons.
The Omega Conspiracy Dr. I D E Thomas
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The Alien Agenda and the NWO
youtu.be/X2ZvE40HilE

I.D.E. Thomas: The First To Expose The "Alien" Strong Delusion
youtu.be/H1_BmEJ39DM

Jacques Vallee - Messengers of Deception
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David Jacobs - The Threat
dmt-nexus.me/doc/David Jacobs - The Threat.pdf
cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/alien.ufo/Jacobs, David - The Threat.pdf

Fallen Angels, Yoga & Hinduism, New Age, New World Satanic Order
youtu.be/K97yB1-4Ers

Jacques Vallee - Passport to Magonia
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ShapeShifting UFOs & Flying Humanoids Are EVERYWHERE! (2017)
youtu.be/mFwwWjEbG9o

Sounds just like what I did in Stellaris desu

Aliens are actualy government scientists tricking your mind with drugs.

MKultra oficially started a few years after the begining of the alien problem

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I don't want to join some faggot space club for faggots.
Life on Earth is good shit anyway.

Fpbp lol

>"unalienable" rights
tfw the founding fathers knew

show me what you got

Fuck you dude, I was literally about to post
>FUCK OFF SPACE KIKES

Time to exterminate space communists.
Be a lot easier than exterminating human communists because they don't fall under "human rights."

Then, it sets a precedent, then we can kill all the human communists, making the Earth great again.

>another jewish trick
destroy the xenos

"It's a cookbook, everybody! It's a COOKBOOK!"

I really hope we aren't visited by smug marxist aliens.

>All we ask is that you eliminate private gun ownership

So we aliens can protect you in your own enclosed pens.

>institute universal socialized health care.

Yes, please take that injection of meat tenderizer and use that butter-and-rosemary-based skin ointment. It's for your own good.