Brit/pol/ - Start going to church edition

>NHS computer systems targeted by large scale attack
bbc.co.uk/news/health-39899646

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide'
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905552

>The Conservatives want to give people the power to demand social media companies delete any content they posted as children.
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39905091

>Lib dems: DUDE WEED LMAO
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39897999

>Labour manifesto leaked
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39877439

>Labour will make NO promise on immigration despite Brexit, leaked plans say
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4496948/Labour-make-NO-promise-cut-immigration.html

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nth for mick

Big Soup.

Surely it's a coincidence, r-right?

Remedies, solutions, practicable policies for reversal?

>HASKINS161


This is the Fbook profile of he guy who made the post. He's like a walking Corbynite parody.

>Labour's Watson warns of 'Thatcher-style landslide

The cuck, why would he admit that. Surely not good for morale

It'll just be a tory owned bus I'd guess. What would you do, pay for a repaint or buy a whole new bus?

Imagine Her Majesty in a traffic jam, shouting with road rage.

"I'm the fucking Queen, move up to the line or it's the Tower for you!"

>there are people in this country who will be surprised that their ballot paper won't say "Theresa May's Team"

Who else is putting a cheeky tenner on Corbyn?

deport them all and close the borders.

I mean who owns the Tory assets?
The leader of the Party? The chairman of the committee of 1922.

Regardless, May hardly took an active role in the campaign, and I'm sure whatever role she did play was only to retain her job in case of the expected.

>university blocks Sup Forums on the halls wifi and ethernet
>can't post using vpn
>can only phonepost

Do you lads think it's because they don't want anyone looking at dangerous political opinions like not wanting the west to degenerate any further?

>You do not need to take this card with you in orde to vote.
>Take it just in case.

Obviously. Can't have any dissent against the Leftist agenda, can we?

Never, universities are a place of learned wisdom.

Not practicable - the ones born in this country vastly outnumber the ones we have directly imported in their lifetime. Where do you deport them to, or even begin to raise popular support for this?

A collapse would solve most of this country's problems.

How do you get rid of social anxiety lads?

She plaid both sides by laying low and campaiging for remain in an incredibly low key way
>remain wins as expected: keep job as home sec, chance in leadership election before 2020 (her vs boris vs gideon?)
>shock leave win: dave and gideon out, go for leadership

Outlaw contraceptives of all kinds

Talk to your gf about it

>NHS 'robust' after cyber-attack

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39909441

I'm assuming that the OS will have had to be reinstalled on all the affected PCs, so a little bit doubtful re: the headline.

>wojak poster
there's no hope

Our ancestors have lived in Britain for 12,000 years continuously.
They have lived in Europe for 40,000 years continuously (perhaps a quarter-of-a-million if you include our Neanderthal forebears)
Feels good not being American

no idea. things can only get better man

Mass exterminations.
>not gonna happen.

Mass deportations.
>not gonna happen

>Civil war
>might happen, but the establishment is on their side

Have white babies
>wont be done faster than they can import

It's over. I wish it wasn't, but that doesn't change that it is.

Fuck off lad

Off with ones head user

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Take meds and get a good CPN mines a cracker

NHS had a backup system, so it's a case of restoring and then updating

Wasnt we connected to Western Europe once ?

>there are people ITT, just like in the last one, who believe there's an actual difference between Labour and Conservative

Idiocy or ignorance?

Geet your willys out and slap them about

WILLY
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Unironically read this book - it's a good start:

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I love you willyposter

Same type of people who wear copper bracelets for their 'healing power'

does everyone see that Trump pic at the bottom of the page where he is fisting his daughters clunge ?

Labour is Britain's last hope.

>She plaid both sides
sounds like the kind of person we want negotiation with eu

pic got me rused

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This desu. She was criticised by remainers during the campaign for saying Britain would do well outside, despite going for leave.

Like Corbyn, many doubt if she was ever remain.

Yes, until around 8,000 years ago
In other words, Britain has only been an island for 2/3rds of the time our ancestors have lived here

Ah so quicker, makes sense - cheers lad

>Start going to Church edition

One step ahead fellow Bong

pic related Brompton Oratory in London

And in about a century we'll be no more.

Behold! The grandiose epic of the British people.

>Read horseshoe theory! I'm so smart!

This is a stupid argument.

Tories and Labour, especially now, are totally different.

You're deluded if you can't see that. It's visible for all to see. This wasn't the case so much in 2010 but is now, very much.

And me kek

Well, if the people in charge have been backing it up correctly everywhere

Kevin with the local Bengal lancers

I love you too lad

XxX

Their both Centre-Left Blairites. Don't let Corbyn (who they want gone) fool you, he's an anomaly.

social anxiety stems from deep seated arrogance, you think you are too good to engage in small talk or talk to plebs so you never know what to say in social situations. you are highly judgemental and critical of others and so you assume they are the same towards you. you feel deep insecurity because you compare your actual life with the life you imagine someone as brilliant as you deserves and it does not match. etc etc

socialising is a skill like any other, the more you do it the better you get. but the first stage is admitting you are a stuck up snob and looking for ways to resolve this

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>Labour is Britain's last hope.

It would be like being back in the 1970's.cant wait...

No, I just think that the left are hypocritical.

jokes on you i can still see her tats!

Oh boy, I can't wait for the three-day work-week again

That is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard.

All of that is nonsense mate.

If I thought I was too good to talk to them I wouldn't want to.

I'm not terribly critical of others, either. I'm annoyed when I think about the life I COULD have, but it's not about deserving it more or any such rubbish.

THIS. Immigrants are only imported because of low birth rates

Britain has always been multicultural, bigot
White people are so yesterday

Complete load of shit its a mental illness

Except I didn't mention horseshoe theory you fucking bellend. They're both centrist.

I'll mark you down for 'idiocy'.

like that would happen lel

Well the Tories have more right-wing MPs and Labour more left-wing MPs so I'm going Tory tbqh.

Aww babby learnt a new phrase!

Just wait until he bungles the brexit talks, and we end up with our energy supplies cut, and making annual payments of €100 gorillion to the EU Diversity Outreach budget

That reminded me of when Barney Gumble gave Homer the speil about infatuation

fool.

Toryism is dead and has been dead since 1830's.

now all we have are liberal whigs and socialist whigs.

both "sides" are materialist, democratic, progressive and amoral demagogues leeching of taxes.

>denial
kek what did i expect

>it cant be my fault
oh it is though

What was so bad about the 1970s?

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kek good episode

I'm denying it because it's patently false. Don't speak about things you don't understand laddy.

The birth rates a low because a household needs two wages.

Also, stop believing this meme when there's massive unemployment, and immigration continued when the boomers entered the work force, and continued increasing ever since.

Speak to your GP.
Take medication they give you in order to make your anxiety manageable enough to do cognitive behavioural therapy.
Commit to it and make the effort.
You need to want the change.

>tfw there are people who in this thread who are voting in the election

Silly scare tactics m8

I've taken medication and done therapy for a while, it's done nothing so I've decided to stop taking it.

Every time I think you could not possibly say anything less intelligent you prove me wrong.

Low tier B8

No one said anxiety doesn't ultimately stem from unhelpful thought patterns but to say it's based on some sense of superiority as absolute horse crap.

Fashion !

i love mummy

Yeah, i don't think immigrants are brought in *because* of the low native birth rate, but it's a pretty good shield against anti-immigration arguments.
>There's too many immigrants
>"We need them, low birth rate, aging workforce, pensions"
>B-But if we keep bringing people in, this problem continues forever, right?
>"Why do you hate diversity?"
We need to extend child benefits to more people.
Maybe, in some sneaky way rig it in favour of British people. Not sure how.

the hair

What kind of medication? Did you feel it having an impact on your mood?
What kind of therapy?
Did you engage wholeheartedly with the therapy?
How long were you doing the therapy for?
Did you notice it having any change at all?

When has immigration ever been this level? The 1950's was plugging small amounts of NHS and London Underground jobs. This started with Tony bLair and carried on under Dave and Theresa May

This and get a caring support worker
Worse thing you can do get back on meds or get med review for better mood enhancers m8

You're all forgetting the biggest and most important difference:

>A Tory majority means 5 years of anal hemorrhaging from leftists
>University campuses nationwide will be full of crying socialists
>Labour winning will make them happy.

I don't want these people to be happy. They need to learn to work for a living and not expect gibs for everything.

Also Corbyn has basically admitted he'll give us soft Brexit. Tories may not ultimately, but they say they will, and we only have one shot to get this right.

>arrogance
I think you mean narcissism...

Winter of discontent. Unions striking over everything. "Sick man of Europe".

He is a wind up tosser m8

Catholic or High Anglican?

depends how old you are. and if you take recreational drugs/drink. I used to have social anxiety and depression when i was younger, but now I know who i am more and what i want it's not an issue anymore

The best hair ever came from the 70s

Min wage =£10 cannot wait

>The Green Party of England and Wales says it would decriminalise the sale and purchase of sex as part of its manifesto for women

>In England, Wales and Scotland, selling and paying for sex is not against the law

How much more of a joke party can they be? Article is from today.

bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-39909126

If May annouced she was comming round to your house a week in advance for 1hr to promote her party would you install a toilet cam and make her cups of tea that make her wee so you could record her?