Listen up you fucking pussies, instead of beating your meat to hentai all day, maybe you bitches could figure out the fucking NHS hack problem. Can it be fixed? If not why not and if so and bring the fucker's to justice. Or some sort of life-long harassment, either way.
You've found pedophiles and ISIS headquarters before, surely you guys won't let some cancer dudes die because NHS was fag-teir enough to not copy data over, right?
How about you harass your shitty government for not keeping vital infrastructure up-to-date? NHS is running fucking Windows XP. It's not an excuse for people to pull shit like this, but they could have taken steps to prevent this from happening.
Mason Flores
Whoever still uses winblows deserves this ransomware. Install gentoo.
Blake Bennett
i have the key.... what should i do with it......
Benjamin King
If that logic applied to public sector, you'd be forcing a lot of normies into new jobs or retirement. If your average user has trouble switching from Win7 to 10, he's going to get an aneurysm when he tries to linux
Leo Myers
This is good, cretin. The sooner the NHS explodes the better.
Julian Hughes
Solving it seems pretty simple: bill the Americans for not locking up their cyber weapons
Gavin Moore
See this is the problem. CS shouldn't have been toned down in difficulty for normies. Or at least have extremely retarded machines built for specific purposes instead of a full-blown computer. Again, ransomeware well-deserved.
Julian Cook
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Jacob Morgan
DOOOONT GIIIIVE A SHITTT!
Parker Fisher
>Not downloading the key
What's the point of bringing justice? People who click on stupid shit deserve this virus.
Owen Bennett
NHS was using Windows XP which stopped being patched years ago. It's their own fault and a good example of the pitfalls of socialized healthcare.
Tyler Moore
I agree, what an insightful observation.
Michael Young
> If not why not and if so and bring the fucker's to justice. I don't think we can arrest the NSA unfortunately.
Jaxson Myers
>some fucktard clicks an .exe/leaves port outdated ass 445 port open They earned it.
Ian Ward
Just pay the hackers, they were only asking for £230
Ayden Green
They actually pay for extended support to microsoft for it. No idea how that can possibly work out to being cheaper than just upgrading.
Landon Evans
Have you considered decentralizing your healthcare system?
Too late? Never too late, although you will have to start from scratch.
Chase Sullivan
Per machine. And the nature of Everblue is to propagate quickly to machines on the same network.
Hunter Bell
think its £80 per machine aswell. fucking adds up in the end
Tyler Bell
Legacy software issues probably, but that's what you get with a publicly funded health service. Reminds of the website issues when healthcare.gov launched.
Jayden Sullivan
I would still imagine its cheaper and quicker
Andrew Mitchell
Every winOS except Windows 10 is exposed. The fucking worm uses a backdoor exploited by the NSA, and leaked by "Shadow Brokers". The redpill here is that Microsoft want everyone dumbass to upgrade to Win10 which is basically like having a phone GUI on your computer, it is more restricting and more """"userfriendly"""". Soon, cats will start building their CVs on linkedIn.
Easton Morales
lol fuk da NHS
Bentley Moore
>Millions of dollars healthcare system >Can't pay $300 This is literally the cheapest ransomware out there. Whoever made it is smart but should've asked for more.
Christian Price
(((NHS)))
Easton Wood
The password to decrypt is WNcry@2ol7
Carson Johnson
Even legacy software can be mitigated to a shortlist of machines, visualise it, put them on an isolated network, etc. Using it for day to day work is definitely crazy.
10 was exposed too, but the patch came out in February, so 1703 wasn't affected, and auto updates should catch the rest.
Wyatt Edwards
They want people to actually send them money tho. If the price seems reasonable to people, they are more likely to just pay it to get their files back.
Alexander Russell
/His/ estimated booty is 30k since he probably has more than one money drop. I wouldn't do this for fucking 30k, considering now he has to live while being paranoid for the rest of his life.
Liam Butler
nearly.. M$, entirely against their own wishes and better judgement, offered to support THE ENTIRE NHS OUTDATED ANCIENT SHITHEAP of XP PCs, on an ongoing basis, all for a measly token sum of 5.5 million Great British Pounds p/a, because NHS.
Now, while whoever negotiated that fucking genius deal should be running the country, the Tory cunts actually running it cancelled this contract back in 2015 'on cost-saving grounds' - despite people screaming, even then, this was fucking ludicrous. This was a decision so short sighted, so bad, it can only have been as deliberate 'undermine the NHS' strategy, there is literally no other explanation. Crobyn should be landing the Tories election chances in fucking intensive care just on this point, both May and that thick cunt Rudd personally responsible, never happen tho.
Mason Miller
It's $300 per computer, and unless they de-network everything it'll just spread again as soon as they pay one of them.
Also, we have a few NHS customers at work and they all have outsourced IT, so it's Pajeet trying to fix this remotely from India.
Easton Morales
It's actually fairly decentralized, which becomes a fucking problem when you need to register at a new GPs and it takes your old one fucking weeks to transfer your history.
Leo Harris
It's not a rabbit hole, it's the Mariana trench.
Mason Bennett
and what happens after the knock?
Carson Young
2019 is the end of extended support for embedded
Logan Thompson
Good hopefully this prevents boomers from getting their medical treatments.
Jonathan Cook
assrape
Zachary Ramirez
I'm pretty sure the guy behind didn't intend to hit NHS, he's essentially a cyberterrorist now. He's asking for 300$ a pop which is more along the lines of what the average Western European could shell out if there's something important in that computer. Mind as well ask tens or hundreds of thousands from the gubbermint if you intend to hit vital infrastructure.
I kind of feel sorry for him, he's going to get caught too.
Matthew Smith
>Have an autoimmune condition
Right so if I find out at the next doctor's appointment and they tell me my files were compromised could I sue the fuckers, legally what actions could I take against them?
Christian Thomas
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Kevin Foster
Haha what the fuck is this I tried it and nothing happ
Luke Myers
There's literally no excuse for Microsoft not patching holes in old software. In fact, the nt kernels very similar between releases. They could patch holes in old kernels without too much difficulty. Linux foundation does it, 2.6 came out in 2003.
Gavin Foster
You could try repenting of your sins, but God's judgement is swift and there would have been signs before he gave you AIDS so you may be too far gone at this point for salvation.
Sebastian Miller
pay denbts
Tyler Butler
> The FBI is the key to the matrix So who was cony?
Owen Brown
There's other autoimmune diseases besides AIDS, Father Touchyourpeepee
Ryan Moore
Given that it's an exploit to use smb to write to a remote windows OS, I wonder if it could also read without authentication. If so, that could make it even scarier and completely wasted on a piddly ransomware.
Joshua Brown
>could I sue the fuckers Get the fuck out of this country and go live in america, or better yet OFF YOURSELF
Samuel Gutierrez
>instead of beating your meat to hentai all day, maybe you bitches could figure out the fucking NHS hack problem Well... but I know how to do the first one. Fixing the NHS hack is well beyond my abilities, I'm not ashamed to say it. Jerking off I've more or less mastered I think.
Jack Sanders
The Anti-Christ, this is why Trump -the God-Emperor- had to send him away for him to prepare greater Good.
Nolan Cook
God loves you and your choice to be gay hurts you and everyone around you.
I know he has AIDS because his first instinct was to sue, being self-centred like that at a time of crisis is another sign of his depraved nature.
Benjamin Long
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Austin Hughes
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Dylan Wright
Intelligence user here. Next week is shaping up to be hilarious fun. I hope you anons like happenings.
Tyler Collins
>no excuse >techradar.com/news/microsoft-sends-out-a-windows-xp-patch-to-block-new-ransomware they (M$) are a commercial organisation, that product is near 20 years old, they been telling anyone and everyone who'll listen for about a decade, they'll stop supporting it, they even, as said, threw all that out of the fucking window and offered to do it anyway, for only 5.5 mill, because NHS..
Fuck that noise - lot of things you certainly can blame MS for, not least of which, chucking so much telemetry crap into their updates, people refuse to touch em.. but otherwise, between the NSA, the Tories, script-kiddies and whoever the fuck else, its a surprise the bodybags aint piling up on the streets by now - and MS are nowhere near the most guilty in the matter.
Carter Rivera
Probably, it's good though, shows how weak the market is when a weeb decides he can outsmart countries governments and get rich. I've been engaged on this LONG discussion about how cryptocurrency can finally rid us of bankers, then we can focus on cybersecurity. But jews gotta jew.
Jeremiah Martin
Should I switch to Linux before Monday then?
Julian Edwards
>fighting age in 1944 That's the Greatest Generation, you dumbass. Boomers were toddlers and infants in 1944.
Brandon Taylor
Only if you're using Windows 7 or older.
Adrian Baker
Hell yes you should. Ubunto should be simple enough. There are already simple tutorials on how to install it, I have both Win7 and linux on my PC, the first I use for gaming, the second for Sup Forums shit.
Logan Lopez
Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible if you had a life threatening disease, and was denied because of the incompetence of your ass-backwards centralized healthcare system?
No one wants to die in a horrible way, now remove your head from your ass my dude
Adrian Davis
Bank of China ATMs are down , zerohedge.
Daniel Russell
This
GET GENTOO
Colton Morris
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Eli Hall
Guys, on my working PC popped up this window, is it dangerous?
Alexander Torres
>>networking all the computers
Grayson Anderson
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Ian Diaz
>saving private genelet
no let it burn
Hunter Morris
It's already been stopped.
Easton Lewis
This proves Britain is truly our colony now
Jason Flores
>Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible And that is why i pay for my own private healthcare.
The NHS is in trouble because it is being miss managed so badly that it is hemorrhaging money all over the show. Queue times are starting to form again and there are more and more cases of people being mis-diagnosed.
Benjamin Cooper
>help mi5
Fuck you pedophile faggots. Anglos are scum. Beady.
Grayson Martinez
1. No it can't be fixed, all your shit is 100% fucked 2. The person who made it is going to be impossible to track down, they'll probably just drag in some innocent schmuck so idiots like you think they've accomplished something 3. Your shitty IT infrastructure is you and your government's own fucking fault: Still running WINDOWS holy shit upgrade to fucking linux already jesus christ you luddite retards; You had no fucking backups to speak of; your entire system was centralized with absolutely no fail-safe systems in case of an emergency. You've got fucking backup diesel generators in the basement but your incompetent management can't give your incompetent IT staff the budget to make backup computer systems
Literally all this ransomware did was expose how fucking retarded and incompetent the NHS and everyone involved with it is
Jack Martin
Either the descendant of a frog, or worse, a chink
Even with outdated and vulnerable software (90% of NHS computers on xp) a good backup solution makes this a non issue. Nuke and pave and restore. WTF were these techs doing all day? Installing adobe reader all day long and looking at porn?
Mason Robinson
It's ransomware meant to target your average retard normie, not governments and businesses. Basically it spread a whole hell of a lot better than it had any right to, in systems it should never have been able to get into.
Jaxon Howard
>Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible if you had a life threatening disease, and was denied because of the incompetence of your ass-backwards centralized healthcare system? Yes, but suing someone won't make that not be the case. Seek God.
Wyatt Thompson
Bwahahahaha, The same autists that are fucking europe for the 3rd time? Hope you dont let other Canadians find out your helping Trudeau help flood your country with chinks/shitskins. They'l skin you alive, and rightly so.
Colton Ramirez
>helping Trudeau
Lol what? I am against all modern government desu.
Logan Baker
Probably committing mass sudoku when they realised their db backups weren't segregated from the network
Christopher Ward
>NHS was using Windows XP which stopped being patched years ago.
a new patch was released in march you faggot
Jayden King
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Elijah Gutierrez
>Windows 7
Welp, guess its time to 'upgrade' this crate. I wish I wasn't too dumb for Linux.
Christian Campbell
Linux is fine these days. Just use ubuntu.
The only problem is that it isn't as good as windows at running windows programs (obviously).
Colton Walker
Update windows.
Fixed.
Fucking public sector being shit as ever.
Jackson Myers
>Update windows. this. the dumb fucks running the nhs were still using xp when they could have upgraded to 7 and maintained support.
Here's all you need to do to keep hackers out of 99.9999999999% of systems:
>Security updates >Don't use shit like mcafee or norton, go with malwarebytes and an updated windows antimalware >Don't open nigerian prince scam emails
wow you've just beat every hacker except those you can't protect against who have the keys to the backdoors