UK NHS hack fags

>TFW NHS doesn't back up data

Listen up you fucking pussies, instead of beating your meat to hentai all day, maybe you bitches could figure out the fucking NHS hack problem. Can it be fixed? If not why not and if so and bring the fucker's to justice. Or some sort of life-long harassment, either way.

You've found pedophiles and ISIS headquarters before, surely you guys won't let some cancer dudes die because NHS was fag-teir enough to not copy data over, right?

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You dont want to go down that rabbit hole.

Why not?

How about you harass your shitty government for not keeping vital infrastructure up-to-date? NHS is running fucking Windows XP. It's not an excuse for people to pull shit like this, but they could have taken steps to prevent this from happening.

Whoever still uses winblows deserves this ransomware.
Install gentoo.

i have the key....
what should i do with it......

If that logic applied to public sector, you'd be forcing a lot of normies into new jobs or retirement. If your average user has trouble switching from Win7 to 10, he's going to get an aneurysm when he tries to linux

This is good, cretin. The sooner the NHS explodes the better.

Solving it seems pretty simple: bill the Americans for not locking up their cyber weapons

See this is the problem.
CS shouldn't have been toned down in difficulty for normies.
Or at least have extremely retarded machines built for specific purposes instead of a full-blown computer.
Again, ransomeware well-deserved.

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DOOOONT GIIIIVE A SHITTT!

>Not downloading the key

What's the point of bringing justice? People who click on stupid shit deserve this virus.

NHS was using Windows XP which stopped being patched years ago. It's their own fault and a good example of the pitfalls of socialized healthcare.

I agree, what an insightful observation.

> If not why not and if so and bring the fucker's to justice.
I don't think we can arrest the NSA unfortunately.

>some fucktard clicks an .exe/leaves port outdated ass 445 port open
They earned it.

Just pay the hackers, they were only asking for £230

They actually pay for extended support to microsoft for it. No idea how that can possibly work out to being cheaper than just upgrading.

Have you considered decentralizing your healthcare system?

Too late? Never too late, although you will have to start from scratch.

Per machine. And the nature of Everblue is to propagate quickly to machines on the same network.

think its £80 per machine aswell. fucking adds up in the end

Legacy software issues probably, but that's what you get with a publicly funded health service.
Reminds of the website issues when healthcare.gov launched.

I would still imagine its cheaper and quicker

Every winOS except Windows 10 is exposed.
The fucking worm uses a backdoor exploited by the NSA, and leaked by "Shadow Brokers".
The redpill here is that Microsoft want everyone dumbass to upgrade to Win10 which is basically like having a phone GUI on your computer, it is more restricting and more """"userfriendly"""".
Soon, cats will start building their CVs on linkedIn.

lol fuk da NHS

>Millions of dollars healthcare system
>Can't pay $300
This is literally the cheapest ransomware out there. Whoever made it is smart but should've asked for more.

(((NHS)))

The password to decrypt is WNcry@2ol7

Even legacy software can be mitigated to a shortlist of machines, visualise it, put them on an isolated network, etc. Using it for day to day work is definitely crazy.

10 was exposed too, but the patch came out in February, so 1703 wasn't affected, and auto updates should catch the rest.

They want people to actually send them money tho. If the price seems reasonable to people, they are more likely to just pay it to get their files back.

/His/ estimated booty is 30k since he probably has more than one money drop.
I wouldn't do this for fucking 30k, considering now he has to live while being paranoid for the rest of his life.

nearly.. M$, entirely against their own wishes and better judgement, offered to support THE ENTIRE NHS OUTDATED ANCIENT SHITHEAP of XP PCs, on an ongoing basis, all for a measly token sum of 5.5 million Great British Pounds p/a, because NHS.

Now, while whoever negotiated that fucking genius deal should be running the country, the Tory cunts actually running it cancelled this contract back in 2015 'on cost-saving grounds' - despite people screaming, even then, this was fucking ludicrous. This was a decision so short sighted, so bad, it can only have been as deliberate 'undermine the NHS' strategy, there is literally no other explanation. Crobyn should be landing the Tories election chances in fucking intensive care just on this point, both May and that thick cunt Rudd personally responsible, never happen tho.

It's $300 per computer, and unless they de-network everything it'll just spread again as soon as they pay one of them.

Also, we have a few NHS customers at work and they all have outsourced IT, so it's Pajeet trying to fix this remotely from India.

It's actually fairly decentralized, which becomes a fucking problem when you need to register at a new GPs and it takes your old one fucking weeks to transfer your history.

It's not a rabbit hole, it's the Mariana trench.

and what happens after the knock?

2019 is the end of extended support for embedded

Good hopefully this prevents boomers from getting their medical treatments.

assrape

I'm pretty sure the guy behind didn't intend to hit NHS, he's essentially a cyberterrorist now. He's asking for 300$ a pop which is more along the lines of what the average Western European could shell out if there's something important in that computer. Mind as well ask tens or hundreds of thousands from the gubbermint if you intend to hit vital infrastructure.

I kind of feel sorry for him, he's going to get caught too.

>Have an autoimmune condition

Right so if I find out at the next doctor's appointment and they tell me my files were compromised could I sue the fuckers, legally what actions could I take against them?

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Haha what the fuck is this I tried it and nothing happ

There's literally no excuse for Microsoft not patching holes in old software. In fact, the nt kernels very similar between releases. They could patch holes in old kernels without too much difficulty. Linux foundation does it, 2.6 came out in 2003.

You could try repenting of your sins, but God's judgement is swift and there would have been signs before he gave you AIDS so you may be too far gone at this point for salvation.

pay denbts

> The FBI is the key to the matrix
So who was cony?

There's other autoimmune diseases besides AIDS, Father Touchyourpeepee

Given that it's an exploit to use smb to write to a remote windows OS, I wonder if it could also read without authentication. If so, that could make it even scarier and completely wasted on a piddly ransomware.

>could I sue the fuckers
Get the fuck out of this country and go live in america, or better yet OFF YOURSELF

>instead of beating your meat to hentai all day, maybe you bitches could figure out the fucking NHS hack problem
Well... but I know how to do the first one. Fixing the NHS hack is well beyond my abilities, I'm not ashamed to say it. Jerking off I've more or less mastered I think.

The Anti-Christ, this is why Trump -the God-Emperor- had to send him away for him to prepare greater Good.

God loves you and your choice to be gay hurts you and everyone around you.

I know he has AIDS because his first instinct was to sue, being self-centred like that at a time of crisis is another sign of his depraved nature.

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Intelligence user here. Next week is shaping up to be hilarious fun. I hope you anons like happenings.

>no excuse
>techradar.com/news/microsoft-sends-out-a-windows-xp-patch-to-block-new-ransomware
they (M$) are a commercial organisation, that product is near 20 years old, they been telling anyone and everyone who'll listen for about a decade, they'll stop supporting it, they even, as said, threw all that out of the fucking window and offered to do it anyway, for only 5.5 mill, because NHS..

Fuck that noise - lot of things you certainly can blame MS for, not least of which, chucking so much telemetry crap into their updates, people refuse to touch em.. but otherwise, between the NSA, the Tories, script-kiddies and whoever the fuck else, its a surprise the bodybags aint piling up on the streets by now - and MS are nowhere near the most guilty in the matter.

Probably, it's good though, shows how weak the market is when a weeb decides he can outsmart countries governments and get rich.
I've been engaged on this LONG discussion about how cryptocurrency can finally rid us of bankers, then we can focus on cybersecurity.
But jews gotta jew.

Should I switch to Linux before Monday then?

>fighting age in 1944
That's the Greatest Generation, you dumbass. Boomers were toddlers and infants in 1944.

Only if you're using Windows 7 or older.

Hell yes you should.
Ubunto should be simple enough.
There are already simple tutorials on how to install it, I have both Win7 and linux on my PC, the first I use for gaming, the second for Sup Forums shit.

Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible if you had a life threatening disease, and was denied because of the incompetence of your ass-backwards centralized healthcare system?

No one wants to die in a horrible way, now remove your head from your ass my dude

Bank of China ATMs are down , zerohedge.

This

GET GENTOO

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Guys, on my working PC popped up this window, is it dangerous?

>>networking all the computers

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>saving private genelet

no let it burn

It's already been stopped.

This proves Britain is truly our colony now

>Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible
And that is why i pay for my own private healthcare.

The NHS is in trouble because it is being miss managed so badly that it is hemorrhaging money all over the show.
Queue times are starting to form again and there are more and more cases of people being mis-diagnosed.

>help mi5

Fuck you pedophile faggots. Anglos are scum. Beady.

1. No it can't be fixed, all your shit is 100% fucked
2. The person who made it is going to be impossible to track down, they'll probably just drag in some innocent schmuck so idiots like you think they've accomplished something
3. Your shitty IT infrastructure is you and your government's own fucking fault: Still running WINDOWS holy shit upgrade to fucking linux already jesus christ you luddite retards; You had no fucking backups to speak of; your entire system was centralized with absolutely no fail-safe systems in case of an emergency. You've got fucking backup diesel generators in the basement but your incompetent management can't give your incompetent IT staff the budget to make backup computer systems

Literally all this ransomware did was expose how fucking retarded and incompetent the NHS and everyone involved with it is

Either the descendant of a frog, or worse, a chink

But why numbers are still growing?

Forgot link.
intel.malwaretech.com/botnet/wcrypt

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Germanic. You're jew loving cowards.

This

Even with outdated and vulnerable software (90% of NHS computers on xp) a good backup solution makes this a non issue. Nuke and pave and restore. WTF were these techs doing all day? Installing adobe reader all day long and looking at porn?

It's ransomware meant to target your average retard normie, not governments and businesses. Basically it spread a whole hell of a lot better than it had any right to, in systems it should never have been able to get into.

>Wouldn't you want treatment as soon as possible if you had a life threatening disease, and was denied because of the incompetence of your ass-backwards centralized healthcare system?
Yes, but suing someone won't make that not be the case. Seek God.

Bwahahahaha, The same autists that are fucking europe for the 3rd time? Hope you dont let other Canadians find out your helping Trudeau help flood your country with chinks/shitskins. They'l skin you alive, and rightly so.

>helping Trudeau

Lol what? I am against all modern government desu.

Probably committing mass sudoku when they realised their db backups weren't segregated from the network

>NHS was using Windows XP which stopped being patched years ago.

a new patch was released in march you faggot

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>Windows 7

Welp, guess its time to 'upgrade' this crate.
I wish I wasn't too dumb for Linux.

Linux is fine these days. Just use ubuntu.

The only problem is that it isn't as good as windows at running windows programs (obviously).

Update windows.

Fixed.

Fucking public sector being shit as ever.

>Update windows.
this. the dumb fucks running the nhs were still using xp when they could have upgraded to 7 and maintained support.

Here's all you need to do to keep hackers out of 99.9999999999% of systems:

>Security updates
>Don't use shit like mcafee or norton, go with malwarebytes and an updated windows antimalware
>Don't open nigerian prince scam emails

wow you've just beat every hacker except those you can't protect against who have the keys to the backdoors

theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/13/accidental-hero-finds-kill-switch-to-stop-spread-of-ransomware-cyber-attack

its over niglets