"Donald J. Trump enjoys two scoops of ice cream."

>"Donald J. Trump enjoys two scoops of ice cream."

Wow, so do I. We have so many things in common.

GRRRUUUMMMMMFFFPPPP

>two scoops of ice cream

This thread is for subtle Colbert posting only.

>"Ya, know that GD Trump really ruffles my tail feathers. He's got a funny haircut, is orange, and has some authoritarian tendencies!"

>gets himself killed
>riots

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>... and... Blumpf! I mean, come on, Blurrmmrff

What does he mean by this Sup Forums?

It means: no icecream for you.

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Only two?

>TWO

>FUCKING

>SCOOPS

Trump watched Bill Nye's Ice cream orgy video and got hungry.

>Donald
>John
>Trump

Stephen Colbert likes cheese pizza over a game of dominos.

>Ice Cream
Ice Cream? Gelato is where it's at fucking at Ice Cream can go to hell

made me kek from the catalog

President Donald Trump is my president, he is America's president, and though I disagree with some of his views, I hope is he able to improve our country for all people. Amen.

are burgers this retarded ?

DEW SCLOOBS?!???!?!?!??!?!

"Donald Trump won the electoral college vote but lost the popular vote"

Donald Trump breathes oxygen so clearly there is something wrong with him.

PARGLAAAD ZRUMMMBFFFFFF!!!

Trump is very much like Sauron in his quest for two scoops, which represents the ring of power. If he has two scoops the end of the age of man is upon us.

Shill the thread, sage.

Two scoops ain't enough.

Gotta get yuuge.

Depends did we elect a globalist that hates his own people?

What rant was this even from anyway? The Comey one?

That better be impeach flavour ice cream !

Does this shit have anything to do with the whole Bill Nye shit?

This is starting to look like some psyop?

Someone post the "donald trump has as many scoops of ice cream as there are genders" picture, please

WI MOST STUP FARNOLD MRUMP!!!!!