PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 2 SCOOPS DON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump delivers Commencement Address @ Liberty U 5/13/17
youtu.be/Na7JLgPYEvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
>BOTUS Bundo/VP Pence/Ivanka host Military Families 5/9/17
youtu.be/0vxukC0qRi8
PREV APPEARANCES
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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a woovement

The shortlist has many people with way more experience in the actual FBI and law enforcement field.. I dont think Gowdy can make it

>Bannon's face when he gets no scoop at all and the neocon kikes look at him with a smug smile on their face

I will be baking from now on

/ptg/ will defend this..

SOON

So it seems Trump is giving Spicer the boot and bringing in Kimberly Guilfoyle. Thoughts?

2 scoops?

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it's fine, evidently kissinger is slowly deflating

>So it seems Trump is giving Spicer the boot and bringing in Kimberly Guilfoyle. Thoughts?

Bullcrap from Monkey Mindframe . Alex Jones

Thanks for those scoops doc

Good morning
What's the latest news?

thanks doc

thanks doc

YOU HEAR ANY SCOOPS

Anyone got the pic of Trump as Mussolini wearing a helmet?

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unf

Gracias doctor.

>Spain's job is to promote BLACKED

If I wanted to the United States in the future, what would I have to do?

I love my country, and I really don't want to abandon her, but the taxes are too much and we're being flooded with Arabs. I can't bear it. Many Irish people emigrate every year.

And, I know this is going to sound retardedly insecure, but would I be ridiculed over my height? (I'm really drunk right now, so I might regret saying this in the morning, but it's anonymous, so fuck it)

the notorious Donald "Two Scoops" Trump

Throw on the sjw glasses and you got yourself a masterpiece

Dhanks Toc

B L A C K E D

You got the Irish accent.

Nobody will fuck with you if you move to the Northeast.

Pls come to New Hampshire.

Get your shit together Ireland. You're always here asking questions and complaining about your height

They didn't have whiskey flavor.

You were never funny, colbert, now where's my fucking news, I've been bedridden with an awful fucking hangover for 2 days

>TWO
>FUCKING
>SCOOPS

I can't support this President anymore. I officially Disavow. I'm now a #JebHead

>Two Scoops

Two Scoops needs to be memed into something that triggers the left, if it hasn't been already. And by that, I mean it being symbolic for something, not just something Trump did.

>but would I be ridiculed over my height?

Hispanics are short as fuck and they're 16% of our population so probably not

I don't really know a lot of short Irishmen, the doorman at my building in NYC is a nearly 7-foot-tall ginger named Hennessy or something

>would I be ridiculed over my height?

Probably not, People would notice your accent tho

Real communism has never been tried

Do you think Trump made Bill but him two milkshakes?

youtu.be/6hVDaHRIn_g

that's the kek effect ???

What kind of chicken is most based?

Popeye's
KFC
Church's

If you got money it's easy to immigrate.

If you move to eastern Massachusetts or any part of Maine or New Hampshire you'll fit right in.

I know, England, but fuck it, I'm drunk so I might as well ask now without any reservations

Two Spooks.

travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant-process.html

I was thinking New York City, specifically Manhattan. It's beautiful and I love the big cities.

>What kind of chicken is most based?
>
>Popeye's
>KFC
>Church's

Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chips, which come with queso. Basically, fried chicken nachos.

>complains about taxes
>wants to move to NYC

the fuck

lol everyday feminism is dying

REDPILL ME ON THANKS DOC

lmao you better be bringing millions of dollars with you

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New York is one of the worst places to live, m8. It's beautiful to visit, but you don't wanna live there.

Federal taxes are about to be reduced massively, lad

Jew york is run by jews and filled with niggers and high taxes user.

>NYC

It's fun to visit. But if you think taxes in Ireland are bad, holy fuck man.

>that related video with the elephant

I get mine from a local place that's been there for like 50 years or something.

After their naked chicken chalupa, I have high hopes for these

Maybe they should try not being terrible people.

Do liberals realize interracial/cuckoldry is a subset of sadomasochistic porn? Which makes it actually rather racist.

Sup Forums meme

>After their naked chicken chalupa, I have high hopes for these

It's the same kinda chicken and breading, so you won't be disappointed.

kek I was looking for this thanks

New York is fine if you have a good job and you live in Manhattan or the gentrifying parts of Brooklyn

Queens is an absolute shithole

oh GOD YES

ehhh.,. keep in mind that everything is more expensive in america, especially Jew York. general rule is the closer you are to an urban area the more expensive everything is, from groceries to property to taxes. shit like rural midwest is cheap(er), but there's fuck all to do. very peaceful though if you can stand the bipolar weather.

TRUMP OFFICIALLY DR PRESIDENT TRUMP

TWO SCOOPS OF DICTATORSHIP

Wtf I have a M.D. in Memology now

>Basically, fried chicken nachos
I'm getting heartburn just thinking about it - sounds amazing

Cant wait for his removal. I will feast on the butthurt

>New York
NO NO NO NO NO, TRUST ME ON THIS, JUST VISIT NEW YORK

Check out the South desu

It really isn't. Work invitation, investing million or more, wife or USMC are the "fastest ways" to immigrate and are all pretty hard to do. Or family ties I suppose?

>if you got money.
I have enough money that if I won GC lottery I could move in next day, but ain't habbening.

President Bundo when?

DOCTOR

DONALD

JOHN

TRUMP

>Dr. Trump, I'm CIA

IMO the best places to live are like an hour away from the city (outside of rush hour) so you can enjoy both.

Thank you good doctor.

Popeye's

>implying he doesn't already have the carrot codes

Could someone please provide me with the fluffy pic? I seem to have accidentally lost some pictures

You can live in suburban New Jersey (the good parts like Princeton) and commute to New York, that's probably better, it's what I used to do

The good parts of the Jersey suburbs are comfy as fuck

>implying that isn't his third doctorate

>would I be ridiculed over my height
Yes, we have height inspections every week. The police order everyone out of their house and to lineup on main street then a doctor measures everyone. The "little people" are marked with a LP on their forehead with a permanent marker then the rest of the town points and laughs at them while the kids throw baby carrots at them. Then the normal people have a bbq and the LPs are not allowed because they would choke on the normal sized people food.

Is it that bad? Have I been conned into thinking it's fantastic? Damn, I feel like an Irish-American thinking Dublin is the best place in the world (though the City Centre is great on a sunny day and at night)

why not just use the USMC route?

DROP THOSE SCOOPS DONALD
REEEEEEEE

thanks for the scoops, doc

As I said, New York is a beautiful city and it's fantastic to visit, but living there is an absolute nightmare.

Its just fucking expensive but not more than London or Paris

Always happy to share voluntarily.

All right, user, no need to be sarcastic. I've noticed that we Irish generally tend to be shorter, so I was just wondering.

Trump is also eliminating state income tax deductions though and New York will have like a 9% tax on top of federal

>"Mister President, we-"
>"Please. It's Doctor President."

fair enough Satan; i have the same deal going on and as much as i hate the gas cost, it works. that reminds me...

if you haven't already, learn to drive on snowy or icy roads; god knows there's enough dumbasses who think they can do 65 during a blizzard

BHAHAHAHA Sup Forums BTFO
HOW WILL YOU LITTLE NAZIS EVER RECOVER!!??
THEY WROTE A HATEFUL SONG ABOUT YOU
AHAHAHAHAHA STUPID NAZI FUCKS

It's how they trick you into sinking more money in it. They display it on the media as amazing, but really it's shit. People there are pretty terrible too

W-what did he mean by this?

Jesus. Maybe I should just visit NYC then and live in a Republican Red State., if I do ever become a citizen there

FRANCE JUST SENT AN ARAB WHO HAS A MAO POSTER IN HER ROOM TO ESC

HAHAHAAHAHAHA FRANCE IS DOOMED

That flavor is great, btw.