Scoop-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Scoopi-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scoopman) Scoopi-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Scoopi-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
Scoopi-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Scoopi-pi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Everybody gets a scoop one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, Doland Blumpf won't get a scoop back Only the Scoopman will get it, not a fool
Everybody's clappin' that the Scoopman stutters But Grumpf will get impeached if he gets 2 scoops But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the Dlumpf won't get a vote from you I'm the Scoopman Where's the Scoopman? I'm the Scoopman
Why should we be clappin' in the politician heathens Who would try to change the scoops if they could? The scoops of the Donald insults my intuitions And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody gets scoops one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let Trump get two scoops If the Scoopman can do it, goyim, so can you I'm the Scoopman
YOU HEARD THAT DRUMPF TOOK TWOOOOOOO SCOOPS???!!! >audiance claps NOOO!!!! YOURE SUPPOSE TO BOOOO >audience laughs and claps more STOPPPPP!!!! R-RUSSIANSS!!!!!
>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks. >"CITIZENS OF Sup Forums, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM-- >YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME." >The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately. >"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!" >The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation. >"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!" >The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in. >"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..." >Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.
Juan Jackson
Hands down the best greentext so far.
Justin Howard
REGNAR BLIFF!
Lincoln Morales
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Jace Sanders
lost
Ryder Garcia
At least it wasn't a leaf.
Jose Sanchez
All it takes is one bad scoop to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am.
Just one bad scoop.
Adam Anderson
Improved version.
Wyatt Hughes
You can see him changing, you can see the hate and rage in him. He looked very different a year ago.
Half the memes are flattering. It is time to pull the cord and get him listed as a hate symbol.
Kayden Reed
RETURN THE SCOOOOPZ
Dominic Powell
who makes this shit nigger lmao
Tyler Gomez
BIG ICECREAM STRIKES BACK!!
Ryder Howard
DRUMPFTA LOOMPA DODNALDY DOO I GOT JUST ONE SCOOP WHY'D YOU GET TWO?
Brody Flores
SMUGGLES TOPHAT!!! RELINQUISH THE TESTICLES OF ICECREAM!!
Wyatt Perry
FUCKING KEK
William Mitchell
jesus Christ I lold
Ayden Green
top kek user
Jaxon Gomez
kek
Evan Cooper
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ENJOY SOME ICE CREAM BUT IT WAS ME, DONNIE BOY
I'm calling out from scoopland I'm calling out from scoopman's world If you wanna be cuck you better listen to me You gotta learn how to fuck In your fantasy
Matthew Turner
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Owen Torres
nice
Elijah Smith
...
Dylan Butler
...
Isaac Lee
Kek
David Hall
he's possesed by the jews
Leo Roberts
TWO SHOPS?! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP SHOTPTING PICS DRUMPIFTIE
Jackson Green
CAN I GET A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THIS MEME??????????
Mason Allen
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Alexander Lopez
You want the full scoop on this meme?
Jace Myers
is that where this meme comes from? did he really make fun of trump getting two scoops?
Liam Nelson
2, fucking 2 whole while they are got simply 1, 1 only. Fuck Glompf.
THIS IS MY REAALMMM, YOU IMBECILE! YOU CANNOT SKEWP ME IN MY OWN PLAYNE OF EXIISTENCE DRONNIL! DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT!
Blake Allen
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Justin Mitchell
>tfw eating two scoops of ice cream right now
Parker Rivera
...
Zachary Morris
Checked
Josiah Howard
>tfw too intelligent for 1 scoop
Julian Hughes
i fucken can't
Justin Young
>Stephen Cobert walls on stage with his hostages induced with laughing gas. >DAHNALD BLUMFS MUST MAKE A DECISON TONIGHT TO SAVE AMERICA HE MUST SAVE IVANKA WHOM I HAVE TRAPED IN AN UNKNOWN SANCTUARY CITY, OR HE MUST BREAK HIS ONE RULE, HAVE ONLY ONE SCOOP. I mean seriously, he eats with TWO SCOOPS >the audiences is so induced with laughing gas that they laugh hysterically >WHAT IS THIS?! THIS NOT PART OF THE JOKE!!!! HE EATS WITH TWO SCOOPS THAT'S NOT FUNNY >the audience laughs even more >THAT'S NOT FUNNY BOO NOW BOOOOOO CURSE YOU BINGAL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFFFF!!!! >Trump crashes through the window in a bat outfit >"It's over Joker, Ivanka is safe" >BLUMMMFTJSKSF HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!!! >"I never lost count all all the people you cucked" >AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT GROOMP, BUT I WILL ALWYAS HATE YOU FOR THE SCOOOOOPS >Cobert lashes out towards Trump, stabbing him with a one scoop icescream, Trump licks it once, and snapps his neck >THEY WILL GET YOU FOR THIS FRUMMF YOU BROKE YOUR RULE TWO SCOOOOOPS >Cobert laughs hysterically as he finishes the neck snap, killing him
MINIONS OF HELL, FIND ME DRAGNAR SCAMPF!!! YOU WILL OBEEEEYYYYYYY!!!
Logan Butler
The stop clapping meme came from the one where his audience started clapping upon hearing Comey was fired, to which he responded by calling them Trump supporters and making a flustered face.
I haven't actually seen the two scoops bit. As far as I knew CNN was the only one that made fun of him for it. Didn't know Colbert did it too.
Luis Hall
haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaah (posting this from the floor)
Cameron Rivera
kek
Connor Moore
>didn't know Colbert did it too No, just CNN. What happened was two memes came to be at around the same time (the two scoops meme and the Colbertposting) and converged.
Jason Jones
DJINNLAND BLOIMP IS A BIG MEANIE
Lucas Myers
This is the single greatest fucking thing I've ever seen on my 3 years on Sup Forums
Bentley Brown
What time line is th
Michael Butler
Someone source me to the original vid of this cuck faggot.
Give me the minute/second too if you please I don't want to listen to this faggot any longer than I have to.
Eli Ramirez
can someone give me some sauce for this meme, whats the actual video this meme is from
Ryan Roberts
fuck you guys are legends
im fucking tearing up and my face hurts
Colton Sanders
BLOMF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camden Kelly
GAS THE SCOOPS
Blake Sanders
>this cuck faggot You understand this meme is just making him more appealing right?
Adrian Turner
These are great.
Ryder Butler
On it right now.
Dominic Ortiz
TEEEEW SCOOOOOPPPSS DARNALLLL?
TEEEWWW SCAAAPPPS?????
Brandon Scott
ONE SCOOP ONLY DRUMPFY WUMPFY! FUCKING ICECREAM NAZI! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Parker Smith
Sure thing homo. 2 scoops have been added to your bank of Israel checking account.
