>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks. >"CITIZENS OF Sup Forums, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM-- >YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME." >The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately. >"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!" >The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation. >"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!" >The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in. >"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..." >Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.
Gavin Bennett
>fap all day >artifical wombs via sandwich bags hold my children >save the white race >live off of wellfare until I die have we found a solution for /r9k/ lads?
>so you're a fedora tipper as well No, not firmly. Even if there is an afterlife, would you retain your individuality? Or would your spirit merge into the spirit of God? Would you truly become "one with god/Christ" in the afterlife? How or why would individuality remain after death? That the thoughts, memories, and experiences of a finite amount of time in the mortal plane be segregated from the billions upon trillions of other experiences?
I just don't understand how the nature of an afterlife is supposed to work. A kingdom in the clouds guarded by a pearly gate are all human/material conceptualizations so we can wrap out minds around what it might be like, but that just simply can't be what it is. Travel to a completely different dimension where time and space do not apply and we get medieval architecture? Things will really be that familiar to us?
Can someone who actually has a firm believe in an afterlife at least attempt to explain to me why or how individuality survives after death? And why the spirit of someone simply wouldn't just rejoin the "great animating spirit" like a rain drop into an ocean?.
Tyler Baker
Assassinate Kim Jong Un and his military top brass in a surgical strike.
Ethan Morgan
Oh user, if only you knew what bubbly happiness having your brain run on female fuel was like
I used to wake up depressed and despondent about life
Now I wake up and have heart flutters and feel like a teenage girl when I think about guys.
I so happy I was subverted. It's so good
Carson Phillips
Sounds funnier than it is.
Chase Turner
BYE BYE DRUMPFKINS!!
Lincoln Smith
That weasel wants to hide behind "I can't answer that in public session."
Landon Morgan
why exactly please explain your logic
Jose Gray
How many hours to judge jeanie interview?
Dylan James
In all seriousness, there'a a chance it could be bad: >being public means the whole country can watch Comey confirm the dinner/pledge story (if it's true) since it's not classified information >being public means he can't answer classified questions (specifics about the investigation that would exonerate Trump) There's a lot of scope for it to go badly for us, is all I'm saying.
Colton Smith
Exactly, which is why the committee should refuse. Grassley knows this.
Wyatt Wright
As much as I'd like to watch that hearing I know that slimy fuck will dodge every question asked
Brandon Cruz
I can't comment on this.
Christopher Miller
U N C O M M O N
Hunter Morales
Wiesel stomping day when?
Justin Kelly
Does anyone have that chart where it shows that poorer people are voting Republican now?
Eli Cruz
FUCKING LURK MORE
Owen Rodriguez
I AM NOT A FUCKING WEASEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eli Hall
>newfag Go back or lurk more u faggot
Jaxon Perry
Wrong faggot targeted
Christian Foster
nuke every inch of north korea into a wasteland that will be uninhabitable for tens of thousands of years to come
Andrew Lee
But muh esports!
Jaxon Jones
Watching the Roger Stone documentary on Netflix. So far seems pretty good
Jaxson Rogers
Even Wiesel chan thinks you are one
Liam Perry
...
Levi Price
NOOOO! STOP IT! I'LL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND YOU FUCKING FAGGOT START THE LEAKS, MCCABE
Eli Hughes
Let the bombs drop
Julian Lewis
Its good. They skim over anything negative about clinton though. They never follow through on her health. They make it seem like absurd fake news.
Parker Lewis
We can finally make a difference
Landon Walker
best
Adam Fisher
Bush jr is one of the best Presidents since Roosevelt.
>BTFO al Qaida >Made sure Obama could handle the crisis that was iminent >Ignored global warming fags >build the basis of top security in America. >Started building a fysical border at the southern border.
REEEEE WHEN IS TRUMP BEING IMPEACHED? I WANT LGBT SEASON TO BE OPEN
Zachary Diaz
show tits or gtfo
Charles Barnes
NOT AGAIN
Jose Reed
>another speech, still no mention of what he's going to do about Red Mountain or the cliff racers Not doing so hot here, bros
Parker Price
>DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO Very well done
Nathan Collins
>scots never stop being cucked
Andrew Morgan
So will the US respond militarily to this NK missile test? Is this "the line"?
Or more sanctions/diplomacy. New sanctions package just got passed in Congress anyway. China is cracking down...
Ayden Cook
retard bot thread fucking Sup Forums up.
Julian Ward
I don't wanna be swedish anymore. It's depressing. Swedes are autistic.
Have you ever interracted with swedes?
Colton Gray
DO IT DON NUCLEAR CHOCOLATE CAKE NOW
Jordan Thomas
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Jason Roberts
I was diagnosed with cancer when I was 24 years old. I beat it, but every day—every day—I lives with it. I think about it. Every pain, every new something going on somewhere, is it coming back? Is this cancer? Do I have it again? Is it gonna kill me this time? Is it gonna take me away from my family? Speaking of which: my children. Both have pre-existing conditions from birth. One cardiac, one thyroid. Trump and Trump supporters have been the single greatest threat to my family in the entire world. You are the reason I stay up at night. You are the reason that I cannot sleep. What happens if I lose my job?
Trump supporters, Take away my healthcare. I dare you. Go ahead, tell me why I shouldn't receive the proper care.
Jacob Butler
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Dylan Price
Why can't Trump speak like a normal human being? He sounds retarded but we know he isn't.
Isaac Perry
I wish the phrase 'fellow pedes' was an autoban because it would take care of that dumb faggot that thinks it's so fucking funny to post that every thread day in and day out
who do you stand with? "Gas the weed addicts" Sessions or rand?
Samuel Gonzalez
fuck off with your weak genes
Christian Evans
AWOOOOO FLIP OUT THE DICK ON KIM TRUMP
Asher Roberts
>Have you ever interracted with swedes?
Yes, he was a walking stereotype. Complete pushover to his wife, he had a dozen Korans. I'm not kidding.
Grayson Morris
Thats some next level btfo
Landon Reed
>17,000 dollaradoos for icecream??
Connor Morales
Rebosting:
Is the minority status of the white race worldwide an inevitability at this point?
It's honestly extremely depressing to think that by the time I'm an old man my race will be a minority worldwide, even in my own country :(
Ethan Cooper
I'd prefer using yellowcake
Joseph Butler
If he's a Fenno-swede, then yes.
Is he autistic?
Noah Campbell
Why can't leaf leaves make like a tree and leaf? They sound like leaves but we know they aren't.
Christopher Kelly
>tfw a lot of "white" girls in the Seattle area look like this Th-thanks Japan and natives.
Landon Cooper
>Did you tell the president that he isn't under investigation? >I can't answer that. What's the point?
Nathan Gray
>we >I posted it again teehee
Cooper Carter
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Michael Moore
Im sorry man. But don't waste your precious time here. Trump supporters are savages not any better than cavemen.
Carter Barnes
Scotland is the worst country in the world. I hate that I live within 70 miles of the rainy shit hole.
Carson Ross
By the time I post this awoo, my post will be buried under 42 new replies
Might as well not even show it
Parker Kelly
By raw numbers whites are already a tiny minority worldwide. We'd have to genocide basically the entire rest of the planet to avoid that.
Justin Gutierrez
nice one
Brody Murphy
HAVE CHILDREN
Dylan Wright
thnx now i don't feel stupid for thinking that
Grayson Gutierrez
What? Was he a muslim convert?
Oliver White
Donald Trump speaks at Lehigh University's commencement at Stabler Arena in Bethlehem on June 5, 1988: The king-size black helicopter landing on Lehigh University's baseball field yesterday afternoon told anyone who didn't already know who was headlining at commencement. In bold white letters, T-R-U-M-P was clearly visible for hundreds of yards. Donald J. Trump, president of the Trump Organization, obviously pleased the crowd of about 7,000 in Stabler Arena and the seniors who chose him as speaker. However, the real estate magnate's remarks were surprisingly liberal. Trump outlined for the Class of 1988 the reasons they should be angry.
>“An obstacle in your way, in my way, just came on board," Trump said. "I left my (graduating) class in great shape, but 50 percent in the class are decimated by drugs or alcohol. Now we have the additional obstacle of AIDS. Be very careful - it's out there."
After his somewhat somber beginning, Trump launched into a passionate attack against a foreign competitors he believes are taking advantage of American political incompetence. He beseeched his audience to vote and have an influence on government.
>"Country-wide, we have serious problems," he said. "So many countries are whipping America . . . making billions and stripping the United States of economic dignity. I respect the Japanese, but we have to fight back."
He related an experience with a Japanese business tycoon who brought several henchmen and an aggressive attitude into Trump's New York office. The man, Trump said, slammed his fist on his desk and demanded: 'We want real estate!'
>"His level of intensity was incredible. When you're (working in) the New York real estate markets, you're dealing with some rough people. He made them look like babies. What happens to the country when this guy goes to the state department? His country . . . totally outsmarted our stupid politicians."
Cooper Bell
He's finnish, so yes, but self aware about it. He told us how a serial killer keeps getting away with murder
Nolan Jones
I don't know how to feel about sexy Republican Mike Myers.
Anthony Jackson
To talk about the dinner he had with Trump and confirm/deny the pledge story. That's not classified, so it's really the only thing to ask him about.
Zachary Turner
Inflation is a bitch
Nolan Rivera
Daily reminder that Asian waifus have the nicest feet
Ayden Morris
>Hillary Clinton steals Frodo's ring and wears it without hesitation
This is bullshit but I believe it.
Owen Howard
This will never not be funny
Jason Robinson
straight weasel'd
Christopher King
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Logan Gutierrez
The fact that the United States defends countries militarily, including Japan, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait, without collecting a dime, is a poor policy, Trump said. Kuwait has the highest standard of living in the world, he continued, and it is "ridiculous" that the U.S. government sends escorts for their ships in the Persian Gulf without collecting some of the profits from their oil markets. >"We wouldn't have deficits," he said. >"We defend Japan for nothing. What kind of clowns do we have representing us? It's a very sad situation."
Blake Brown
What's one individual having children going to do? FUCK ALL!
Matthew Williams
What's Anguilla like? Never heard of that place before.
