Dr. Oetker, I'm 100 BMI

>Dr. Oetker, I'm 100 BMI.

He wasn't alone.

>you don't get to bring food

>Dr. Oetker
Pic related best pizza. Prove me wrong.

...

Was willingly gaining hundreds of pounds and then playing the sympathy card when complaining about not getting affordable healthcare for your fat ass part of your plan?

If I pull off your healthcare would you die?

If I cancel that healthcare, will you die?

I agree but pic related is better than Ristorante

It will be extremely costly
You're a rich guy
For you

Never seen this in goymany.

If I take that pizza out of your mouth, would you die?

I actually support universal healthcare or at least healthcare affordable for the poor... but for fat fucks like this there should be an exception. Being this disgusting and obese would guarantee death in older times

your a big guy
>we need a bigger plane

I think you pref that in Poland, more in your budgets.

Now we're cooking

Stop eating the deep frozen jew!

When made properly it's really good. The dough is much thicker than in Ristorante. If you find it - try it out.

Oh, wow, I can't handle the banter

I'll call it in...but first, PAY MY HEALTHCARE!

I feel sorry for freedom-lacking people

Wagner > Dr. Shitker

>PIZZABURGER MASTER RACE

FUCK THE FISCH

my 400lb roommate eats frozen pizzas every night

>rumoured to not possess psychic abilities
>controls burguer king with an iron fist
>in contact with bernie sanders
>will bankroll the first restaurants on Mars (BoggieBurguer will be the first restaurant)

>Wagner
You better be baiting.

kek is that walmart or walgreens?

Buy Kinder surprise egg

>will terraform mars with his footprints

Truth hurts, doesnt it, Oetker-shill?

>Implying I would want to use my freedom to buy something that is a dangerous choking hazard

>mfw I just HAD to stumble on a Harvard debate club champion

thats not a pizza, THATS a pizza

Walmart.

Uhm no sweetie ;-)

>1 meat

No fucking wurst Hans?

I do not like overloaded pizzas.

Too funny to be kraut.
Who are you really?

>a fucking Currywurst
GOTTVERAMMTE SCHEIßE NOCHMAL JA!
Du warst doch mein Neger die ganze Zeit lang.

>Ham

I wonder why

damn that looks really good.

Not gonna lie, if im getting any frozen pizza its going to be that exact brand and type.

Fuck off, you idiots. Boogie wasn't blessed with good genetics and that's why he's as big as he is. It's perfectly natural.

Real Kraut but lived in the US the first third of my life.

>tfw my English was better when I was 8


Currywurst beste Wurst.

It is but only if done right with the right kind of sausage and the sauce is made by the foodtruck guy and not a big company

We only bought it because it reminded us of Manfred von Richthofen desu

>Frozen

>worst Italy

my sides

Boogie needs to fuck off, is he under the impression that his lard-scented videos will stop the Obamacare repeal?

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED PHARMACEUTICAL

Someone HAS TO PAY!!

quite the post checked

Ah, you think diabetes is your ally? You merely contracted diabetes. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a salad until I was already a (big) man, by then it was nothing to me but blighting!

>Gastric banding this plane, with no survivors.

Mfw he dies in surgery.

golden times

why didn't I ask kek for something!!

err I asked for two scoops

You eurofags disapoint me

He didn't produce insulin so good

pls let this catch on

>Boxed premade pizza
DISGUSTING
Make your own damn pizza you lazy shit.

Even with a quick baking soda crust instead of yeast a homemade is better. Plus its fucking easy

Literally
>Make quick biscuit crust
>Prebake
>Put on Marinara sauce
>Grate/break up whatever cheese you have
>Toss on some toppings
>bake at 375

>cook thoroughly
>keep frozen

>companies actually have to explicitly tell people this to avoid getting sued for billions of shekels in case brain dead muricans eat half-thawed pizza raw because they are morons

Look at that disgusting autist fingernail! Gross.

Some people have a job, NEET.

Why the fuck would you make a pizza biscuit? America is even worse than I thought.

I'm glad this fat fuck will be dead in under a decade. Along with Totalfaggot.

He's not talking about a cookie, Nigel. Stop talking in your backwards language

Obviously, because he said biscuit.

Takes literally ten minutes.
You are just lazy
Working 30Hrs a week and going to college I still worked out everyday and cooked every one of my meals. No prepacked cancer jew poison.

A biscuit in England is not the same as biscuit in America. Its just a basic dough. (water flour salt baking soda) Also you can make it as large as you want its not a pizza biscuit. ALso it seems the brits can't read. I said its STILL BETTER THAN PREPACKED even without a yeast dough.

fuck that cuck pizza

nice

I think what the yanks call biscuits we call crackers

So it's a savoury biscuit. Won't all the cheese and tomato mix into the tea when you dunk it? Sounds pretty disgusting desu

WELL CONGRATULATIONS
YOU GOT YOURSELF FAT
NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?

I hate you so goddamn much...

If cooking from scratch takes 10 minutes, you're doing it wrong, mate.

A gentle reminder that Americans butchered our language.

A biscuit and a 'water biscuit' are two different things in England, water biscuits being incredibly dry and dense because they were used as food on board ships due to the long spoil time.

Damn son how you gonna dunk a 20in biscuit?

You Brits must make cauldrons of tea.

If it produces hotties like Kate though maybe we should pick it up.

No pls whyyy

So Americans eat hard tack pizza? What is going on over there?

>not big guy
You had one job.

not sure if troll or retarded/brainwashed

>i can make a pizza from scratch in 10 minutes
you lying cunt, it takes at least 10-15 minutes to cook the fucker

If cooking takes you a long time you are a shitty cook. Also I'm not counting oven time when you aren't doing anything.

You think a chef in a kitchen is spending an hour on each meal?

Gimme a break. You must be a shit cook with no knife skills.

Who was in the wrong here

>if i pull it off will you finish your food?

I don't want to dunk it because it sounds nasty, that's the entire point. But if that's a sincere question, then I would break it into smaller parts.

Pretty much the same ingredients between hard-tack and whatever the fuck a 'biscuit base' is. Just with extra baking powder for the base I guess, not hard to see the linguistic jump here.

eat it un cooked dum dum

>flat bread pizza
>good

no

Biscuits here are called scones in England. But they're often greasier and fattier than scones in England. People eat them with a peppery sausagey gravy for breakfast here. Biscuits and gravy.

Crackers here aren't that different to crackers in England.

Then there's English muffins...

Its not the same as hard-tack its fluffier. Also Its just a quick pizza. Something you make to use up some cheese in a tasty way. Way better than any boxed processed shit.

i knife u, fag
t. fat fuck
>MUH GIANT DOUGH TO STUFF MY MOUTH WITH

>Something you make to use up some cheese in a tasty way.
Just make a toasted cheese sandwich
Or just eat cheese and apples

I don't count oven time, you aren't working on it then. but it takes like 10 minutes to make.

>Reveal lack of cooking skills
>Resort to threats of violence
Classic kraut

what about these muffins?

In that case I can make a pizza in 0 minutes. I don't count shopping, prep and cooking time though.

>Pizza von Richtofen

Do we have real, tangible evidence of his wife cheating on him yet?
She no doubt has a fuckbuddy or two, but I'd love to have actual evidence of that.

fucking kek, gud pic.

They're pic related.

You ever had a Sausage McMuffin McDonalds breakfast? The chewy bready thing that that sausage and egg are wrapped in is like an English muffin.

I'm not sure what you'd call it in England but I know it's not an English muffin.