>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Good evening Roberts. Looking forward to a rowdy evening.
Jaxson Murphy
>Hit and run. Parked silver Lexus got hit.
>Domestic altercation
>Woman sitting in a car for three hours, may be sleeping or.....
Can't keep up.
Samuel Robinson
Been a warm one Roberts. Chimpout predicted tonight.
James Hughes
Dispatch: Male black on the phone in front of a vacant lot. Doesn't know what he is doing.
Officer: He's on the phone.
Dispatch: Exactly
Alexander Adams
Some of the calls are not even for crimes
Luis Anderson
>100 year old nursing home patient with bruises
Who beats a 100 year old nursing home patient???
Matthew Wilson
We've already had a call for the bodysnatchers and black male threatened caller with a toilet. It's going to be a good night
James Long
Mothers day weekend OP. Niggers dont celebrate fathers day.
Tyler Morgan
I do :(
Brody Phillips
>DOA >possible suicide
Luke Myers
>DOA >possible suicide damn
Lincoln Cox
Stepped away for a minute. Was the doa suicide the person in the car three hours?
Brody Williams
> Cut off house arrest band
Liam Nelson
After listening to the CPD scanner, I defiantly will not go to Chicago without a level IIIA vest, Steel plate, Kevlar helmet, Tank, AR-15, .45 H&K USP, Anti aircraft guns, Every army in the world with well oiled kalashnikov's, hand sanitize, Kim jung un's body guards,a stab proof groin protector, a condom, and gloves.
Matthew Wright
I'd kill myself if I lived in Chicago too
Brayden Gray
>someone arguing with a male with a gun
>man in wheelchair causing a disturbance
It's been warm lately, Shits probably going to get real.
Niggers are already cutting off their house arrest bands
Kayden Thomas
>regular wheel chair guy
Wut?
Elijah Bell
So whats for lunch?
David Jenkins
I would need armed security and one of those Mercedes suvs that has armor
Jaxson Ward
probably a "repeat customer"
Michael Lee
to be fair when people get that old they bruise really easily.
The nurse could have been trying to help them up by holding onto their arm etc and it could bruise
Brandon Walker
So what do you all do here?
Logan James
They didn't specify but probably the former
Michael Lopez
I luv u momz
Connor Jackson
>their neighbors have been drinking and are now arguing >anonymous caller >their neighbors
Joseph Roberts
Greetin's, Roberts. Hope y'all be comfy as fuck tonight. Apparently we're already halfway down the slide, though, and so any contributions towards bumping the tread would be welcome.
Nathan Long
I bruise so easy it is kinda worrisome.
Camden Cruz
Is it even RRH yet?
Aiden Brown
I am just waiting for my pizza to warm and I will be comfy asf
Noah Lopez
Not yet. 2 hours or so
Camden Butler
Coonery is rampant gotta warm up for Memorial Day.
Ethan Nguyen
Just get comfy with a pint and observe, Icelandbro. It's the easiest way to learn, and I highly doubt you will be disappointed. Welcome.
Austin Walker
Good evening Roberts. Keys checked and ready for another /comfy/ evening
>Mr Jackson's ex gf is acting up
Liam Long
> waiting for Adam to go to bed
I have some new OC for the thread, but don't want to waste anything aesthetic by posting it earlier.
Robert Hall
>male blacks fighting in the tire shop
Luis Reed
>5 male Hispanics fighting in the tire shop with a gun
kekd
Christian Miller
Hey yourself a drink and a snack. Put the scanner on and listen to the inhabitants of a city in ruins deal the final death blow to what little humanity remains in Chicago.
Adam Moore
So many niggers so little time
Ian Bell
Great. Thanks man. Always good to see new OC. Save it for when the real show begins.
Luke Barnes
We got a dead one. Homicide or suicide?
Anthony Roberts
>group of teens drinking in the park
That's the least of Chicago's problems
Owen Rodriguez
Browsed these threads occasionally, this is the first time I'm getting /comfy/ in them though.
Love it so far, god these officers never stop in chiraq
Blake Flores
>unknown person cut her finger with a knife
wut
Robert Hernandez
and anyone else who hasn't already seen this gem from aus user
Had to make a correction to this one... male black versus black male
Jacob Jenkins
lol, the Ozzy that made that video used two webms in his video I posted. the video is actually pretty good and the music is smooth
Ryder Harris
All you need is on the tracks and you have bingo. This is all in the last hour
up and down, Not side to side
Easton Barnes
Any white Porsche sightings?
Mason Richardson
Weekend edition is a cover all not one straight line.
Carson Hughes
Good luck getting a pavement inspector in Chicago on a Saturday!
Caleb Price
>Any white Porsche sightings? been awhile, maybe he dumped it?
Jason Morgan
Not that I've heard. Dammit.
10-4 Blackout rules apply
Samuel White
lol. A shiny new nickel says that bitch is already in Beijing. At least the nogs got a few kicks out of it before it went in the container. Can't deny them all their fun, after all.
Jack Brooks
I will pay them in crack. Then I will have more than I need!
Matthew Gutierrez
She had a good run.
Wyatt Wilson
y tho?
captcha: avenida please
Ethan Lopez
for our purposes pavement inspector is someone lying in the the street...inspecting dat pavement closely. Dead or alive counts.
Robert Fisher
>by dunkin
Luke Torres
>meet at the dunkin donuts
Levi Carter
I know. I thought he was making a reference to that old joke.
Mason Sanders
>FIVE TO SEVEN >FIVE TO SEVEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Blake Clark
these Adam dispatchers are irritating as fuck
Andrew Gomez
>7 shots fired. Rapid. coons goin' full auto tonight
Tyler Price
>five to seven rapid fire shots fired
Nathaniel Collins
Agreed. Saturday day, the new person has to start somewhere
Isaiah Fisher
>person with the shattered face
Damn son.
Nicholas Phillips
I go to school in zone 6
Ryan Young
That's some serious damage
Daniel Bennett
>laundry list of domestic disturbances Jebus
Gabriel Taylor
I wonder what the average police response time is in Chicago. If it's not serious do they even bother to show up?
Jose Lopez
Not sure about Chicago. But it could take literally hours in Detroit.
Even for things like assaults or gun found
Dominic Turner
>fireworks
Colton Nguyen
It took hours for somebody to make it to a human skull being found last summer
Ryan Foster
I live in chicago, it's not that bad. If all you know about a city is from it's police scanner you will have a vastly distorted view of what it's like. There are parts of it I wouldn't go without what you described, but most of it is fine.
Ryan Thomas
>black male fighting with a passed out black female Whut?
Jack Myers
The dispatcher sounded pretty sad that there was some rapid fire goin' on.
Prob'ly thinkin' 'bout the kids and bystanders getting hit. Prob'y a mom, I'm guessing. Godspeed, lady.
Hudson Williams
I think that's called a beatdown, not a fight.
Landon Harris
Dispatch "mmmmHmmmmm!"
yall niggas need jesus
Mason Bailey
Care to elaborate? Because unless we are listening to different streams, I think they are doing great. These are some very good dispatchers, I feel, and with a nice amount of sassiness.
Evan Walker
>one gunshot wound to the left bottock
Luke King
To be fair, though, it was a skull. It's not like it was in a hurry to get somewhere.
Samuel Campbell
>black male There's your clue.
Samuel Barnes
Why doesn't Walgreens just hire a security guard?
Nicholas Green
>it's not that bad
Stockholm syndrome much?
You city cucks have no idea how much we have lost.
Dominic Cox
dude walgreens doesnt even have bags...you dont bring your own the cashier just stares and blinks at you like "take your shit and go"
Kevin Watson
and click goes the Shot-in-the-Ass-O-Meter
Julian Ortiz
>Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area) deleted
Josiah Gomez
Ahh it's the Aldi of pharmacies
Isaac Green
wait...really? Like it's so bad they wont even give you bags so as to save money for the store? Walgreens in my corner of the country has no problem double bagging if you ask.
Zachary Williams
sexual assualt
Jack Ross
no like they banned plastic bags in chicago and walgreens was too cheap to get paper bags
Charles Bell
Because any security team able to stop packs of niggers on a regular basis would have to look something like this?
Logan Rodriguez
Also there are a metric fuck ton of walgreens in chicago...lines are slow as fuck and long because black people will do their monthly shopping there rather than a proper grocery store....so there i am sitting in line 15min for a soda, dental floss, and coffee creamer.
Oliver Nguyen
just another day in bratfud
Jace Nelson
Plastic got banned here too. I have to say out of all the paper bags, I actually like Walgreen's bags the most. Smaller size and has handles. I always get extra when I go.
Jace Wright
>they banned plastic bags in chicago and walgreens was too cheap to get paper bags ah yes, the law of unintended consequences
Gavin Baker
will say walgreens in the suburbs is fucking awesome...but down town they suck ass...also i cant even imagine what a walgreens in garfield park or englewood would be like...
also...red impala pulling a gun...not shocked...crack deal gone wrong
