TWO SCOOPS OF REDDIT SALT SPECIAL ICE CREAM EDITION GET YOUR REDDIT SALT
Leo Miller
real charlotte
Kevin Sanders
I'm sad that scoops appears to be taking off.
Bad meme IMHO.
Justin Hughes
I mean, Trump has a point though.
Lucas Cox
THICC
Kevin Brooks
Louise Mensch's lawyer is warning her about claiming there's an indictment against Trump
Jayden Perry
2020.
Zachary Hall
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Michael Cook
>tfw no Charlotte gf >tfw no Mike Pence father-in-law
Colton Cooper
>only 2 scoops
Cmon man, you got at least do 4. Cmon. You gotta EAT BIG to GET BIG CMON!!
Isaac Reed
GRASNALD FLORF WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A FIFTH DOCTORATE FIRST TWO SCOOPS NOW THIS?? YOU AM NO SMART DOCTOR I NOT SAY YOU CAN HAVE MORE SCOOP BBLOORFEN KUUUJJZ
Benjamin Long
Clearly Mr. Pence has never heard of Mr. Hands (I believe he was called)
Leo Perez
t h i c c
Joshua Hernandez
pls rember, that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
Ryder Morales
POTUS should sue her pants off.
Jacob Hall
user with the good charlotte. this is real charlotte hours if I do say so.
>mfw I see charlotte in leggings
Gabriel Evans
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Andrew Price
>have nothing in my house to eat but rice >have collectively less than $1 >don't get paid until monday I fucked up.
Michael Thomas
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Robert Wright
Who here /TikiNationalist/ now?
Mason Jones
>brady didn't even go to the white house >neither will melania
Elijah Butler
It's times like this when I realize how far up its own ass Reddit is.
William Peterson
>yfw you'll never be admonished by Trump
Charles Johnson
>Trump broke the ceiling and made it so any celebrity can run for President I'm getting real tired of this talking point. If being a celebrity was the be all end all of electability, then youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw should have prevented Trump from winning. Why can't anyone admit that Trump is a successful business man worth billions and that it wasn't his time on the Apprentice that won him the election?
Parker Sullivan
lol
I think Warren's daughter is actually married to an Indian guy though (Asian Indian, I mean)
Chase Anderson
Poo poo Indian not Woo Woo Indian
Samuel Young
yup, here grandkids are half poos.
Owen Parker
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Robert Ortiz
Anyone who gets the face of anyone, instead of a direct family member, tattooed on their body is a fucking idiot.
Asher Rogers
>Why can't anyone admit that Trump is a successful business man worth billions and that it wasn't his time on the Apprentice that won him the election? 1. They refuse to see the distinction between people who earned their money and people who inherited it. 2. They're deeply innumerate so they don't understand the difference between a million and a billion, or how far a million bucks goes in Manhattan real estate. 3. Even if they admitted he did it on his own they'd still hate him because they're literal fucking commies and he's a billionaire with a gold plated penthouse in a building he built. 4. It makes them feel better about the election loss, although if they looked at it logically it would make them feel worse because according to them their invincible YASS QUEEN lost to Bozo the Clown.
Ryan Carter
>running away in your mind No, you confront that shit immediately, say the pledge of allegiance several times as fast as you can, and jerk off to Ivanka. That's how you overcome your problems.
I volunteer to help charlotte shop for a bra that fits better.
Gabriel Long
Latvia
Justin Thomas
Give him the pair of brand spanking new jumper cables I bought just in case this happened. Gotta keep him distracted and appeased so I can bang his daughter.
Asher Torres
FIGHR ME NIGGA
WHERE ARE YOU AT? WE FIGHT FOR TRUMP'S HONOR.
Justin Allen
>breaking the first rule of opsec >Kekistan flags Man, reddit is trying too hard
Gabriel Garcia
Where is that?
Adrian Sullivan
And what sort of "workouts" do those people do Probably not lifting weights
Asher Torres
made up place from Seinfeld
Christopher Cook
>not bringing him a new car battery as a token of friendship and respect
Julian Rogers
Daily reminder that the McCarthyist left sent death threats to Andrea Bocelli, forcing him to back off from singing at Trump's inauguration.
Aaron Ward
so then how do i get a latvian qt when it's a made up place from a show?
Colton Jenkins
Name my sources? Fine counselor, as follow:
- Rachel Maddow - John Podesta - Jim Smith, the guy who makes my starbucks double chai
Gabriel Brooks
>Sir I'm honored to take your daughter out tonight, and thank you for trusting me to escort her. I wanna let you know that I'll never take advantage of her, or betray that trust. Here's the numbers of where we're gonna be tonight, and this is my cell, if you call I'll answer Worked when I met the wife's dad
Isaac Gonzalez
Well of course they are. That's what Reddit does. I do think it's funny that they adopted one of our memes as their god and another as the emblem on their shields, much like Christ and the Cross in medieval Europe. That makes us the Pee pee poo popes.
David Baker
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Brandon Nguyen
Dumb Akko poster. I'll survive until monday. It's just unfortunate.
Kevin Gray
God bless the USA
Michael Hernandez
WE
Ian Baker
I have a feeling he's a proxyfag, as a lot of shills with a foreign flag have in the past.
Carson Sullivan
I'd fuck Louise Mensch desu
Adam Reed
I'm still pissed about it.
And why post Neve Campbell's tits?
Connor Nguyen
My Dad took my Mother's Dad fishing after they met. Apparently the way to earn respect in my family is through freshly caught seafood.
Jackson Howard
Doesn't look as bad as Chelsea Clinton's actual face
Aiden Lewis
MORNING >Trump gives speech at Liberty University’s graduation AFTERNOON >Trump tweets: “We” >Quickly deletes it and tweets: “Will be interviewed by @JudgeJeanine on @FoxNews at 9:00 P.M. (Saturday night). Enjoy!” >”I was thrilled to be back @LibertyU. Congratulations to the Class of 2017! This is your day, and you've earned it. 45.wh.gov/yC4dRy” >Man in Florida calls ICE to be deported EVENING >DNC host group received upwards of $1B in bonuses >Lindsey Graham says in interview that Trump wakes him when he’s asleep >NK successfully launches missile - flew 700 kilometers (435 miles) >NK says Pyongyang will talk to Washington under ‘right conditions’ >Trump on Judge Jeanine
Lincoln Butler
Beat me to it >ywn help get her tight shirt past her shoulder boulders >ywn help her get her too-tight bra off "user i can't get it" >ywn hold her tigs up so she can get the new bra on just right
Ian Powell
>zap the gay away
Dominic Cooper
oh shit
Jason Butler
A Real Dot vs. a Fake Feather
>grab popcorn, buy new external hard drive and meme away
Thomas Bennett
This is true, but the media is turning it into followers on social media being an indicator of electability instead of experience. They want to change it from years of experience in politics to number of followers on twitter, when it should be experience of any kind if voters value it.
Brandon Ward
a fight over nothing...
Charles Bennett
Yeah grinding your joints and discs with large amounts of weight seems like a smart idea.
Robert Walker
>And why post Neve Campbell's tits?
Because they're disgusting like the left
Cooper Wright
Louise is always right about these things
Samuel Collins
eh, 5 years ago sure.
Ayden Gonzalez
WUZ
Thomas Hall
Quite the Gentleman and Scholar there user
Noah Lewis
Theoretically, yes. But in reality it should be just businessmen or people from the military.
Dominic Moore
You in bangkok lad? Where are you?Are you some fatty farang or skrawny thai bitch. Most all of you cunts are 5'6" max.
I challenge you to fisticuffs.
Sebastian Mitchell
THANK YEWWWW SEEEEEAAAAWWWWNNNNN
Parker Cooper
its sometimes hard to see it but she has never been wrong.. Trump is as good as on the gallows this very moment.. I am in awe of her..
Christopher Russell
>Lindsey Graham says in interview that Trump wakes him when he's asleep Kek.
Jaxon Green
...mkay.
Jordan Barnes
>Trump tweets: “We”
Xavier Adams
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Jeremiah Cruz
>The media and leftists have literally devolved down to actual child-like complaining >but he got TWO scoops!
I've seen this kind of behavior in small children. The kind that think that just because you broke their candy bar in half, they suddenly think they have more candy.
