Not gonna lie, former Bundo supporter here. This is fucking adorable watching Bundo hop and frolic. But in all seriousness we can't let this bunny get the carrot codes.
DARK MATTER AWOO! NO! GOD NO! IT'LL CONSUME US ALL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Juan Cook
Awooocream!
Brody Taylor
This is my last one for the night. Someone else has to make the next thread because I'm probably going to be asleep before this thread hits 300.
Dominic Sullivan
MORNING >Trump gives speech at Liberty University’s graduation AFTERNOON >Trump tweets: “We” >Quickly deletes it and tweets: “Will be interviewed by @JudgeJeanine on @FoxNews at 9:00 P.M. (Saturday night). Enjoy!” >”I was thrilled to be back @LibertyU. Congratulations to the Class of 2017! This is your day, and you've earned it. 45.wh.gov/yC4dRy” >Man in Florida calls ICE to be deported EVENING >DNC host group received upwards of $1B in bonuses >Lindsey Graham says in interview that Trump wakes him when he’s asleep >NK successfully launches missile - flew 700 kilometers (435 miles) >NK says Pyongyang will talk to Washington under ‘right conditions’ >Trump on Judge Jeanine
>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks. >"CITIZENS OF Sup Forums, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM-- >YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME." >The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately. >"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!" >The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation. >"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!" >The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in. >"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..." >Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.
Chase Morgan
>proof of collusion is revealed >Trump impeached/arrested >Pence takes over >another scandal to get rid of him >repeat for speaker and the rest of the cabinet and line of continuity >nancy pelosi becomes President >declares all of Trump's orders and appointments null and void >declares gorsuch now invalid for SCotUS and gets a lib in >Ruth boner finally croaks knowing her seat is safe >same with two other justices >after cleaning things up, Pelosi declares that shilllary did win after all, due to her new EO declaring electoral collage null and void going back to the 2016 election >hillary takes power >ditches caine and declares warren her vp >the age of women begins
this is what some of them probably fantasize about
I can't decide between Philly, Chicago, or Detroit.
Jaxson Johnson
>iU4woo8B >4wooo >Awoo AWOOOOOO
Asher Sullivan
How the mighty have fallen.
Sebastian Bailey
we notice user. real awoo hours have been for 18 minutes and here we are not posting alewds
Noah Lopez
I will notice and raise you a rare restrained awoo
Elijah Cooper
Same bro
Lucas Peterson
>there's nothing more pathetic than being a critic
H-he wasn't talking about us, r-right?!?
Eli Murphy
>Rick Wilson has to wake up every day with the knowledge that he's Rick Wilson
Jonathan Turner
TEWWWWWW SCREUPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS
Jason Adams
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Josiah Jackson
N...nothing personnel, kid...
Mason Hughes
>Spend money going to a Trump golf course >Spell out resist ????
Oliver Hughes
Well that's it for me for the evening. Oyasuminasai, /ptg/.
Easton King
Why can't we vet the goods first?
>avoid buyer's remorse
Jordan Harris
I don't know what's worse, being Rick Wilson, or Anthony Burch
Zachary Jackson
No exceptions
Easton Long
>you now remember those niggers that kidnapped and tortured that mentally handicapped guy while livestreaming it and shouting "fuck Trump and fuck white people" >they weren't promptly lynched.
Joshua Wright
Rick managed to get his piss fetish dossier in the hands of senators, maybe this story will finally break the sanity barrier and CNN will start reporting this nonsense. I'm getting excited, this is hilarious.
Luke Turner
oops, fixed x2
Adrian Smith
>ID
James Young
Is this the legendary October Surprise?
Joshua Powell
The Menschkins literally believe an impeachment is happening. Like right now.
They're arguing about FISA shit on Twitter.
Liam Reed
KAC can look real good. >look into kelly's eyes. see the softness and compassion there? you don't get to see this side of her often. but it exists.
Cameron Nelson
sleep tight puppper
Hunter Lopez
Are the #s right on that NK missile test? They now have a 4500km nuke range?
Dylan Phillips
oh and pastebin's updated get it while it lasts >Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 5/13/17 youtu.be/7CqE-QpG6Fw
Alexander Green
There's a reason it's called CHIRAQ
Isaac Torres
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Nathaniel Baker
That would be a good idea if Trump wasn't 70. But I'm surprised nobody has attempted this. I'm guessing it's because of the way our two-party system works and due to the trends of the economy. The economy is always going to rise and fall. Recessions are a natural thing. So if there's a recession, the opposing party gains the upperhand, and they're more likely to gain support. Plus, the opposing party gets more aggressive about trying to take back the White House. It's like a pendulum.
Alexander Bailey
You cannot stop what has been foretold.
Gabriel Reyes
Now for the real question, what flavor ice cream do I get tomorrow when the dairy store opens? >dairystore.msu.edu/icecream
Angel Turner
Win-win
Turn California's wreckage into a marshal law state
Win-win-win
Christopher Cooper
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Austin Cooper
Excellent job
William Smith
You now remember Antifa fucking FIREBOMBED a GOP hq last year and nothing came of it. No public arrests or even word from the FBI. Everyone just forgot about it apparently.
Ethan Flores
>Rick Wilson has to wake up every morning knowing that his grandchildren are mongrels who look nothing like him
Nicholas Evans
>mfw Illegals are deporting themselves
Jaxon James
BRING IT ON YOU DEMOCRATS WORMS
AMERICA WON'T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!
Charles Hernandez
I actually agree with this.
Owen Jenkins
WILSON BTFO
Parker Flores
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Chase Morales
You've done pretty well these past few times you've been up there for the briefs, must feel pretty good to say what us Americans that are paying close attention are thinking, huh
Blake Stewart
>yfw you live on the east coast, out of their range >yfw California is their most likely target
Jaxson Lewis
This is the jibberish Mensch is pushing btw
Carter Martin
democrats are hanged by their neighbors for turning pro NK just so they can keep being anti Trump win-win-win-win
Christian Reed
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Luis Thompson
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Christian Bennett
>liberals make a mess that some poor people they pretend to care about have to clean up all so they can get some likes and upvotes
