I get two scoops of ice cream, and the rest of you faggots only get one

I get two scoops of ice cream, and the rest of you faggots only get one.

How does that make you feel

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Absolute
Madman

DELET THIS

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Healthy.

That son of a bitch.

Blumfy is done, it's over.

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That fucking smug scoop hogging asshole.

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It's come to the point where the media is baneposting

I don't like icecream

Like someone who isn't a fat pudgy sweet-tooth no-exercise whiny little weak-ass bitch. Such a fat thinned skin little piece of shit. He must wake up every day wanting everything to end. To drown his pain out he needs to wolf down icecream, just like every one of his supporters.

BLONGAAAAAAAAAAAAALD...

THE SCOOPS BLONGALD...

What flavour of ice cream was it?

thin.

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I also get two scoops. What's the big fucking deal

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HAND OVERE THE FUCKKKING ICE CREAM DONFALND DTRMP

>airshit
Lol

>based down to earth black president getting only a single scoop

>tfw I can literally get two scoops of ice cream any time I want, and cause all the sperg-retard leftist rape babies to freak out

Vanilla.

OUTRAGED

I was with him the whole way, but the madman can't be allowed two scoops.

does anyone have source of colbert talking about the scoops? i only see the CNN segment

DRILLBOT TUNGSTEN
YOU MUST APPLY ONE ORE TO THE MOLTEN SURFACE NOT TWO

I think it's in this video.
youtube.com/watch?v=PJtteD4yhCQ

Thank you for looking out for my health Mr. President. I know I wouldn't be able to finish 2 whole scoops on top of the scoop that's inside the cone. I will not be wasteful and be grateful for what is given to me.

>MUH SCOOP SO FUNEEH XDD
your reddit shit is embarassing.... as always will last 2 days and then everyone will forget this cringe

>colbert has become the new Ted
Dahnald, the memes. Return them.

>blind dipshit can see there are clearly 2 scoops

The one true flavor

You guys need to direct this meme energy towards Stephen's twitter

twitter.com/StephenAtHome