Spain unironically used to be a caliphate and Germany has never won a war

God, I love being British.

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Brits are the worst cucks, they've taken nigger worship and turned it into a science.

Pipe down son.

t. Paki

>Germany got double teamed everytime

>world war 1
>world war 2
>brexit
>eurovision
Why can't we stop beating Germans?

at least our language doesnt sound like we are choking an a cock

>German teens still get double teamed

By mohammads

>never lose a war
>still get conquered by your own colonies

>6got pic

Wrong again

>this is what germans unironically believe

Don't forget the olympics lad

Uhh

I've got bad news for you man

>bongistani education

lol

Prussia isn't Germany :^)

Think "you" won ww2

They won the Franco-Prussian War. OP sucks at history

did you miss that the rest off Germany was on Prussias side?

white power activate!

I think Russia beat the Germans in WW2.

Northern Ireland is British and there's nothing you can do about it (apart from fail to kill Thatcher, support Marxists, stand side by side with Muslims in Palestine and get beaten up by based UVF lads)

Quiet prisoner.

If Prussia isn't Germany, Caliphate of Cordoba isn't Spain

Has England ever won a war against a European power without at least three allies?

>God, I love being British.

Your little island has been conquered by many waves of different peoples.

From the Romans, to the Saxons, to the fucking baguette faguettes to name a few.

... Meanwhile a German woman is sitting on the throne in Buckingham Palace

We controlled the bog for quite a while.

Damn

Yeah, we know how to bring balls to the battle. (Pic related)

Credit where it's due, this was a great man

Amerifats forget you only joined because the chinks bombed your asses

>Having a lower HDI than your ex-colonies

To name three of the four who did it. That's a pretty good record over thousands of years.

sauce?

Oh we got a bite!

London is a sultanate

"You" sure did, right?

Caliphate of cordoba was never spanish nation jist a government that ruled spanish people, i am under american govetnment but i am not american

>y-you're not allowed to h-have allies that's not f-fair

Stupid argument. And yes we BTFO France by ourselves many times.

Britbongs forget they only exist because of Russia and the us

No mainly the soviets

>"You" sure did, right?

Fyi, when an American says we won WW2 they mean world standing post war.

USA went from isolation and financial turmoil to one of only two superpowers in the world.

WW2 was very good for USA at Europe's expense.

And now your capital is taken by shitskins thanks to your "victory" in ww2.
gg lads. gg.

>be based anglo
>send all our convicts to a baking hot barren wasteland on the other side of the globe
>accidently becomes one of the minority of first world countries on Earth
>ingrate calls you a cuck on a Cambodian basket weaving forum.

Hahahahahaha btfo France. Well my apologies sir

You joined the war late and you mostly fought manlet nips on pretty islands. We did the hard stuff in Europe and North Africa. :^)

"We won"
There is no we in America only me

>lost to farmers with shit guns

noice
Croatia the small ass country has more gold medals per capita than anyone in europe
feels good man
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>There is no we in America only me

Fuck off Ronald Rumpf

You think you did heavy lifting? You survived until mother Russia took care of the bully

I'm tired of Lezo, sure he was cool and the lider of our Termopilas in Cartagena de Indias against the Anglos, but I really miss Alvaro de Bazan or Fernandez de Cordoba

Germany has never won a war.

America lost to unarmed manlet SJW rice farmers.

Britain conquered the world.

There is no comparison.

>>send all our convicts to a baking hot barren wasteland on the other side of the globe

Should have kept them. Aussies are generously good looking people while the British literal ghouls necromanced from the 7th circle of hell

>You joined the war late and you mostly fought manlet nips on pretty islands. We did the hard stuff in Europe and North Africa. :^)

Your grandparents would have starved to death and had no weapons without US support.

all because of that fucking rock..

>The Great Siege of Gibraltar was an unsuccessful attempt by Spain and France to capture Gibraltar from the British during the American War of Independence. This was the largest action fought during the war in terms of numbers, particularly the Grand Assault of 18 September 1782. At three years and seven months, it is the longest siege endured by the British Armed Forces.

Colonization isn't that fucking hard i have to be honest.
Even shitty Spain had like almost as much land as you.

Except he's right, United Caliphate.

We basically had to beat France like 5 times until the coalition and Spain actually backed us against Napoleon. The only reason we managed was capturing dutch, american and french ships constantly despite being outgunned and turning them against Napoleon in the war.

>Aussies are generously good looking people

you have low standards m8

and last longer, almost 300 years vs 180 of the anglos

>be a rapebaby of pretty much all European peoples
>pretend they suck at war instead
>still inbred

praise tengri

>Anglos destroy Europe
>Leave EU just in time to narrowly avoid the influx of immigration stuck in France
Anglos suck so hard. You """""""people""""" are the worst.

What's up with 150B you owe us, limeys?

>this is what burgers actually believe

>Colonization isn't that fucking hard i have to be honest.
>Even shitty Spain had like almost as much land as you.

Compare former English colonies with former Spanish colonies.

Big difference.

USA, Canada, Australia, and even some of the Asian ones are all first world.

If it's so easy why didn't you do it?

Spain's didn't even come close to the size and influence of ours. There's a reason you're speaking my language.

Now compare aftica india british buiaba, youre comparing white countries to non whites

I speak spanish

Saying Spain used to be a caliphate is like saying America used to be tribal.

>be the biggest country in the world
>have the same GDP as Italy, a country of bankrupt wops

Spains colonies are now jungle hellholes while ours are the most successfull, minus india obv

No British women have been raped by an invading force for 500 years at least Ivan. Still in Russias case it's never been rape, your women are desperate to jump on the cocks of any men who step foot in that shithole country, especially turks.

they had also Africa, Sure when you can replace an entire country works fine, but we didn't have the people to do that and the Pope fobid to go genocide or even enslave that people

>Merkel invites the Middle East to Europe
>t-this is all the Anglo's fault

lol what?

Do it for your lover

Same nation ruled by the same people. Bismarck just unified the rest of the irrelevant micro nations around Prussia (same people) to form Germany.

PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER

>t. Ping Do Pong Australian Citizen

>Now compare aftica india british buiaba, youre comparing white countries to non whites

Yes, English took their ugly wives with them and settled.

Spaniards left the women at home and mass raped the natives.

>he says in English

like clockwork

and even with that, all speak spanish and "somehow" are catholic so I'm ok with them

Brexit...win....lol. It's like someone chopping off your legs so you can compete in the paralympics.

good job with columbia btw, bitches be smoking

>Be British
>Be less developed than 3 of its own colonies
>Be surpassed by dumb fat lards, beavers and prisioners

>Brits are literally subhuman

Get rid of curryniggers and pakiniggers and definitely keep both groups away from microphones until they're expelled.

Consider what Canada, US, Zimbabwe, and South Africa all have in common.

>tfw English slags are so ugly even invaders don't want to rape them

fuck you England, fuck you eternally for not taking an interest in my country and properly colonize it.
Spanish suck so much that you can't find an ex decent ex-colony from them

id say Brazil is more developed than Poortugal m8

>put a puppet in control of a country
>puppet does shitty thing
>[LOL they had it coming look what ((THEY)) did]

My pic is very beady.

Fot the love of god why didn't you brits not show them how to use the loo and not shit in the street before u left

...

You don't have control over your own currency or your own borders. You constitution was written by Anglos to make you passive and weak and you're still not allowed a real army because we say so. You are in no position to throw stones.

Could it be that maybe there is nothing on one side of the border while there is a town in on the other?