Why are you not this man right NOW?!

Why are you not this man right NOW?!

Does he want to fuck those socks?

>deeper in the mummy than the father will ever be
this is quite smug

Pregnant girls = redpilled fetish

>Poor student
Gee boss

this is only redpilled if it's his baby
creampies is a redpilled fetish

I'm gay.

You shouldn't be such a shithead though. Stop coercing 18-year-olds and college students to get girls pregnant. It would only be detrimental to their lives.

Because I gotta be me.

Pregnant pussy is the best you can get.
Fucking a bitch while her baby suck yo dick.

I worked with a Russian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane, but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants was soaked.

Because I'm the guy that impregnated his wife.

>/lgbt/

and yes goy, wait till your 50, thats the perfect time to get married

I am actually. My wife is due any day now. Wish it was today, tired of waiting

i'm a loser on every level.

i'm doing humanity a service by not reproducing and everyone around me a service by not killing myself and wagecucking for now

thinking about religion and society a lot

i feel overwhelmed and I'm just getting older with nothing to show but failure.

i'm highly depressed and probably schitzo idk

thanks for asking

I worked with a Russian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane (kind of like pic related), but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants were soaked.

Just came from that bread, wew

I don't give a fuck, I love my porn. Can't wait till VR and sexbots arrive, so I can unplug and not give a fuck about this stupid world.

Keek

but are you two white?

Haha faggot loser. Enjoy being a slave for some fat ugly bitch and worthless brats

Really not hoping for meme magic since my gf thinks shes prego right now.
I dont think Im ready right now for it.

Current marriage laws and/or alimony rules in western civilization that pretty much mean that if the woman has a change of mind about being together, your whole life is ruined, until the very end (most likely by suicide).

Soon to be dad confirmed.

Nothing like the pitterpatter of little plumber feet through a flooded kitchen, best of luck to you poleanon

404
>Implying no baby found

I'm sterile ;_;

It's 044, the importance of digits go right to left

>I don't think I'm ready right now for it
Surely your government gives you gibs, so money can't be the problem, you'll have a loveable - if annoying - child to take care of and your co-workers will likely respect you more when you tell them you're a father. They'll likely congratulate you and such too, be happy about it.

Where you live?

>ugly as sin
>not an enjoyable person to be around
>hate everyone
>no motivation
>don't work on improving myself
>can't talk to girls
>if I do meet a girl I can't talk to her for more than a few days without realizing I could never commit myself to a relationship

I'll never be there and I don't actually care anymore. Living my life hanging out with my friends who are also losers, getting drunk, and enjoying my time on Earth getting fucked up and not caring

As a man with this, I have to agree.

I was. She left me 4 months into the pregnancy because "she didn't want to be tied down", and "didn't want to sacrifice her identity for a man". which is completely retarded because she's having a child and that's going to take up more time than any man would. don't fall for the marriage meme.

Man, just get rich and invest in techology and research that will make you fertile. You have nothing to lose at this point.

Too many burgers make you sterile.

Yeah they do. I will try to think possitive about it.
Thx.

Because no woman wants me and the times where women were provided by society are over.

Working on getting money for a house, I want three children.

Congratulations!

Congrats man. And Good luck with raising a wonderful child!

because of the economy, make it better for the middle class and I'll consider giving the system another drone. Until then, I'll keep on playing video games and fucking divorced milfs.

Because I'm me and not that man.

>Getting a girl pregnant at 18

I'd rather not.

Hope she has a miscarriage

Cause i am 25 yo student, stuck in semi-socialist nation with whore around.

I wait til i am 35, get myself 25yo or younger, with my engineering money and make couple happy white kids once i move to usa or back to poland...

whores*

because my wife is no longer pregnant.... 1st son is here. Risk of pregnancy is a top tier fetish.

I don't fuck fat fucking whales

Edgelord faggot

just turned 18/life is still being sorted out

I'm gay

>black baby
or
>microchimerism from cock carousel

Hope your mom dies on mothers day, assuming filthy slav subhumans celebrate that

>I wait til i am 35, get myself 25yo or young


As a 40 year old, I can tell you that this is the way to go.

The amount of tail you can pull in your 30s is astounding. You really have the pick of the litter

Congratulations!

because im only 18 and want to find a white woman who is not an absolute degenerate then marry her then have kids at 36 because then my children will be smart

because I'm the biological father

Good goyim

Congrats mate, and good luck

and have 4 children

Better, get her to freeze her eggs so you dont have downies though

Have an asian girlfriend will be like this soon

Cool story bro

Can't afford it and still manage a decent retirement

Have to choose one or the other so I choose fancy retirement community.

...

That is literally the healthiest time to have a child biologically, despite what industrial society dictates.

Waiting until later 20's and 30's increases chances of unfit, unhealthy, deficient offspring.

Because I'm going to be this man

That's why you impregnate someone of that age. Duh!

Having them grow up poor is easily worse for mental health, physical health is a toss up

>9 months later

>why are you not a fucking manlet
because my ancestors had enough common courtesy towards their descendants to not procreate with manlets\womanlets .
and while i do have compassion for the guy in the pic and do feel sorry for him the pic suggests hes having a kid with that woman and that is very bad and only perpetuates manletism. this careless natalism only perpetuates human suffering.

What game is this?

I want to spend my time and money on myself, not a leech that sticks around for 18 years

Sup Forums- the game
also cmon dude its 2017 u can find sauce on shit in half a second rightlick->google image search

Absolute 10/10

>underage b&: The Post
>also a fucking leaf

Serious?