Say it with me: PRESIDENT ROCK

Say it with me: PRESIDENT ROCK

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Mike Judge spinning in his grave.

Nope, Kangz are going to be Presidents again!

Niggers think that they could be president now just because some oreo got in the white house

>we're going to have another black president

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

Cool.

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>ITT:
ROODY-POO JABRONIS

>The Rock is a staunch republican and one of the biggest organizers in his area
>Normies and libs go for him because movie appeal
>Secret WWE canon handshake with Trump
>Trump laughs his way to the Trump Tower while America is in rock solid hands

Good. The first one was great.

I'd shill so hard for the Rock

we dont need a 4 year long snl skit

Isn't that what we have now?

What are rocks political views honestly?

Free shit.
Grab all the guns.
Die for Israel.

Who the fuck cares he's alpha

KEK

>he actually thinks he's more fit for the job than Trump
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The Rock is prime VP material though

"Get a job" so he's basically racist.

This

I love the Rock, I hope he makes it. Decent guy and he works hard. He won't accept bullshit.

THIS JUST IN: Republican strategy is to run pro-wrestlers instead of career politicians. Outlook is good!

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We already had a Johnson in the whitehouse and he royally dicked us.

I can see a President Rock. Very charismatic, nice and his swoll body would certainly be an imposing presence to foreign leaders.

But I think going from actor to President is too big of a leap. He should run from state office first.

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I can smell what you're cooking, Rock.

"Common sense" laws that further remove the rights of every American citizen. You're not fooling me, People's Champ.

>Electing a person whose job for was 20-25 years to get hit in the head.

Americans aren't very bright are tehy

Assign positions to the following people/groups:
Stone Cold
Mick Foley
NWO Wolfpac
Dudley Boyz

The Rock is a neocon piece of shit who said people who didn't support the Iraq war and Bush shouldn't have a voice. This was years after the fact so it's not due to naivety. Literally worse than Hillary, who at least fake-apologised for political gain when running.

>Who the fuck cares he's alpha

You gonna suck his dick twinkboi?

>Stone Cold

Has to be head of Defense or something. Fuck yeah.

I like (((Rockefeller))) too but you should probably care. As if you're the type of person to vote anyways haha

as long as its not a Clinton, whats the problem?

this is all DRUMPF fault,drumpfkins

enjoy your clown presidents,amerifags burgers

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The last President Johnson was terrible.

>Wolfpac
>not the original trio

t. Idiocracy coming to fruition

ZUCKERBERG 2020
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i can't believe america is so dumb they will vote for trump and the rock compared to all the other WWE wrestlers who are ready

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

>Stone Cold

AG

>Mick Foley

Department of Health

>Socko

Press Secretary

why are gringos so set on having celebs in political functions?
I smell the work of Kek.
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WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' MEAN GENE

AFTER THE CONTROVERSY LAST WEEK AT WRESTLEMANIA BROTHER WHEN THE "DWAYNE JOHNSON" ROCK MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HIS RUNNING MATE I'D LIKE TO CLEAR UP A FEW THINGS DUDE

ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS OUT THERE HAVE BEEN WONDERING IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE FACT THAT I'LL BE RUNNING AS VP AND I'D LIKE TO FORMALLY ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL BE PROUD TO SERVE MY COUNTRY BROTHER ALONGSIDE THE ROCK

THE ROCK WITH ME AT HIS SIDE MAN WILL GET THIS COUNTRY BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS BROTHER JUST REMEMBER TO SAY YOUR VITAMINS AND TAKE YOUR PRAYERS MAN BECAUSE AMERICA IS GOING TO BE GREAT AGAIN JACK

NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOU

It won't work.
He currently needs to work out a billion hours a week and shoot up up oceans of roids to keep his muscles.

Running for President would make his priorities change and his muscles deflating while his fat simultaneously balloons would destroy him.

He needs to do something else first where he can get to a manageable physique.

Do these people not realize Trump is a respected businessman before he is a celebrity?

>The Rock becomes the Republican Candidate
>Whoever the Democratic Candidate is gets run over by Rikishi

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