/ptg/ President Trump General - Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 5/13/17
youtu.be/7CqE-QpG6Fw
>Pres Trump delivers Commencement Address @ Liberty U 5/13/17
youtu.be/Na7JLgPYEvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address 5/12/17
youtu.be/ErQakpa2L-U
>Pres Trump & Rocket Team 5/12/17
youtu.be/_Wkq1OjgyV0
>FLotUS hosts Military Mothers 5/12/17
youtu.be/NvMpEbhd5D0
>Attny Gen Sessions remarks @NYC 5/12/17
youtu.be/xB5enNccpPA
>SoS T-Rex @ Arctic Council Summit 5/12/17
youtu.be/H6apIyK-EJ8
>Pres Trump on NBC news 5/11/17
youtu.be/5Wvuw_Zmubg
>Pres Trump meets with the corpse of kissinger 5/10/17
youtu.be/4enlDgUP5Zc
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/14/haley-says-us-will-tighten-screws-on-north-korea-after-recent-missile-test.html
ctvnews.ca/world/unsc-to-hold-urgent-consultations-on-north-korea-missile-test-1.3413179
foreignpolicy.com/2017/05/14/north-korean-missile-test-shows-u-s-bases-could-soon-be-in-range/
straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/japan-favours-aegis-system-over-thaad-for-missile-defence-sources
reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-capital-idUSKBN1890W2
sputniknews.com/politics/201705141053611311-trump-russia-respectful-relations-lavrov/
debka.com/newsupdatepopup/20579/Tillerson-Trump-weighs-impact-on-peace-of-embassy-move-to-Jerusalem
youtube.com/watch?v=w7yT8VeQgnQ
youtube.com/watch?v=z0XPOuuxy1I
youtube.com/watch?v=zcQH9VJ9sq4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

It's awoovement!

First for unironically supporting my president

i need more scoops

is futa gay?

6 posts early

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Yeah it i's gay you faggot.

There aren't chicks with dicks theres dudes with tits

In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, we won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally

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Oh they'll be showing all that once Kobach gets to crossreferencing, especially since California DMV has a database of all IDs including the ones they issue to "undocumenteds"

To Japanese. I don;t even get it.

Will we get a similar Trump documentary as the Romney one?

AWOO~

So, who is it?

WHY ARE YOU NOT OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW TRYING TO FIND YOUR DEAR LOST COUNTRYMAN

>I WAS SUPPOSED TO LOSE REEE

I remember south park went with that. To this day, I don't know if they were mocking the leftists for being so stupid, or if they jumped on the "Fuck Drumpf" train

306, obviously.

fuckin israeli edit. post the real one. i will bet it is epic?

AWOO~

>Oh they'll be showing all that once Kobach gets to crossreferencing,

>Trump left the DACA registry in place
>Kobach Cross-references it with voter registration rolls
>Each match = revoked DACA and a free trip to Mexico

Sneaky

They probably thought Trump would be another Bush, in that near the end of Bush' 8 years is was popular to bash on him. South Park probably didn't want to get backlash like other (((comedy))) shows.

So now that Shaun King has BTFO'd you guys
What do you plan on doing now?

I haven't been keeping up with our God Emperor..

Anyone wanna give me a quick run down as to what he's been up to?

Literally a LARP.

i don't care to speculate on something that's likely bullshit. rinsed penis is the least trustworthy on his staff though. i think he's playing for paul ryan

Literally fucking nobody. It's a fake. Has this fucking retard ever even posted anything that happened to be true?

He got a job at the WH.

Trump hand picked him because he was impressed by his threads.

Last 2 digits is how many weeks till next spontaneous truck attack.

Do you ever wonder why we need a border wall for Mexico but not Canada?

Wow, it just occurred to me that the voter fraud commission might actually be a farce, where the true intention is to sniff out illegals. And who knows, maybe they'll find evidence of voter fraud too.

some guy writing fan fiction. just like louise.

I'll be happy when Comey's testimony gets a date -- gonna be some real fast threads that day. Who here /drinking/ through it?

Canada is white and accepts our imaginary lines.

You do, but the most important first.

End of May 2018. RemindMe!

Nice France.

>true intention is to sniff out illegals
>illegals that illegally vote
>voter fraud
Are you an idiot?

Jake Tapper's the last outpost is a great book.
If you appreciate our military and what they do for us, it's a must read.

Wasn't Spencer and his followers LARPing diehard hollywood evil nazis and white supremacist earlier?

Give me a sitrep. I'm used to quick threads, I can be here when the need arises

Isn't he doing an actual crime if so? He is impersonating to be advisor in the WH, that's a government position right?

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>dey protect muh freedoms and abstract concepts from goat herding dune coons thousands of miles away
Yeah, nah. Fuck off.

>If you appreciate our military and what they do for us
i don't. the military is serving israel's interests, not the usa's

looks fun

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There's a huge list of his recent appearances in the OP you lazy fuck.

Also he kangzposted yesterday and trolled CNN with one scoop of ice cream.

>Giving money to Jake "It's illegal to read wikileaks" Tapper

>protect the borders of other countries
>dont protect our own

fuck every politician of the last few decades

sending americans to die overseas has been a total waste for years now

how do you destroy the socialist healthcare argument once and for all bros?
I know what it is but can't put it into words

Drumpfies in IRL

Wow it's almost like spics and niggers are terrible.

kys

I'm sure there are other books that are just as informative that aren't written by scumbags.

>United States Ambassador to the United Nations Haley says US will 'tighten the screws' on North Korea, after recent missile test
foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/14/haley-says-us-will-tighten-screws-on-north-korea-after-recent-missile-test.html

>UNSC to hold urgent consultations on North Korea missile test
ctvnews.ca/world/unsc-to-hold-urgent-consultations-on-north-korea-missile-test-1.3413179

>North Korean Missile Test Shows U.S. Bases Could Soon Be In Range
foreignpolicy.com/2017/05/14/north-korean-missile-test-shows-u-s-bases-could-soon-be-in-range/

>Sources: Japan favours Aegis system over Thaad for missile defence - has a wider coverage area, which would mean fewer units needed to protect Japan, and also because it is cheaper
straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/japan-favours-aegis-system-over-thaad-for-missile-defence-sources

>Over 2,000 rebels, families evacuate Damascus district: state media
reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-capital-idUSKBN1890W2

>Russian FM Lavrov: Trump Wants Mutually Respectful Relations With Moscow
sputniknews.com/politics/201705141053611311-trump-russia-respectful-relations-lavrov/

>Tillerson: Trump weighs impact on peace of embassy move to Jerusalem
debka.com/newsupdatepopup/20579/Tillerson-Trump-weighs-impact-on-peace-of-embassy-move-to-Jerusalem

(((Matt))) and Trey actually say in an interview that they hate making fun of Trump because they can't think of anything funny and that reality is funnier by itself so it felt hacky

NO WAY
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W
A
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I swear I'm gonna make a twatter like that just to bait retards.
It's ridiculous at this point.

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Whaat anime

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i dont understand that there a still barbarians at the borders of civiliazation and have never read a history book about any country but my own, the posts


that was cuomo, shit for brains.

Link?

Well now we just need some exploitable pic of Insane Louise and have her and colbert team up

Oh no!

If any of you are having a bad day, please watch this. This message has been brought to you by the Western Washington University Art Department.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7yT8VeQgnQ
youtube.com/watch?v=w7yT8VeQgnQ
youtube.com/watch?v=w7yT8VeQgnQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=z0XPOuuxy1I

Do people still fall for this? These guys gave themselves away as LARPers months ago (not to mention they kept being wrong about pretty much everything).

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>Kangzposted

I'll do my own research, but please - spill the beans

WE !

youtube.com/watch?v=zcQH9VJ9sq4
Trey is the brains of the operation obviously

Kek that's gotta be great
>comes home from work
>opens door
>Son: Daddy is Fake News, FAKE NEWS

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>Not knowing how to greentext, the post
Also,
>I dream of one day growing up to be a big boy just like my favorite man-baby tv show and movie heroes so I can go off and die for Mr. Shekelstein in some third wold sandbox, the post

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just

do it.

>Hey, Fake News. I want ice cream for dinner.
>TWO SCOOPS

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Holy shit that's pathetic. They really didn't know that Trump's going to win.

So why did this guy get arrested for? Being racist? The fuck are we, Europe?

Seriously though. Trump definitely, literally, kangzposted...

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>Save White Race
>Tap T H I C C Black Ass

Public intoxication.

Looks like some fan animation of Undertale

YOU'RE

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That must have been so cathartic after having to deal with Maxine Waters and other jiggaboo japes in Congress and the media.

Ah. Thanks user.

A FUCKING

KEK

What issues are going to be tackled next week? Will we get a new FBI director next week? If he's /ourguy/ how soon could he start an investigation on Killary?

Surprised he didn't kill himself after November 8th.

WHITE

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